Sometimes, we accidentally take things a little too far. But other times, it’s a bit more intentional. We’ve all flirted with the line that separates A-Okay and no way Jose. It can be a dangerous game, but when done correctly, it can also be a pretty effective strategy for proving a point.
I personally love crossing that line because I’m petty AF and there are very few things in this world that compare to the sweet, sweet sensation of being right. If I have a moment to basque in it, you better believe I’m taking it waaaaay too far and riding that train to I-told-you-so town.
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Whatever the reason, these people are looking at “too far” in the rearview mirror.
1. I really hope she said yes.
I also really hope this trend continues as his primary method of communication. I look forward to his follow-up tattoos, such as “do you wanna live together?” and “I want a divorce.”
2. It’s a nice gesture, and it speaks volumes to his character.
He is the kind of person who would throw perfectly good pizza in the street. You can keep him.
3. There’s no denying that Ella had the building blocks to a pretty solid burn.
Stepping on a Lego?! That’s gutless. Everybody knows that Legos are not fair game when it comes to causing bodily harm.
4. April Fool’s Day is supposed to be fun! This is just cruel.
The writing underneath does say that there are donuts in the other boxes though, so I think they avoided any casualties.
5. We all have those defining moments in our lives that we know we’ll reflect on one day…
I just had one two minutes ago when I saw this image and was immediately thought “yo, I’d totally eat that.”
6. I don’t think it’s fair to go making assumptions like that.
Give your mom some credit, who knows…maybe she’ll be proud! At least now she knows you’re good at something!
7. This isn’t ideal, but at least they’re not breaking the law.
I don’t think you can get arrested for leaving your kids in the rain, but I imagine it’s frowned upon.
8. Letting the public decide your fate is always a risky move.
Give someone an inch, they’ll take a mile. Or in this case, give them two because I guess that’s all you’ve got to offer.
9. Good things can come in small packages.
And also huge packages, but I’m not the size police. Every pineapple is different and special in their own way, and there is someone out there who will love each one just the way they are.
10. I’m not sure if an explanation would make things better or worse in this case.
People do weird things in the comfort of their own home, and this guy is no exception.
11. I’m not sure if this is lazy or brilliant.
Whatever it is, it’s a bit much for the task at hand. But at least he’s not holding it by the power cord.
12. I can relate to this because I never want people talking to me, either.
I can handle someone breathing and/or existing near me, and I can handle them conversing with other people. But saying “hello” right to my face? That’s completely unacceptable.
13. How. dare. you. Space Jam is an iconic masterpiece.
Starbucks has already proven that they’re able to get themselves in hot water for their cup designs, I don’t think they don’t need you helping them out.
14. Kids these days know no boundaries.
I remember a simpler time, one when we stopped with the sharpies before things got this out of hand. What happened to good ol’ penises and historically frowned upon mustaches?
15. This is why we can’t have nice things.
And here we have a prime example of “that guy who ruined it for everyone else” in the wild. A pool, really?!
16. “Buy the damn ring, Alex. I want crème brûlée.”
“Yes, I know the ring costs more than the dessert but we can use it at like, EVERY restaurant. Our future together can contain many desserts. I just want us to be happy.”
17. Maybe it was a rag doll…
Sure, it’s okay to let the dog clean up after you when you’ve spilled something edible, but get the cat involved and suddenly you’re out of line.
18. What kind of person eats sauceless pasta out of a bag?
I know, I sound judgy…honestly, I think I’m just jealous that I don’t have the parts to pull this off.
19. When you’re extra from beyond the grave.
This sounds like more fun than any funeral that I’ve ever been to, or any birthday party, for that matter. Sign me up!
20. Harry Potter can literally change his entire body with one potion.
Pretty sure he’d be able to find a better to way to clean his teeth than gurgling blue minty liquid fire. I call BS.
21. This mother got a neck tattoo in exchange for Jonas Brothers tickets.
Her unwavering commitment to her daughter (and the Jonas Brothers) is honorable. The only thing I’m fan of enough to tattoo on my body is a plate of spaghetti.
22. Just be thankful she cares enough about you to teach you a lesson.
My mom let me learn from my own mistakes. I didn’t actually learn anything except how to make more mistakes.
23. Ruined? Or made better?
Small dogs have never had a problem attracting women, but complete this look with a little leather jacket and he’ll be biking into the sunset with your wife in no time.
24. Does this still classify as a “dad joke?”
I’m going to be honest, I can’t think of anything in the entire world that I would want my dad commenting on less than my boyfriend’s balls.
25. You should be happy they have such a good sense of humor about it.
So much so that you even got a personalized gift! I’m jealous, not even my Medic Alert bracelet is personalized.
26. She seems happy. I guess the PMS hasn’t hit yet.
I like to imagine that the baker who decorated this cake reviewed this request and thought “wow, this is what I’ve been preparing for my entire life.”
27. Everything is bigger in Texas.
Except the size of this dude’s brain, who isn’t quite sure what his country looks like. How did you make it through public school without learning that?
28. It ain’t easy bein’ greasy.
If she had skipped this powder catastrophe, she’d probably have way better luck sliding into the DMs. Instead, she just looks like she’s been kickin’ it with Scarface.
