There are moments that, regardless of how hard we try, will haunt us for the rest of our lives. Whether it’s an awkward conversation, a silly accident, or a ridiculous mistake, no one can get out of this maze called life without a couple of scratches.
That being said, just because we’re all damaged, doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at our baggage. After all, that baggage is what made us so sarcastically witty in the first place.
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1. If you’ve ever had your feet taken out from right under you, you’ll understand this feeling.
It’s like being suspended between trauma and The Twilight Zone . There is nothing worse.
2. This is what happens when you attempt to be a good homemaker.
The trick is never having a home to make, that way you avoid any and all cooking related catastrophes.
3. I can feel the pain emanate from this picture.
I can also feel the hanger radiating from this man’s stomach. Pizza is life, and if you don’t understand that, I don’t want you around.
4. This is why you don’t get married on a bridge.
You could also say this is another reason why you shouldn’t get married at all, but that may be a little too harsh.
5. I have never wanted soap in my mouth more than this moment.
I swear, if you make anything look like chocolate, chances are everyone will try to take a bit out of it.
6. Some people really are monsters.
Let this sweet angel baby enjoy his bone in peace. You should be ashamed of yourself. If you’re not, I’m sure the entire world has enough shame that you can borrow.
7. If you thought a basic bicycle was the most unsafe mode of transportation on today’s street, you were wrong.
Apparently, your average bicycle is actually a machine capable of mass destruction.
8. I think the creepiest thing about this picture is the fact that someone out there thinks it’s okay to cut Elvis’ face off.
That is just some straight-up disrespect to the king.
9. I have so many questions.
First of all, why does this sign need to exist? Second of all, why does this sign need to exist? Every single day the human race strays further and further away from the light.
10. I guess someone pissed off a bunch of bus drivers.
What an amateur move. Everyone knows bus drivers travel in packs. If you mess with one, you mess with them all.
11. You mean to tell me that a grocery store employee making minimum wage messed up your birthday cake?!
I’m shocked, except that I’m actually not. If you want a quality birthday cake, you go to an actual bakery.
12. This seems like the most unhappiest of all the anniversaries known to man.
I’ve never been this close to death, but I don’t consider this swampy situation a happy one.
13. These kids had better start running for their lives.
They don’t know it at this second, but they are about to get the scolding of all scoldings.
It will haunt their dreams for years to come. They’ll pass it onto their own children as a lesson to never play soccer near old men playing backgammon.
14. We’re going to need a tub of aloe to soothe this burn.
The first rule of social media: Never assume a selfie is a Face Swap unless explicitly labeled as such. Nice going, Caps.
15. I guess it should be taken as a compliment when Hulk Hogan says he wishes you were still alive. It’s still awkward when you’re not actually dead, though.
Hulk must have been so happy when he got that response. Not embarrassed at all.
16. You’d think that no one would need this warning, but obviously this person could have used it.
I almost want to question how the pet died in the first place, but I’m scared that I won’t want to know the answer.
17. Nothing to see here. Just the world’s most awkward bathroom.
Just when you thought a crack in the stall door was the worst public bathroom design…
…it’s been topped, y’all.
18. Maybe someone should go check on these campers.
I am genuinely concerned for these people. I have a strong feeling that they didn’t mean to put themselves in actual grave danger.
19. Sir, have I got some news for you! This will only take a second, and it will save you from ever needing to use cardboard to shield the sun again.
It’s even hands-free! What you want to do is TURN YOUR HAT AROUND!
20. Listen, we all enjoyed Mad Max: Fury Road, but there is such thing as taking your love for a film too far.
I guess if you really need a new grill, this is the fastest — and most dangerous — way to get one.
21. This is one locker that you shouldn’t be breaking into — not that you should be attempting to break into any lockers.
I’m just saying that this particular locker looks like it’s currently being used by someone who is hardcore.
22. This is less of a sticky situation and more of an inky situation.
This looks like a stain that no washing machine will be able to get out. I guess this person is just gunna have to live with it.
23. This is one of the most beautiful pieces of modern artwork that I have ever seen.
This is true friendship in its current form, and nothing is more captivating than that.
24. If she’s anything like every single disappointed girl leaving a hair salon, then she definitely paid for this service.
Or should I say disservice? This is just unacceptable. I would be calling the police immediately.
