Luckily, life isn’t always a constant storm of stinky crap. There are a few moments when things fall right into place, and it makes all the hard times worthwhile.
Take these awesome and unexpected everyday discoveries — they don’t really seem like a huge deal, but they do make life 1,000 times more interesting.
1. If you thought dinosaurs were either dead or only in the movies, then you were dead wrong.
Apparently, they are available on Amazon and can be shipped right to your door.
2. Who says you can’t have a little fun in Ikea?
Sure, you’re dehydrated, irritated, hungry, and lost, but lighten the heck up. You can’t spend the whole time frowning once you discover that this is possible.
3. A little lifehack like this can go a long way.
Just think about it, if you’re in the process of moving, too poor to buy a microwave, or simply too lazy to walk to the kitchen, then just give this a go.
4. Did you know that you miss 100% of the universe’s signs that you don’t assign meaning to?
If you don’t like the direction the universe is pointing you in, then just ignore it until it aligns with your existing beliefs.
5. If you haven’t looked at the behind-the-scenes version of computer-generated imagery, then you haven’t lived, my friend.
Honestly, it’s absolutely magical. I mean, just try looking at it without laughing.
6. Listen, it seems like one giant hoax until it starts happening, so why not be prepared?
And if you can cover all of your bases (i.e. your entire house), then why wouldn’t you?
7. This seems like one of the only places I wouldn’t want to eat.
I mean, if you don’t get the reference, then I’m not going to ruin your appetite by explaining it. That’s just rude.
8. First rule of camping is actually to avoid going camping.
The second rule would be to camp indoors. And the third would be to fake a deadly illness directly before you are scheduled to go camping.
9. Now this is a new and exciting way to live dangerously, while still maintaining an extremely routine and mediocre lifestyle.
It’s the best of both worlds, so why not give it a go?
10. Who knew that tiny little letters from labels could rub off onto your hands?
This looks like a handful of tiny Alpha-Getti Pasta, and now I’m totally craving that cheap, tomato liquid.
11. Let this be a lesson to all you sneaky creepers out there: Just because you think you’re being sly, doesn’t actually mean you’re actually being sly.
Paul Giamatti knows this better than anyone.
12. This could come in really handy for drinking in a crowded party.
Instead of politely asking to “squish through,” you can just ring your bell and push your way towards the keg.
13. I probably should have thought about this before, but alas, I can’t be an actual genius 24/7.
I guess I’ll have to settle for taking credit that I don’t deserve next time I’m in charge of snacks for game night.
14. I’m not actually going to put this to the test, but I guarantee it’s something that isn’t recommended by any medical professionals.
I’m just taking wild guess based entirely on common sense.
15. I wish I thought of something this slick before I spent countless nights passed out in a dusty old library.
Back in my day, you had to study to pass your classes.
16. I was following this list right up until the last point, then I got lost and kinda afraid.
Okay, I’m mostly afraid, but for good reason. I thought you just curled into a ball and prayed that the other inmates don’t notice you.
17. If you thought your frat party was the best on the block, then you’re definitely wrong.
Unless you’re passed out on a couch in a tree, you’re not doing it right.
18. I’m not sure what’s harder to get your hands on: a hair elastic or a rubber glove?
Regardless, here’s a weird lifehack that you’ll definitely never use, because why would you?
19. Well, this must be the funnest Funyun I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Which is not saying a lot because I’ve barely even seen a Funyun out of the bag. I tend to prefer actual food.
20. Camping has never looks so easy, breezy, and beautiful.
Just kidding. This is a horrific solution to pitching a tent. I would rather pitch one than become one. Just sayin’.
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21. If you work in a crowded office but love wasting time on the internet, you have two options.
You can get weird looks when your coworkers finally glance at your questionable Google searches, or you can do this!
22. I mean, do we really need to ask you to stop pestering the young minds while they are in the process of being molded?
It’s pretty much a given, people. Be polite.
23. If you are going to chug alcohol in a pool, please wear a life jacket because you need some sort of secondary floatation device.
That pool noodle is gunna be no good once you’re done drinking that chlorine and rum mixture.
24. I’ve literally been doing this wrong my entire life, and I’m honestly so disappointed in myself.
Did I miss the directions on the back of the label, or do I just lack all common sense? I can’t be the only one who made this mistake.
25. Are you looking for the best way to get back at a crappy roommate or annoying spouse? Well, you’re in luck!
This is probably the best way to piss someone off without actually doing anything at all.