There are a lot of dads in the world, but many of them are pretty much the same. They give out the same kind of energy , make the same kind of jokes, and also have the same interests and hobbies.
While dads come in all shapes and sizes, their energy is unmatched . Like, these dads that’ll make you say—”yup, true.”
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Every dad’s dream.
Asking your husband to put the sheets on the bed is like a battle in itself.
We know that they are going to be in an epic battle with the sheets trying to figure out which side is which.
It’s big parenting energy for me.
There’s nothing better than looking back on your childhood and realizing your parents probably left to smoke some weed and told you to take care of yourselves for dinner.
Basically what we all do now.
Let me repeat myself 10 times.
If your mother cannot hear me give her an amazing compliment loud and clear, I will 100% repeat myself 10-15 times until she does so I can be in her good graces for months.
Anyone else agree?
We all have to sit through weddings, and every single time they all sound exactly the same. Maids of honors literally spill their guts onto a page, but, best men just use it to make fun of the groom to no end.
How old do they think we are?
Dads absolutely hate it when you make them feel ancient. To be honest, there’s nothing quite like our kids asking if we were alive during The Great Depression or before cars were even invented.
He’s happy.
Why is it that whenever we want our husbands to wear something nice, they have to argue with us? We just wanted them to look like a hot dad who is waiting at the Vineyards for us.
A proud moment.
There’s nothing that makes us feel more special than when we are not recognized for being somewhat famous, even if that famous is just recording a commercial for a store at work.
Total dad win.
I have been telling my wife for years that I have to keep spare screws, wires, remotes, and other “things” that they think we do not need. But, the day will come when I get to use them. And, we will all relish in that day.
This is the only fact that matters.
Is it me, or do all dads really love to remember weird facts about animals and people in juxtaposition to the population of cities and towns, and even states? Dads love random facts.
Burn.
I’m not sure if I should be mad, or if I should be impressed. If my son is going to burn me this badly, I want him to shake my hand after doing so because he is now a man.
And they say I’m heartless.
Kids need to always be coddled, so they go to mom for that. But, when mom’s not home, dad is going to say just rub some dirt in it and buck up. Even if they did show the wrong knee.
100% agree.
Any dad knows that Die Hard shouldn’t be a Christmas movie, despite how many people are saying that. In fact, it’s definitely more of a Harry Potter film. Alan Rickman in the movie? It’s probably film #9.
Why are we all like this?
Dads will 100% complain about why the lights are on in the house, the bathroom or the kitchen or our bedrooms or even the coat closet. But, they will waste all of the energy in the world just to put up lights for Christmas.
Sounds familiar.
Dad’s jokes do stem from the best art we can find. Some of the best art we can find is right under our noses. Where? Home Alone, Home Alone 2, and even Home Alone 3…sometimes.
It’s a whole plan in action.
We all hate going grocery shopping so some of us will try to get out of it. And, there’s nothing worse than having to deal with our husbands and also trying to figure out meals for the week. Stay on home, sir.
