Mazes are not something that anyone wants to be trapped in, and yet there are some poor souls out there whose brains are mazes in and of themselves!
Bearing this in mind, from people who tried to do themselves physical harm in the most exciting way possible to individuals who didn’t know what gasoline was, here are 30 people whose brains are a labyrinth of wonder, mystery , and complete insanity.
“But, what is the point?”
It’s called fashion darling, look it up some time! That being said, I really don’t get what the thought process behind this aesthetic is? Is it supposed to be a kind of jazzy Frankenstein look?
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“A dachshundasaur.”
Nope, I do not like that one bit. I think the thing that I have a problem with is the fact that it looks far too wrinkled! I know there’s more going on here, but that’s my main issue!
“Harmonicas Exhaust Tips For A Sports Car.”
I love his expression in this picture, he just looks so happy with what he has created. I can hear this image so clearly already and I haven’t actually heard the damn things yet!
The World’s Vehicle!
I kind of love this, but that does not mean that I would ever be caught dead driving the damn thing. It looks as though a child has been asked to draw the coolest car they can think of.
“Our home’s previous residents landscaped with wine bottles, and we are removing them.”
I am very curious as to why anyone would have done this in the first place, it just makes it look as though this is a house owned by alcoholics.
“Teeny weenie weird wheels!”
I am not even going to pretend as though I am not tempted to go out and buy this monstrosity. There is something about it that just looks so much fun…even if it would kill me.
“Put the signs on the fuel pumps, boss!”
“Look, this slushy is horrible, I want a refund. It tastes like chemicals, it smells like petrol, and it’s making me feel really ill!”
“That’s because it is petrol.”
“Ah, that kind of makes sense.”
“It says ’emergency telephone.'”
“Ah you’ll love this, I’ve left a fake phone in the lift in case someone needs to call in an emergency.”
“But, what if they actually need to speak to someone? Y’know, for help?”
“Well, I didn’t think about that part.”
“Why not pack a jar of pickles in your pickle purse!”
I actually think that I woould quite happily wear this purse out and about. It has that pickle-chic aesthetic that I have been trying to capture for so long now!
“Define anarchy…”
Surely a more anarchic thing to do would have been to have cut out a slice that left the anarchy symbol in the middle of the pie? Or would that have been too planned to be considered anarchic?
“I painted the parking lot for you, boss!”
Someone who actually paints parking lots for a living did defend this job, adding, “This is my job literally. I always tell the clients they need to clean the lot and move the vehicles. We have a good working relationship with a sweeping company and always recommend them. We show up with paint trucks.”
That Is One Hell Of A Look To Commit To!
I am sure that this is perfectly fine for carrying very long but light loads. Also, I would absolutely love to see someone try and do a 3 point turn in this thing.
“Found this in a Denton, Texas Facebook Marketplace group.”
Facebook Marketplace is an absolutely wild place at times! Although, with this handy contraption you would take your kid with you when you went on your tiny bike! Not that that is to be recommended though.
“I think I’ve hit the jackpot with this custom mason jar lamp filled with Boston Baked Beans.”
This is a great lamp to have by your bedside as well, as you can just reach in and grab a little snack in the middle of the night if you find yourself getting a bit peckish!
“This car that is shaped like a high heeled shoe.”
The tires on this thing look like they could do with some air being put in them, they’re looking less high-heeled and more like flats!
Christ on the cross, that was bad, sorry.
“My landlord painted over a penny.”
Why did they not move it? That is just wilful laziness taken to a whole new level! I mean, what kind of person doesn’t even slightly brush down a surface before painting over it?!
“Gotta do what ya gotta do to get comfortable on the train!”
I love the little girl’s face in this one. She is clearly saying what we are all thinking with her face — and can you really blame her for not being able to hide her confusion?
“I didn’t have a car jack with me when I broke down so I dug a hole…”
The little dandelions and rubble do kind of make this scene look like someone is about to be buried, not that someone is going to be repairing a car.
“Ears on ears on ears…”
If you look incredibly closely then you will see an even smaller pair of ears on the tiny ears, and on those minuscule ears there is a little sign that says, “Stop being nosey.”
This Wonderful Custom BBQ Job!
This is guaranteed to give your cooked meat a lovely little dirty metallic aftertaste! That is just what everyone wants when they are going to a BBQ! Maybe a bit of ketchup will save it.
“Roaches on the wrist.”
I cannot say that I have ever been particularly in want of a load of cockroaches sat around my wrist, but clearly this product is not for me! I am sure that there are some people out there who will like this…right?
“That’s what you call problem solving!”
I hope that they only came up with this idea in order to make it to the garage to have a proper fix put in place! Also, I like how they rated their own idea three stars!
“Lobster flip flops. 10/10 would wear.”
The fact that these were not called flip flobsters is just unforgivable. Another individual did suggest that they be called Croc Lobsters, which has got to be a B-52s parody song before too long.
“Check out this horrifically dangerous garage extension!”
“Would you please come out onto the deck, Dave? For the love of God it’s not going to collapse from our weight!”
*Creaks…
“Actually, Dave, you’d better take a step off now that I think about it.”
“These salt & pepper shakers that my aunt keeps on her shelf.”
These would be a great thing to store foot powder in according to one individual. However, I really don’t think that I would want these in my house regardless of what they had in them!
“The urinal in this shop has a tube leading to a ditch outside.”
“I made a similar contraption for our tree fort when I was about 8 years old. Constructed it from a length of garden hose taped to a metal speaker horn. Of course dad discovered it and it just HAD to become one of those often repeated ‘family stories,'” added someone else.
“Ah yes a bottle belt…”
This seems as though it would be pretty uncomfortable, no one wants the top of a plastic bottle digging into their waist. Why not just tie the string around on its own, that has to be more comfortable, surely?
“My dad’s extensive salt and pepper shaker collection.”
All that I am getting from this is truly weird find is that this person’s dad really loves to steal the salt and pepper shakers from any restaurant that he goes to.
“Rather than cutting down this tree for the power line, they simply carved a hole.”
What a wonderful way to keep this tree in place! Although, would this not throw up some more potential problems if there was a storm?
“This cabin on top of a silo. Oldham County, Kentucky.”
Who would not want to live on the top of a silo? I cannot think of a more popular living destination than on top of a silo! It’s just so convenient!
