Sadly, everyone knows what it’s like to have their trust betrayed . Sometimes it’s someone lying to your face, while other times it’s something that doesn’t come as advertised. In any event, these incidents can cause us to wonder whether we’ll ever trust anything ever again. Something tells me the folks below are going to have a hard time in the future after catching onto some dirty, dirty lies.
“This is what they gave us for lunch today. I’m a 6’5 160 lbs track athlete, with practice and weight training after school. This did little to nothing to my hunger level.”
Pictures of crappy school lunches are kind of an internet tradition at this point, but just look at this one. Could they have maybe included a side dish?
“Pizza Hut name unavailable.”
Take a quick glance at this and you’ll see some of America’s most beloved fast food restaurants. Take a second look and you’ll see that everything is wrong.
“Toddler-proof paint job.”
If you want all of the aesthetics of a power outlet with none of the functionality, have I ever got the solution for you. All of the promise, none of the rewards.
“Would you like to play a game?”
Here’s human food (I suppose sour neon worms count as ‘food’) with plant food. That isn’t to say that you should feed human food to plants, though, or vice versa.
“Inconvenience store.”
I don’t expect all 7-Eleven locations to have a street number of 711. I do expect it to be illegal for them to occupy 712, though. It just feels so darn wrong.
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“I got stuck in an elevator, been waiting 2 hours for extraction. They are still on their way.”
I’ve been stuck in an elevator before. Things go from, “This is an adventure!” to “I’m going to die in here” extremely fast.
“Woke up this morning to my light full of water. Our apartment is brand new.”
In a brand new place, you kind of expect light to come from light fixtures and water to come from water fixtures, right?
“My school locked all the doors to the toilets and complain when we don’t go during breaktime and lunchtime.”
Not only is the washroom locked for no good reason, it even has a window looking in just to mock everybody.
“Seems like I am not getting home today, that’s my garage, but that’s not my car.”
I’d love to know how this mystery resolved itself. I’d be very weirded out if I saw a different car in my garage.
“What the heck? 16 dollars??”
If you’re going to roll into a restaurant and spend two grand on a steak, wouldn’t you like to know that the chef is decently compensated? Seems like a recipe for disappointment on several fronts.
“The ‘chicken’ we learned to cook in my foods class. Came in a tube. Absolutely no flavour. (The red bits are diced red pepper).”
I get that a cooking class has limited funds, but surely they could do better than this Play-Doh-looking slurry.
“Not angry, just ill-tempered.”
I think the Angry Birds hype train drove itself off the rails many years ago, but it’s kind of comforting seeing their off-brand misfit cousins continuing the legacy.
“This skull model has 4 rows of teeth.”
No one’s looking for total anatomical correctness when it comes to something like this, but c’mon, four rows of teeth? It’s not that hard to get in the ballpark of what’s normal.
“My sibling found this at work, it is near impossible to get the soap on your hand.”
I think the people who install washroom fixtures sometimes just slap them in with no thought as to how they’ll be used.
“This piece of clothing that looks like it’s wet.”
Now, this doesn’t necessarily look ‘wet.’ Those big splotchy designs also kind of look like grease stains. So, if you want your clothes to look nasty when they’re perfectly clean, there’s a design out there for you.
“Trying to create a PS5 account. That’s legally my last name.”
Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. This person was lucky enough to find a PS5, but unlucky enough to have a banned last name.
“Cannot find the word Squidward, think they left it out.”
Making a word search isn’t rocket science, but evidently it’s occasionally too tough to get the required words in there.
“The airline finally gave me my 4th stripe when I became a captain, but…”
If you’re the kind of person who gets hung up on details, this particular detail might just be enough to drive you mad.
“When you order the ‘three meat skillet’ and this comes out.”
The silver lining here is that if you’re willing to extend your definition of ‘meat’ to include French fries or cheese, there are actually four types of meat here.
“Thought I scored a good deal at 50% off.”
I’ve suspected for years that the cheese cartel is lying to us. This image finally gives me proof. It’s never as gouda deal as you expect!
