Kids might say the darndest things every now and again, but they can't hold a candle to some of the utterances made by grown adult married men.
Below is a collection of classic quotes about husbands that even I can't help but laugh (cry) about. They're further proof that we're all just big kids, at heart.
This is a rookie mistake, fellas. When a woman tells you she doesn't want anything for your anniversary, what she's really doing is testing how well you know her by forcing you to come up with an idea all on your own.
It isn't that we aren't listening, it's that our hearing can sometimes be selective. I'd even go so far as to say that it's not the fault of the husband that his wife chooses to divulge secrets right in the middle of the big game — she should just know better.
Unfortunately, I don't have much of a defense for this one. Each of the sexes has its strengths as well as its weaknesses, and ours (men) just so happens to be time management.
No matter what you do, never ask your wife "Honey, where do we keep the 'x'." First of all, you should already know. Secondly, just by asking such a stupid question you're subtly implying that she is the keeper of the cleaning products — big mistake.
