No matter how small or large a task or idea is, you should always think it through before seeing it through. You would think that everyone knows this very basic rule, but that’s not the case.
From people who simply had no care for their physical wellbeing to individuals who incidentally scarred people at Disneyland , here are 30 people who never took the time to properly think, “What could go wrong?”
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“They just used a dark highlighter tool to censor their undercover vehicle.”
Wow, the police really dropped the ball on this one. I wonder if the person who was supposed to cover the undercover car got in a bit of hot water for this cock-up?
“Ehh just throw some cardboard in there… 480v never hurt anyone!”
I like that they have even added a state-of-the-art flap at the top right hand corner for anyone who really needs access to this panel to use. I don’t think I’d be too keen on going anywhere near this though.
“What is the name of this stacking game?”
Ordinary Tetris never did have enough of a sense of impending dread about it really. However, this new version which sees people stacking heavy machinery is much more exhilarating! It’s just Tetris with extra death!
“Dumpster being suspended above some cars. They were tossing stuff into it from 2-3 floors up.”
Someone did suggest that the cars may have actually moved the cones and parked under the dumpster anyway. Either way, someone really messed up here.
“Bald head, mesh hat, no sunblock.”
Now he has no choice but to keep wearing that mesh cap for the rest of his days, or at least until the tan lines balance out. I bet that is uncomfortable as hell.
“Tint level: Oakley.”
Jesus Christ, what does the person driving this car think that the sun going to do to them? I would love to look out through this windshield, it must make the world look like you are on Mars!
“This poor guy is just asking for a bad day.”
Having your face through one of the rungs is a truly incredible move. This puts some of the things that you see people doing in the Final Destination films to shame!
“What could possibly go wrong with locking your dog in the RV?”
That dog made that RV’s door look like it as made out of tissue paper. I love how pleased with itself this dog looks, it’s owners won’t be doing this again any time soon.
“Blocking a farmer’s gate to save a parking fee was probably not the wisest move.”
“Why would they cover my car in mud like this? It’s just so uncivilised?!”
“Err, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but that’s not mud.”
“This SUV was towed with the E-brake engaged…”
How did the person towing this car not realise this was happening? Surely there must have been a lot of resistance, never mind the fact that there must have been a tonne of sparks coming off this thing?
“The mirror in my hotel bathroom has an anti-fog section. Unfortunately, I’m 5’2″.”
Seriously, why did they not just make it so that the entirety of the mirror would not fog up? Why just take the time to make that one section anti-fog?!
“The look on Weird Al’s face says it all.”
Having such dedication to Weird Al as to have his face tattooed across your entire back is a level of commitment to Weird Al that I never thought I would witness — and I don’t think Weird Al thought he would ever see it either.
“I was involved in a hit and run, but the idiot left their plate in my wheel.”
That is a pretty damning piece of evidence against whoever hit this person’s car. Although, what if they always carry a spare license plate with them to throw people they crash into off the scent?!
“I hosted a party and someone took a bite out of my fake apple.”
Did this person invite Stan Laurel round to their house? Seriously though, whoever bit into this took a decent bite before they realised what they were chowing down on!
“The happiest place on earth just got a little weird.”
A lot of people said that if the shirt was worn normally then it would not be problem. However, one person did point out, “When worn normally, the shirt is Mickey impaling someone through the chest with his goddamn head. I don’t think this is any worse than that.”
“Dad was complaining that the flow on the watering can was being weird… I found the culprit.”
This is exactly what happens when you let your watering can be sold off to a developer who will turn it into flats for frogs!
“When you don’t properly secure your load.”
This is obviously a really terrible accident and all, but the fact that it just says “Bojangles” in a giant yellow sign above the truck is really distracting.
“That is a pretty weird looking bird!”
That is why you do not get a bird feeder that is strong enough to take the entire weight of a black bear! Frankly, I didn’t even know such a strong bird table existed!
“They’ve not thought this through!”
“Sir, can I ask why you decided to bring in your cat to the store?”
“No, no you may not.”
“Okay, well just so long as it doesn’t… Hold on a sec, what the hell is that smell?”
“The trench troll!”
Just look at how much that damn board is bending! How could anyone look at that and think, “Aye, that’s safe enough for me to crawl underneath I reckon!” Only someone with no care for their physical wellbeing could do this.
“What could go wrong with not closing window before leaving dormitory for quarantine.”
I bet that the smell in this room was absolutely biblical when they finally opened their door and found this. That first bird looks like it is thinking, “Why is there someone just standing in our front room?”
“Bicycle bridges are for bicycles. Not for big, heavy, cement-mixing trucks.”
I mean, the truck is no longer on the bridge if that is any consolation. However, I dread to think how long it will take them to get it out of the river.
“What could go wrong asking a roommate to trim the back.”
I think that all you can do is tidy up those lines a little and just say that it is all part of a style, anything goes nowadays. Alternatively, just shave your whole head!
“I was served oranges, orange juice while in hospital, even though they have me down as allergic to citrus.”
I guess that this hospital got pretty sick of just trying to help this person to get better, instead opting for trying to kill him off.
“In flip-flops of all things…”
Well there are few items of footwear that are safer than flip-flops! They provide you with plenty of mobility, give your feet lots of room to breathe, and they are incredibly stylish! If you’re going to die by falling off a roof, you want to look cool while you do it!
“Yes that is a ratchet strap, yes those ARE power lines, yes it has been like this for 3 months.”
If that power cable falls then don’t try and catch it. I have no idea why anyone would ever do that, but just thought I’d throw that out there anyway.
“I spent 15 minutes looking for my guitar pick.”
Annoyingly, I also spent fifteen minutes looking for their guitar pick thanks to this! Now you will too! Although, if you find it quicker than that, I don’t want to know.
“Our friend decided to pour drinks on my 100+ year old record player.”
Wow, what a quick and effective way to be the biggest asshat you could possibly be when someone has invited you into their home! Christ, are there really people out there who don’t use coasters!?
“8+ hours fasting before a procedure and they playing Food Network in the waiting room.”
“Can you please change the channel, I’m starving.”
“Yes, but being starving is part of fasting.”
“No, not eating is. You don’t need to make things unnecessarily worse for everyone here.”
“Hmmm… I think that I do.”
“Do…do I wash it?”
“Oh yeah, you can wash that on gentle cycle and then hang to dry for a longer period of time than you normally would clothing. Those are on a lot of kids toys and it’s really to prevent mildew on the drying product. It’s also to prevent melting of plastics (even threads) in a hot dryer,” explained one strangely helpful person.
