The worst part about putting in work and trying is realizing that all of your effort made no difference at all. Sometimes, things are the way they were always meant to be: crappy and doomed from the beginning.
The only way we can really deal with all of this disappointment is to find some humor in the trials and tribulations of our fellow humans. So that is what we shall do.
1. This is the worst possible thing that could happen to a sorority house full of drunk chicks since Chatroulette was a thing.
I almost wish this was uploaded to Twitter so we could all shame Pizza Hut until the end of time.
2. This educator is not ready to be schooled by some annoying ninth graders.
Listen, I admire this kind of hustle. We need more teachers ready to climb into the ceiling to catch their students red-handed.
3. This woman is me IRL after having approximately one glass of wine and a shot of vodka.
Getting turnt is the only activity I enjoy, and I surround myself with enablers who feel the same.
4. If you thought running from the cops was the worst mistake this guy made, then you’re dead wrong.
Dropping his phone while running from the cops was, for obvious reasons.
5. So basically, this fortune is telling this person that their face makes everything else look much more beautiful.
If there’s one thing I don’t want a cookie to tell me, it’s that my face contrasts beauty.
6. Most people have trouble getting the copier to turn on, so how in the world did this person get it to explode?
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again, copiers are robot demons that can’t be trusted.
7. Get used to going nowhere, because that’s where you’re headed, my friend.
This is when having a spare key would come in really handy. Unfortunately, he probably lost that months ago.
8. If your coffee maker gives up on you before you even get out of the house, barricade yourself in the closet, because today is not going to be a good one.
9. Let this be a lesson in adulting. Everything you earn will be taken from you eventually.
Whether it’s in taxes, student loans, credit card debt, or even cold, hard death.
10. Driving on the beach probably looks really cool in commercials, but in real life, it’s just rude.
Karma is real, people. If this picture isn’t enough evidence, then I don’t know what is.
11. Not every UPS guy is equipped with common sense.
Usually, they all have a uniform, a fancy electronic pen thingy, and a truck, but common sense has not yet been added to their supply list.
12. This is what you get for trying to be healthy.
If you never try, then you’ll never fail. This is probably the best approach to life. If you think otherwise, then I don’t want to talk to you, because you’re clearly doing better than me.
13. If your flatulence is that bad, then I think you may need to seek medical attention ASAP.
Nothing good can come from unchecked colon trouble, and that’s just the honest truth.
14. If these pretzels aren’t appetizing, it’s probably because they’ve been decorated to look like cigarettes.
I can’t think of a better way to make pretzels unappealing to almost every person at a party.
15. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that you can’t eat dairy, or the fact that you can’t spell to save your life.
If I wasn’t so grammatically challenged, I’d probably call the grammar police.
16. Online shopping isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be, especially when it comes to ordering scales.
The only way I can see this scale being useful is if this person adopted an overweight mouse.
17. I am sort of inclined to let this one slide, because we don’t know exactly how early in the morning this mistake was made.
This is why you gotta set that stuff up before you go to bed.
18. Imagine that your car had a flat tire and then the tow truck also had a flat tire.
What bad karma. What did someone do to deserve that? Still, it’s hilarious.
19. You have to understand that people on the internet are sometimes really, really dumb.
You can’t post stuff like this because someone out there will believe it and try it.
20. I’m not sure when the school system started to fail this person, but it probably happened early.
A wolf is like every grade school kid’s favorite animal! Come on, now.
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21. It took me way too long to make sense of this, I don’t even understand who let this happen.
Tattoos are forever, that is why I ask at least 80 people what they think about my genius idea before I get one.
22. I’m not going to lie, this seems like the opposite of a problem to me.
I would love to be the center of attention to a herd of deer. That seems just magical.
23. Getting the head back on a Barbie after it popped off was one of the greatest struggles of my childhood.
Now that I’ve actually written that down, I see how easy I’ve had it.
24. Honestly, who really gets hurt by this little mistake?
Literally no one, nothing bad is going to happen here, right? I mean, it isn’t going to create an impossible standard for her to uphold or anything.
