As much as we all love, Mean Girls star, Lindsay Lohan, for being a never-ending source of entertainment, we can probably all also admit that much of that entertainment is just her doing and saying weird and hilarious stuff.
Her famous beach club dance routine.
This will never not be funny. The more I watch it, the funnier it gets.
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I need to know if she made this up on the fly or if she choreographed it ahead of time.
The time she got kicked out of Chateau Marmont in 2012.
After checking herself out of rehab, she checked herself into a hotel called Chateau Marmont, where she racked up a $46,350.04 bill during her 47-day stay, which she left without paying. She was banned from the hotel until she paid off her debt to them, which she eventually got around to months later.
The time she tried to sue Pitbull and lost.
Back in 2010, Lindsay filed a lawsuit against Pitbull over his song “Give Me Everything” where he raps the lyrics: “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’ / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
Ultimately, it was an open and shut case won by Pitbull.
When she criticized people for panicking over Hurricane Sandy.
Lilo, my dude, a hurricane is a natural disaster that has killed many in the past and destroyed people’s homes and belongings.
It’s kind of a big deal.
When she pretended to be pregnant on April Fools Day.
This is quite the prank.
At 1:30 am on April Fools Day in 2013, Lindsay tweeted this.
The time she allegedly yelled racial slurs and spat in a customer’s face in New York City.
In 2016, a Manhattan bartender reported that Lindsay and her sister came into VBar in Greenwich Village, and spent 20 minutes in the bathroom. The bartender knocked on the door, asking them to leave. At which point, Lindsay asked, “are you from Ghana?,” and This is New York. You’re not from here”.
When a nearby customer tried to intervene, she allegedly spat in their face.
The time she released a list of men she had slept with.
While filming her reality series, Lindsay made headlines when this list she made of the men she has supposedly slept with was leaked.
I’d like to point out there are some big names on here; Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Levine, Wilmer Valderrama, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, and Orlando Bloom.
Converting to Islam. Possibly?
Generally, converting to any religion is not a bizarre thing to do. But Lindsay Lohan doing it certainly is random.
For a little while in 2016, Lindsay was photographed walking around carrying the Qu’ran. She had also been seen wearing a headscarf as well as something called a burkini.
The time she tried to start a feud with Zendaya for literally no reason over her Cinderella-themed Met Gala gown.
No one:
Lindsay Lohan: “Claire Danes did it first .”
The time she was speaking in a strange, unidentifiable accent.
“It’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn,” she later explained to “Daily Mail”.
When she tried to collab with One Direction, Nicki Minaj, and Lady Gaga.
This would be an absolutely insane song.
I’m sure a lot of people would pay good money to see this brought to life.
The time she clarified something extremely uninmportant.
Thank you for clearing this up, Linds. I was always curious about the details of how the bottom part of your finger went missing.
I’ll finally be able to sleep at night.
The time she heckled Taylor Swift on Instagram.
Taylor Swift took to Instagram to make a few key announcements on a live stream. While most of the comments pouring in were from regular fans, there were also a few from LiLo that deeply confused us all.
The comments ranged from heart-eye emoji to “my mom was in cats” — yeah, it got weird.
The time she accused her fiancé on Twitter of cheating on her with a “Russian hooker”.
In 2016, a physical altercation was caught on camera between Lindsay and her then-fiancé Egor Tarabasov. The clip shows her taking his phone and trying to run off with it.
She later takes to Twitter, calling out Egor for cheating on her with their good friend, Dasha Pashevkina, a famous fashion designer.
Yikes.
The time she asked what an Emma Stone was.
I’m not sure why Lindsay’s initial thought was that Emma Stone is an object and not a person. But hey, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Nothing she does surprises me anymore!