Many people get angry and upset over some pretty silly stuff. Whether it’s a friend, family member, or a significant other, there are some dramatic arguments that stand out in our minds forever.
No matter how hard we try to get over it or how long it has been, the pettiest fights are the ones we never stop thinking about.
The goold ol’ Candy Corn fight.
“Boyfriend insists that it should be called “corn candy,” and consistently refers to it as such (instead of “candy corn” WHICH IS WHAT THE STUFF IS CALLED).
This conversation happens once a month unless that month is October. I’m starting to hate October,” said kidamy.
Super Mari–WHAT?
Nootype said that they got rather angry when someone continuously insisted that the “green one” in Super Mario Bros. was Mario.
Clearly, anyone who knows their 90s video games knows that the red one is Mario.
She just wanted an omelette.
“When we were both teens, my brother and I were alone at home and hungry. He volunteered to make us omelettes and I said OK.
Ten minutes later, he has a perfect omelette, while I have scrambled eggs. I exploded with rage. I threw forks at him (which he blocked with a towel), and chased him around the house until he locked himself in the bathroom.
It took me 2 hours to calm down,” said i_love_you_OP.
Dreams are real for some.
One Reddit user said that their ex-wife was angry and wouldn’t talk to him for over 4 weeks because she had a dream where he cheated on her. Did he actually cheat on her? No. But, dreams are dreams.
Thin guac is the only guac that counts, don’t you know?
“Whether to make the guacamole for a party chunky or thin. We had split the cost of the ingredients and both wanted to make it our own way. I argued that no matter what anyone’s preference was, with chunky they could mash it into a formless paste if they wanted to. He argued that people are stupid and won’t enjoy the guac if it wasn’t made right.
Apparently he also had a reputation to uphold,” said greyforyou.
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She needs to get a dictionary.
sidious911 said that his ex-girlfriend thought that the words invisible and invincible were the same exact thing and the same word. In a song, she thought a line wasn’t romantic, but stupid if the two people couldn’t see each other.
Don’t squish the marshmallow.
“You remember those strawberry marshmallow candy things? One day in grade 4 we got some as prizes for math bingo or something. I pretended to steal my best friend of 5 years’ marshmallow as a prank, and gave it right back, albeit slightly squished.
Apparently squishing the marshmallow was a big no-no. My parents got a call from his parents that night, I had to formally apologize and he still didn’t talk to me for several months,” said werno.
Those are fighting words.
Octopus_Piledriver said that he had a conversation with a friend where he told them that he didn’t find the show “Arrested Development” very funny, and they were so angry that they didn’t speak to him and even blocked him on Facebook.
Who didn’t teach her about animals as a kid?
“My ex thought that Dolphins were baby whales. She refused to believe the Wikipedia articles, marine documentaries, and children’s books I showed her. We dated for another 6 months,” said man_of_molybdenum.
The great toilet paper debate.
r2deetard said that he and his wife have been fighting over what is the proper way to put toilet paper on the toilet paper roll. The husband insists that it’s over-top. But, the wife thinks it’s under-bottom. What do you think?
History is hard.
“He said Columbus discovered horses in America and they had not existed in Europe prior to that. Conceded that knights rode horses and that knights existed before Columbus.
Refused to follow conventional laws of logic, first-world anarchist. This argument went on way longer than it should have,” shared ebolafever.
Geography is also hard.
Holy_Cow_Is_Delish said that he and his friends were arguing for a good amount of time whether or not Scotland is a part of the U.K. or if it’s its own separate country. They could have just Googled it, but they argued on anyway.
Garbage can placement is important.
“I argued with my (ex) boyfriend once over the orientation of the garbage can. The only place to put it was at the end of the bar. It opened on the skinny end, and I felt the opening should face towards the kitchen while he felt it should face out so you could basically access from any of the three angles,” shared aaronjaye.
Everyone’s had this one.
ZeGermanCoastGuard shared that he and his friend had the great GIF pronunciation debate that we have all had with one person at least once or twice in our lives. Some say it’s GIF, others say it’s pronouncedJIF.
At least she wasn’t wrong.
“With my old roommate. I walk in the door and there are suds EVERYWHERE from the dishwasher. She accused me of putting grimey/sticky dishes in the dishwasher that was leaving residue in the drain. She would not let it go. Turns out she put dishwashing soap into the dishwasher instead of dishwashing detergent. I won that one,” said larissala.
