Life can be full of little surprises , and more often than not these little surprises can leave you with a smile on your face.
So, from people who found strange things on their ultrasound to individuals who came across strange things in their house after a drunken night out, here are 30 times people found jokes in their everyday lives!
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“Went for a baby scan today, we already have a boy and a girl and the third is going to be a…dinosaur?!”
It looks like they’re going to have to get some new parenting books! I can’t imagine there is much literature on bringing up a dinosaur, but there should be!
“More donut infusion please.”
Now this is a treatment that I can get on board with. I don’t know what it would be used to treat, but I need it.
“That’s an interesting hill to die on, my dude.”
I literally have no opinion on the Lethal Weapon movies until you get up to Lethal Weapon 6 .
“Got my new license plate in the mail today.”
Someone did congratulate them on his acceptance of his position, but he added, “I’m not at acceptance. Every day is a living nightmare.”
“10-year-old’s letter to herself, for a time capsule to be opened at high school graduation.”
Yep, a pretty accurate statement, really. I wonder what happened to make them this angry at such a young age though!
“Purchased a gaming keyboard. I am super excited about this chicken stability feature.”
I think that every piece of technology should be fitted with “fast eating chicken stability,” because why not?
“I’m not sure why, but I believe this sign.”
Yeah, I don’t think that they even really needed to write anything on this sign, the countless golfball imprints do most of the work!
“Cleaning out my grandmother’s old house and found this absolute gem written to her by my grandfather some time in the ’50s.”
If anything is going to be the reason for the coming year, it will be the fact that he made this list!
“Asked Round Table for a joke and they delivered!”
One truly unsettling person posited, “Not doing it right, supposed to sound like stirring Mac and cheese.”
“Saw this crew working across the street the other day. Looks legit.”
Nothing quite like seeing a ladder with a big bend in the middle to make your palms start to sweat.
“Seen at a Southwest gate…”
You’ve always got to be careful getting into a relationship with someone at an airport, they always come with baggage.
“Something to pray for.”
I don’t think that anyone could ever live up to the expectations that their dogs have of them.
“Found these statues in an antique shop in downtown sulphur, Oklahoma.”
I feel like that picture on the right could quite easily become a sort of modern renaissance-inspired image.
“Celebrating my cousin’s vasectomy…”
I wonder what flavor that icing is… in fact, you know what, I don’t want to know actually!
“Woke up after a night out to find this in my pantry.”
If it works, it works! I wonder if they remembered to take the glasses out before doing this though.
Try Your Best!
Yeah, that seems like 80 would be a real stretch… and I am very much speaking from experience. But, who really needs to go fast, eh?
“The first time my son has been in a toy store since the pandemic hit last year. Rioted like it was toilet paper.”
Look at the expression in his eyes, that is one of erratic hunger. I feel like he is about to shout at his parent, “Stop taking pictures and start grabbing toys!”
“Pulled out this unbelievably phallic crab leg at my mom’s birthday dinner. Finally understanding why she requests crab every year.”
I know there is a lot going on here, but seeing his fork’s handle lying through his food is making me feel ill. Jeeze, I really need to get out more.
“My bank sent me 64 copies of the same debit card.”
Now you can at least make a deck of playing cards out of debit cards, which is probably a thing that someone out there wants…?
“Is it better?”
Sometimes you just want to stand out in life the same way a highlighter makes text leap off the page. See the highlighter, be the highlighter.
“Looked up and got scared for a second.”
The Dark Knight obviously wasn’t too impressed when you included The Joker by Steve Miller Band on your playlist.
“At my local Dairy Queen.”
Kayla sounds more like a Dairy Diva than a Dairy Queen. Or so says this passive-aggressive signwork!
“Found this at an air show.”
To all the naysayers who said the invisible plan from X-Men was just a bit of movie magic, here’s the proof.
“Didn’t want to share.”
Sometimes you want that fast-food feast all to yourself. ‘Can I have a fry?’ ‘No. No you may not.’
“I must have hard water.”
Someone nailed it with their comment, “If that bottle stays cold for more than 4 hours, you should call a doctor.”
“Important to obey signs.”
Now I just want to see what he does when he encounters a deer crossing sign.
“I wouldn’t mess with this duck…”
Can anyone else picture this duck saying, ‘hand over the breadcrumbs, and no one gets hurt.’
“Extreme life hacks “
Well, that’s one way to do it, I guess. Is anyone else wondering why his hat isn’t also taped to his head?
“I met my spirit animal at the aquarium yesterday (yes, it’s a real fish).”
Me: How do you like living in the aquarium?
Sarcastic Fringehead: I love living in the aquarium. It’s soo much better than the ocean.
“The wine I ordered online came with a tiny set of dice packaged inside a hollow cork.”
Well, I mean, that is just an outrageously cute thing to do. I have no idea why they’ve done this, but I absolutely need one of these bottles.
