There are honestly a lot of really weird things in the world. Like… a shocking amount of weird things, I’d say. Things that should have explanations , and yet don’t.
I honestly wish I could tell you what’s going on in the pictures in this list. But let’s face it, that bit of mystery is also part of the fun.
“The dental office I’m temping at still uses old school paper files. haven’t seen that in 10 years.”
That’s… a lot of files. You’d think that in the year 2022, you wouldn’t see something like this again. But I guess putting all those files into a computer program means time and money.
“The amount of caterpillars on my tire.”
See, I couldn’t tell you why there are so many caterpillars on that tire. I also couldn’t tell you how to get them off. Like, without squishing them all underneath the tire.
“Came upon a stained glass window hanging in a forest in Belgium.”
This seems like such a random, vaguely creepy thing to find in the woods. Obviously it’s a very pretty window. But I can’t help but think it might be part of some cult thing.
“I took a picture of my gerbil and a rainbow formed in his cage making him multicoloured.”
Pretty, weird, and cool, all in one adorably tiny package. I’m sure the gerbil cares more about the strawberry than the lighting, though.
“Took a pic of a rabbit mid zoom. Ever seen a rabbit hop so fast they turn into a giant mouse?”
I mean, I’ve always known that rabbits are part of the rodent family. But it kind of didn’t dawn on me until right now. Look at that big rat go!
“Fish TP distributor.”
Imagine seeing that gaping maw every time you sit on the toilet. For most of us, it’s definitely a head scratcher. But I also know for a fact there are people out there who would actually like to own this.
“This is how my cat sleeps.”
I always wondered how cats could sleep like this and, like, breathe and stuff. Maybe they actually don’t need oxygen. Maybe cats are actually creatures from another world who don’t follow our earthly physics laws.
“Someone left some pants in the bathroom.”
Best case scenario, somebody got changed for a job/interview/date/anything else, and left their pants in the stall by accident. Worst case… well, I think a good rule of thumb is to not touch those things.
“Got a weird reverse-icicle on an ice cube, inside my frost free freezer.”
I was going to say that the ice cube is weird, but I think the freezer itself is weirder. Like, no frost at all? Not even a little?
“This mug I found at an antique shop.”
I’m sure I’m not the only one who noticed the scuffs in the shelf and thought they were blood at first. It’s making it really tough to trust that old lady mug.
“Property I help maintain has a desk in a common area bathroom…?”
At first, I thought it might be a vanity for people to apply makeup or something. But that honestly doesn’t make sense. Nothing makes sense, in fact.
“Found this 5£ (about 7 dollars) ‘walking stick’ at an antique store.”
It’s… just a stick. A really old stick, probably, but still something you could easily find in any park or forest.
At least they aren’t trying to charge hundreds of dollars for it or anything.
“T-Rex Easter Bunny Hood Decal.”
Somehow, the T-rex ornament isn’t the weirdest part about this picture. Like, someone took the time out of their life to make the strangest car I’ve ever seen (which is actually saying something).
“Tissue Box.”
I guess it’s… fitting? Because you use tissues to clean your nose, and the gorilla’s nose is… you know what? I think I’m done trying to make sense of this tissue box, because that seems like a fool’s errand.
“‘I’ll take the pure speculation meat please.'”
Honestly, this menu is as confusing as it is hilarious. It looks like Google Translate went really, really wrong.
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I can’t decide which is my favorite between “pure belly clearance,” and “the fish mother.”
“My Dentist’s Hygiene room.”
The fact that there are a good half-dozen stuffed turkeys (and not the food kind) in there is bad enough. But what’s with the single beaver on the shelf there? How is that the weirdest part of this picture?
The forbidden mayo room.
I can’t get over the fact that this store closed down just to become a mayo storage place. Where did it all come from? Where’s it going? Why is it in there in the first place?
“I found a melted outhouse.”
I wish I had an explanation for why just one of those many outhouses melted, but I don’t. Other than maybe some kids decided to light one on fire as a prank or something.
“These failed mashed potatoes turned a true hockey puck.”
You have to be really bad at cooking to make mashed potatoes look like a hockey puck. So bad, in fact, that you might actually be a genius. Just not the culinary kind.
“Whatever the hell this advertisement is meant to be.”
This feels like something straight out of a nightmare. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be seeing this thing in my own nightmares tonight, so that’s just great.
