Everyone has a secret shopping addiction, whether you like to go to the mall and try everything on in all of your favorite stores or you prefer online shopping. Shopping is a euphoric experience that makes everyone feel good. Who doesn’t love buying new things? We all do, face it. So, if you’re a shopper like me, you’ll love these funny tweets and memes.
We’ve all been there.
I will look out the window for hours if my Amazon package says that it’s arriving today. No shame, I want to open it right away and I am not saying sorry.
I have an angel and a devil when it comes to shopping.
My dark side is always telling me that I need everything on the store’s website. I will add everything to my cart, check out, and worry about the rest later.
Shipping isn’t worth it, ever.
Is it just me, or is it really annoying when you don’t get free shipping? I can’t deny that I’ll spend $100 on clothing, but if it’s $15 shipping, count me out. I’ll dump the whole cart.
I’m really not thinking about it.
I may look like I’m confused and I’m thinking about buying that sweater for $55. However, I am not even considering that I will leave the store without it. But, I gotta play like I am.
I’m not even mad. Just run it.
Whatever happens, happens. I hope that it’ll run through but I won’t feel bad when it gets denied. I’ve been on a bender — a shopping bender.
Why so long?!?
I could probably use a CVS receipt for several things. One of them is a scarf. Another is toilet paper. Another is a napkin to wipe up a spill. They are just so long for no reason.
Same story, different day.
It’s a bad habit but one of these days, I’ll check out. I can’t stop saying I need things, then looking at the price and saying….nope.
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If my cart could talk.
If my debit card could talk it would say, “Again? Are you sure about that? You better not.” Seriously. And, it would have the face of a disappointed mom.
Always. But, I’m not mad.
All in all, Bed Bath & Beyond is the most stable thing in my whole life. It never lets me down, always sends me my coupons, and has tons of stuff I “need.”
Target: where you go to buy things you don’t need, but also need.
Target is the type of store where you walk in and immediately think that you need absolutely everything that the store has on their shelves. It’s where our bank accounts go to die.
It’s normal.
Our mailman knows me by name, hands me all of my packages, and always smiles when he sees that it’s from my favorite store. I love to see him and he loves to see me!
