When you have the opportunity to make a really funny joke (or pull a funny prank), then you probably won’t let it pass you by. After all, these opportunities don’t come by all the time.
So these people saw their chances and ran with them. Which worked out for everyone else, too, since we now get to see the jokes and laugh along with them.
“Wom-biscuit.”
This is the kind of thing that you think of at 3 AM after waking up in a cold sweat and just know you have to create. And I love everything about it. You go, wom-biscuit. You go.
“The Ole Infinite Loop.”
Whoever edited this book was having a fun time, and this page couldn’t make it any clearer. They had the chance to do something really clever, and they didn’t take it for granted.
“Today is my last day of work at this job, so I brought in a cake for everyone.”
This is the last time this employee gets to clown on their coworkers. At least, it is for this job. I’m sure this person is going on to bigger and better things (and maybe bigger pranks, too).
“Behold! A Salt Rifle…”
Though it may not be as immediately dangerous as an actual rifle, that much sodium can’t be good for anyone. You may see a salt rifle, but all I’m seeing is absurdly high cholesterol.
“My wife’s and my ‘fortune’ from our dinner.”
I swear, the people who write fortunes for fortune cookies are becoming more and more unhinged. I guess a dig like this is a lot more interesting than reading “you’re going to make money” dozens of times…
“This kid drove his Subaru on the beach today. A ‘multi-agency rescue operation’ ensued when someone saw the vehicle, and they found him at his dad’s house.”
Reddit user muusandskwirrel took this baffling story and made it even better. And all they said was, “Ah yes. A scubaru.”
The kid may have been alright, but that pun just killed me.
“I get the feeling they don’t have toasted white chocolate.”
I have a feeling the person who typed up this mildly aggressive sign wasn’t trying to be funny. Somehow, that makes it even funnier. If anyone asks about the toasted white chocolate at this location again, it’ll probably be the last thing they ask.
“I told my fiancé I got him the perfect 30th birthday cake… it wasn’t what he expected.”
Believe it or not, 30 isn’t that old. Sure, you may not be young and hip anymore, and you may start feeling strange aches and pains, and your hair may be starting to gray, and…
Wait, where was I going with this?
“Ye though I walk through the porch of death, I will fear no evil. For the screen and glass door will protect me.”
This pet owner saw this strange confrontation between their cat and a local squirrel, and decided to make it way more entertaining. I wonder what adventures the squirrel is going to have next.
“Messing with My Wife (the English Teacher).”
This is probably the cruelest joke you can play on someone who loves grammar. And by cruel, I mean funny, of course. I’m sure this person’s wife saw this and laughed (and didn’t fly into a rage, hopefully).
“The Easy Meal Solutions section is filled with nothing but cake and wine.”
It looks to me like there’s a grocery store worker out there who simply doesn’t care anymore. Why bother trying to plan meals for every weeknight, when you can just have some wine and cake and call it a day?
“Celebrating my first divorce-versary and the office girls bought me a cake.”
Who would’ve thought two words on a cake could be so hilarious? The office girls knew how to celebrate this person’s divorce anniversary with style, grace, and humor, of course.
“This snowman thinks he’s so cool.”
I’m both entertained and impressed by this snowman. Someone out there decided they wouldn’t be satisfied with a regular snowman. They went above and beyond to make one that looks like it asks people if they come here often.
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“One of the stranger questions I’ve received on a job application.”
I’m, like, 99% sure the person who was writing that question accidentally cut themselves off and never caught their mistake. I wonder if the person applying really went through with that answer, though.
“Meanwhile in Canada.”
Canada is known for being cold, and where there’s cold weather, there’s snow. But the only problem with giving snow away for free is the fact that everyone else has more than enough, too.
If only snow could be exported…
“I like to frame my memories, even if it’s a bad one!”
Sadly, our memory will fail us sooner or later. I’m talking about computer memory, of course, which doesn’t last forever. Usually went it goes, though, it’s the kind of event you’d rather forget.
“Last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s toy so this year she got me this.”
This is a surefire way to get a relative to remember the batteries for your gift next time. Especially if you’re giving that gift on a holiday where stores are closed (like Christmas) and can’t just pop in to grab some. Amazing.
“Don’t pita me.”
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When it gives you spilled hummus, you make a pun. That’s just the way it works, I’m afraid.
It’s hard to pita someone who turns a mild inconvenience into a cute joke.
“Good thing I put my wipers up before this snowfall.”
Sure, this is absurd. But the caption honestly makes it so much better. I’m not sure lifting your wipers is going to do much when the snow is piled on this high, but at least it’s funny!
“The guy at the roasted corn stand at the fair said I could take a photo of his shirt.”
This guy is in a stall, or a hub if you were. And he’s selling corn. So of course, having a shirt on that says “Corn Hub” is more than fitting. It’s not like there are any other places with similar names or logos or anything.
