Who could it be? This Marvel Cinematic Universe Character that I did see. Who will help me guess this mystery?
Hm… honestly, it doesn’t really have the same ring as the original.
Well, it looks like we’re going to be getting a new Black Widow movie.

And it’s about time!
Seriously, she’s the only Avenger not to have their own movie (except Hawkeye, but if you were waiting on that one I suspect you eat a whole lot of plain chips).
And guess what: not only is she returning, but a bunch of other people are as well.

This is a prequel to the Avengers after all, so that means the people who are dead can be not dead.
Like say, a little unknown character known as “Tony Stark”.
But you already knew that. We’re here to focus on another returning MCU character.

Yes, it seems we also have William Hurt returning as General ‘Thunderbolt’ Ross.
The last time we saw him was Civil War , where he was being a total wiener towards Black Widow and Cap.
But it’s not just old hats in this movie. We have a bunch of new ones as well.

Namely, we’ve got David Harbour from Stranger Things as The Red Guardian, communist Russia’s version of Captain America.
Alright, fellow Capitalists, let’s all collectively boo that statement. Ready? 1… 2… 3… Boo!