Sometimes it can feel like people go out of their way to make daily life more difficult …and that is because some people do exactly that!
So, from people who got incredibly premature tattoos to individuals who were lumbered with impossible couches, here are 30 people who found new and interesting ways to ruin their days.
They Were A Bit Keen With This Tattoo…
Although, as one person did notice, “Well he didn’t specify exactly what was coming home. Maybe he meant ‘disappointment’?”
“When you finally win family bingo and your prize is gefilte fish.”
Who needs a cash prize when you can just get your gefilte fish right away?!
“Left my yard boots outside for one week and a bird made a home in one. I just can’t bring myself to undo all that work.”
I love that this person was too caring to destroy their little nest, top marks for you my man…even if it does make work today a little uncomfortable.
“My fiancée was in charge of getting my back.”
Now you not only have a very sore back but I am also assuming that the wedding is cancelled.
“My pizza was delivered on its side.”
At least this pizza will be a bit healthier now given that most of the cheese has slid off it.
“So, things are going great…”
Ah the things that the general public will do to keep you on your toes when you work in customer service!
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This despondent person explained, “After weeks of fretting, we decided a dolly was the best way to move the pennies my dad has collected since 1989 in an antique glass water jug. We were wrong.”
They Didn’t Notice That The Tire Was On Fire…
“Our LT forgot to disengage the brakes for the water buffalo. Drove at least 10 miles with them engaged, not realizing the tire was on fire and the rim was being decimated,” this person explained.
“Took me 3 times as long to enter in my pin…”
Why would anyone ever program a keypad to show the numbers like this? Was this programmed by a trickster God?
“House is on fire, but it’s none of his business.”
Wow, I do not think that I have ever seen anyone less bothered about their house being on fire. It’s kind of impressive.
“Oops… Looks like someone’s Tesla is going to be late.”
“Hey so your Tesla’s gonna be a while. It’s a little…flat.”
“As in the tires are down?”
“If you want to think that, then yeah.”
“Humans really do suck.”
How hard is it to just pick up that one bottle and carry it to a bin? It’s not like it is unfeasibly heavy!
Not Quite…
I don’t even think that there would be a point in correcting him, just let him think that it’s fine.
“Accidentally saved a video file as a .jpeg and computer froze.”
Well now you can still watch the video at least, but just as a really slow flip book!
“Imagine needing to drive somewhere only for 20,000 bees to decide that your car is their new nest.”
Funnily enough, I actually know someone who this happened to. They just took the day off work…and I can see why.
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“I thought I was having a bad day, until I drove by this.”
You just know that there is a guy sat in the cab of this truck with his head in his hands, trying to find the nerve to call head office.
“Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.”
Oh dear, time to get out your upholstery kit! I’m sure a DIY upholstery job with no experience in this area will go swimmingly!
“Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later…”
I am sure that there will be an easy-to-follow hack somewhere online to fix this tiny scratch!
“At least it made a satisfying ‘pooompf!’ When it landed on the ground.”
This hurts to look at. Such a spectacular waste, or you could just eat it off the floor?
“Does anyone know where the Physical Education Officer’s parking space is?”
There would be no way that I would be parking my car in that spot every morning!
“Wow, you had one job.”
How hard is that nut? I guess this will also teach you not to buy a cheap nutcracker in future!
“The discount for missing one glass was less than the cost of one glass.”
“Yes but the cardboard must also be worth quite a lot as well…right?”
“Would you pay that much for cardboard?”
“No.”
“A lovely paint job.”
Someone with a similar story added, “My first apartment they painted the counters. Not the cabinets, the top of the [*******] counters. Every time we did anything on the counter or moved anything we were scraping paint off.”
“My new book is missing a page — I’ve never once seen this happen before.”
This must be the novelisation of Cyberpunk 2077, and they’ll sell you the rest of the book once they’ve finished it.
“I’ve walked past this certification for 10 years and it always bothers me… Who leaves the month lowercase?”
I have never heard of a “kinesitherapist” before, but by God it sounds like a job from the future.
“I knew the box felt a little light.”
The “Mega Meats” are clearly not provided in the Mega Meats meal, you need to buy them separately.
“I see everyone’s trodden-upon Lego for all time and raise you a half-chewed ostrich bone. At least I bought fun bandaids last week.”
“You shouldn’t leave your dog’s half-chewed ostrich bones lying around.”
“I don’t have a dog…?”
“Oh.”
“My freezer broke 2 days ago and I didn’t notice so now all of the meat we had in it is bad.”
Jesus Christ, how much meat did they have in their freezer? If my freezer broke, the only thing that would go bad would be a half-empty packet of fish fingers, and some would argue that they’re “bad” already.
The Worst Thing To Have In Your Pocket…
“I picked something up at work, all of a sudden my leg started to hurt, I reached into the pocket at my leg and realised that my spare blade made it out of the case somehow,” the person who posted this explained.
“My hand after working dish pit.”
I think that a pair of gloves may be just what this person needs in future. This is awful to look at.
