Some people have so much faith in their own smarts and ideas that they cannot see the insanity that they are inflicting upon the world.
So, from people who thought that they could catch a train with their briefcase to individuals who tried to fit a treehouse into a two-door hatchback, here are 20 people whose abundance of faith is disturbing .
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Smells Like Burning Plastic…
It looks like they really went at it with a lighter. The smell must have been enough to let them know what was going on, surely?
“Easier this way…”
He has a good point. Maybe he had lost the key to the lug nuts and couldn’t get the wheels off? That’s giving an awful lot of benefit to the doubt though.
“God dammit people…”
Some people are just a downright concern at times. I wonder how many spam emails they fall for a week.
“This person locking their locker had a big brain moment.”
At least they locked up their carabiner so no one will be stealing the carabiner or the lock! Unless they stole both at once…but who would do that?
“Peak stupid.”
This feels like one of those, “Read your question back to yourself…slowly,” moments. It really, seriously, is not that hard, people.
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…”
Those “ladybugs” will swell with pride when they hear how happy she is to see them, and then burrow in for a long, long stay.
“And then he flushed himself down the toilet.”
I physically cannot imagine how uncomfortable this guy must have been…he did deserve it though. Here’s hoping this was the last time his foot entered his mouth so publicly and so terribly.
“That’s not how social distancing works…”
“I think you missed the point of what we were doing here, Dave.”
“But it does look pretty!”
So, you know the necessary choreography is possible , it’s just lacking some execution.
The Most Dangerous Staircase Ever…
Fortunately, someone pointed out that this is actually “an art piece by Swiss-based creative duo Sabina Lang and Daniel Baumann.” But if the intention was to make onlookers uncomfortable, it’s working.
“Where the hell are they?!”
You just know that he is in there shouting, “Well they have to be in here as where else could they be?!”
“Recently heard back from a job I applied to 4 years ago.”
Someone in a similar situation added, “I once had an interview at McDonald’s while backpacking through Australia. Never heard anything of it and moved on, till 2,5 years later. They then did offer me the job, so I asked if they were willing to pay for my relocation, as I lived 10.000 miles away from their restaurant at the time… Again no reply.”
“Well, they made [it] as difficult as they could.”
I wonder how many people press “yes”? Just for the fun of it, of course — unless they’ve got some seriously good health care coverage. Also, I wonder what their secret is!
“Real Estate Agent Facepalm.”
The fact that they’re two days behind everyone else does not bode well for their future in this market!
“Seems legit!”
Classic Beyonce, always coming into people’s DMs to try and get money for “plain tickets.” You know she’s a survivor, and that’s how she does it!
“This happened in my city. She was arrested.”
I can see why she would be arrested, it would be frankly staggering if she wasn’t arrested!
“If we don’t make it, remember how stupid we’ll look in the history books.”
“Elementary teachers in New York are required to have a minimum of a master’s degree to teach, but politicians can lead the nation without even knowing how to read,” one disgruntled person added.
The Traffic Is Crazy…
I have actually been in the car with someone when they have done this before, and it was magical to witness.
“This is what coke looks like when it’s sun bleached (I found it on the railroad tracks).”
Oh dear…who is going to be the one to tell them? I just hope to God that they didn’t drink it.
Peeking Sunflowers!
What is the person who posted this doing that makes them think they are interesting enough to be spied on in this way?
“Where does this guy think he is?”
He is either incredibly drunk or he has a lot of faith in the strength of that briefcase! Either way, it’s a big ask of handheld storage.
