I know people don’t like to boast as it’s seen as cocky, maybe even arrogant, but I don’t think having confidence in one’s abilities is a bad thing! I don’t think it’s wrong to look at a situation and know that you would have done a better job of it if it’s true.
This list honors those feelings, giving you permission to gaze upon the silliness of these following images and know, for a fact , that you would have handled it better.
“My Chem teacher sucks.”
What? Huh? Looking at this too long is really making my head spin, simply because I cannot seem to find where that teacher found the audacity to respond like this.
“Perfect Stepping Stones for a Drunk Person.”
If you’re wondering if the rest of the strip is like this, don’t worry, it is. If nothing else, whoever put these down was consistently inconsistent. They messed up one tile and committed to it all the way down.
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“What kids do to the chrome books at my school.”
The kids at your school have a fidgeting problem, or maybe they’re just too dedicated to rendering this one particular laptop unusable.
Well, if they want to go back to regular textbooks so badly, that’s on them.
“It literally could’ve been any other name.”
I’ll admit, I’m very bad directionally, and I rely on Google Maps to get me everywhere I need to go. If I entered a neighborhood with multiple streets sporting the same name, I think I’d just pull over and start crying immediately.
“How Walmart shipped a folding chair.”
They wanted to make sure that you got to experience the magic of the fold yourself, right out of the box! No need to wait for that event coming up or to clear out the space you were going to put this chair, get to folding in an instant!
“My friend‘s kitchen.”
The kitchen came like this and this wasn’t a choice of your friend’s, right? Because if it was, you might want to consider excommunicating this friend from all of your social circles immediately. You’ll be better off.
“How can you bee this close to the joke and still [expletive] it up?”
Pun or not, I don’t like that it’s a command. I’ll feel however I want to on my birthday, be that happiness or ambivalence. I might even cry if I want to, but someone else already talked about that before.
“This guy deciding to park next to me when there was plenty of spaces available. (My car is the red Hyundai).”
Forget there being other spaces available, he parked both on and over the line, invading your car’s personal space and making it impossible for you to get in. That’s just unacceptable.
“Practically empty theater and they chose to sit directly in front of us.”
This has the same vibe as the last pic, actually. Spiritually, these people are a car that parked way too close to yours when there were other seats available. Both situations are equally annoying!
“The book I was reading suddenly skips from page 56 to 89.”
“Listen, I’m sorry, but the beginning of this book just sucks, okay? Why don’t I do you a favor and let you jump right to the good part? Nothing important happens in act one. You’ll thank me later.”
“[The] big family behind us at the food court when they left.”
Anyone who does this and says something like “it’s their job to clean it up, so why should I have to?” is going to receive some words from me. This may not be your house, but that doesn’t mean you were suddenly raised by wolves. Pick up after yourself.
“They only put the blue light filter on one of my lenses.”
They’re doing this to all glasses so that one ends up way worse than the other for some ‘indiscernible reason’, their company can pivot towards, you guessed it, eye patches.
“Ordered what they called the ‘luxury food platter for 4’ for €60,- and this is what we got.”
The way the entirety of this tray looks like various types of different colored paste is really…gross. None of it looks appealing, but you know what it does look like? A ripoff.
“Got an F for putting periods after abbreviations.”
I’m a little confused about this kid’s choices regarding which abbreviations get periods and which don’t. Population and pound don’t, but miscellaneous and telephone do? Also, who’s out here abbreviating ‘each’?
“OR, you could just post them for all to see.”
If only there was a way we could eliminate the middle man here and prevent ourselves from alienating every customer that doesn’t have a QR-capable phone, like a sign or a poster of some kind…
“Ordered garlic sauce and this is what [I] received.”
They really just told you to do it yourself, huh? The cooks were on their way out for the night and you were the last one eating so they handed the duty off to you. You want garlic sauce so bad? Make it.
“The way my coworker eats sushi.”
What, do they bite it in half and drop it back into the tray? Do they pick it apart with their fingers? At this point, your friend might as well have just ordered a bowl of some kind, would have been less work for those sushi chefs.
“This is how my apartment complex fixes its potholes.”
The total lack of effort is so absurd it loops back around to being funny. At least they tried? Are we allowed to celebrate the bare minimum when it comes to things like road infrastructure?
“[Second] time now my Cookies and Cream ice cream is no cookies and all cream.”
The way that they even add some specks on the top layer to lead you into thinking maybe, maybe there will be cookies, only to reveal the deceit underneath is so evil.
“You’re right there, come on.”
Another instance where if someone tells me it’s someone else’s job to put the carts back so there’s no point in doing it yourself, they will never hear from me again. I don’t need toxic people like that in my life.
