Sometimes, what you need more than anything else in the world is a good laugh . I mean, getting a million billion dollars would be even better, but if you’re staying within the realm of plausibility, a chuckle is something that’s at least attainable.
We can’t promise you money, but we can give you a couple of laughs.
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“My daughter when she said she wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween.”
I hope she managed to get into her Halloween costume, even if it wasn’t what she wanted. If not, I can see a lifetime of resentment brewing.
“It’s-a me!”
Ever since Super Mario became a cultural force back in the mid ’80s, the world has become a less hospitable place for anyone named Mario, or anyone who likes to rock a mustache along with a pair of overalls.
“Is this art?”
I’d really like to know more about this avant-garde license plate. Is Old Sock a nickname of some kind? A mission statement? A cry for help? What happens if someone yoinks the sock from under the plate?
“My brother got this pizza in Rome, Italy…”
I’m guessing this is a ‘pizza Americano’ or some such thing. European cuisine seems to think that everything American involves ketchup and French fries. To be fair, this assumption doesn’t come from nowhere.
“Aisle of death.”
Sometimes, you need to, well, murder some kind of plant or critter in your house. Rather than making customers ask for the implements of murder, this store takes all the guesswork out of the equation. I like it.
“Made cake toppers for my wedding and forgot to check the oven’s temp before putting my fiancée in…”
This guy’s playing the whole thing off as a silly accident, but I think we all know what he thinks of his fiancée.
“Wavy head.”
It’s one thing to shave your head and find out that it’s full of weird bumps and waves, and it’s quite another thing to get a big honkin’ head tattoo to call attention to your head’s weird quirks.
“Re-watching Varsity Blues…What are those jeans?”
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If you didn’t live through the ’90s, you just wouldn’t get it. Baggy, baggy pants were popular. We thought we looked cool. We thought we’d always look cool. It was a much simpler time.
“This pug – husky mix is the most intense derp you will ever see.”
Occasionally you’ll see something so mesmerizing, so hypnotic, that it’s impossible to look away. Looking at a brilliant sunset pales in comparison to looking at this incredibly derpy dog.
“Inflation…”
This sign provides a great crash course in the principle of inflation: sometimes, you’ll find that things cost more than they used to. The reason for this, of course, is that things cost more than they used to.
“My Netflix got confused in the best possible way.”
We don’t see as many hilarious Netflix glitches as we used to, but this pic proves that they still happen occasionally. I mean, it’s called Squid Game , it has a picture of Squidward, it all makes sense, right?
“I moved in with my dad a little over a month ago. He asked me to clean my hair from the bathroom sink. I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about. This evening I came home to this.”
Her dad should work in forensics, because he’s got this down pat.
“No baby on board.”
If the idea behind a ‘baby on board’ sign is to avoid hitting cars because they contain a baby, it naturally begs the question: if there isn’t a baby on board, does that mean we should go ahead and hit them?
“The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy more seriously.”
I don’t believe the description, because I can’t imagine a doctor telling someone to take their vasectomy seriously. What does that even mean?
“My best friend’s ‘Not Engagment’ announcements I just got in the mail.”
Is this a hilarious sendup of ‘save the date’ cards, or is it a couple that wants to draw attention to themselves without committing to marriage? In any event, at least they did this up professionally.
“Deer crossing.”
This is a fantastic Halloween costume that works on a few levels. Also, her headlight getup is giving me major flashbacks to Jim Carrey’s dream scene in Dumb and Dumber . A+ job on the execution with this one.
“My local ice cream shop must have lost their minds…”
This random ice cream place in South Dakota is always breaking the internet with their dad jokes. This one is just about perfect for the Halloween season. Nice job on OP’s caption, too.
“Six college bros and one brain cell between all of us.”
I’m a little in awe of the sunny optimism that these guys have, because I can’t imagine looking at that narrow spiral staircase and thinking I could get anything, let alone a couch, up it.
“Bread got squished on the way home from the store. Now we are having garlic ghosts.”
If you looked at this tray in February, you’d probably see squished bread. But if you look at it during the spooky season, you’ll probably see ghosts. That’s the power of suggestion.
“Demolishing the house next door, couldn’t resist.”
Seeing this simple, effective prank makes me want to go on Amazon and clear out their whole selection of skeleton arms. You could pull this off pretty much anywhere there’s disturbed ground.
