For something to classify as “nope-worthy,” it’s got to have a fine balance between, “Wait, how could you even think that’s okay?”, “Wait, what was going on in your mind?”, and “Wait, what made you think this was an even remotely good idea?” That, with some fear, anger, and disappointment, is the outcome of whatever was done in the first place.
Are y’all ready for some killer nope-worthy moments?
1. Wait, what are we calling concealer now???
Zit camouflage is a really long way to just say concealer, no? Oh wait, the product description explicitly says this isn’t male concealer. Okay, gotcha, concealer is only for women. SURE. SMH.
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2. I feel attacked, because it’s just so true. 🙁
I mean, all I want is to get in quick, pick something up that smells nice, and get out. So getting a lecture was definitely not part of my shopping plan…
3. Wait, whomst am I talking to on these dating apps nowadays?
I’m basically on every dating app imaginable, but never in my dating app experience have I seen a conversation so nope-worthy. Do you respond, “No worries, welcome back!” or…???
4. Wait, you want to turn my ashes into WHAT?!
Like, a part of me is curious what this will sound like, but the other part of me knows this is just gonna be a messy, sad song about all my poor life choices.
5. OMG, I think he might’ve just done something???
I definitely see it, too, which has me shook because I refuse to get a mental image of Khloe Kardashian every time I think of or hear an Elvis song!!!
6. Oh man, I think I’m crying?
Like, a part of me is sad her boyfriend can’t do anything without her, but the other part of me is like, I WANT LOVE LIKE THIS!!
7. I just rolled my eyes so hard they almost popped out of my head.
Leave it up to some troll on the internet to have us screaming “NOPE” at the top of our lungs.
8. Even after you realize she’s just looking down, not actually being possessed by something, you can’t help but be horrified.
Nope, can’t do anything to convince me to stop being scared.
9. This is truly heartbreaking, and my eyes hurt and I think my ear just went deaf for some reason too.
Never in my life have I seen fashion this nope-worthy before.
10. I am so scared, you guys.
Like, I can’t imagine just sitting on the bus, putting in my headphones to listen to some Blackout (Britney Spears’ most underrated pop masterpiece), and then seeing this in front of you.
11. Oh my god, what do you mean everything?
SO MANY EYES EVERYWHERE, THIS IS TRULY A NIGHTMARE!!! Like, maybe her intention was to show something cute, but this is not cute!!!
12. Okay, honestly, how DARE you send a single sentence back to an entire freaking essay??
I don’t care if there’s a sale at JC Penny…wait, actually, what else is on sale, besides the towels?
13. Yep, this lizard has definitely done some things. You can just tell from those evil little eyes.
And that POSE! It’s how mass murderers pose at the end of movies when they know they got away with it.
14. Awww man, this is actually just too much for me.
How did he get a screenshot of my bank account? Wait, are you thinking the same thing too? Like, I’m shook.
15. Excuse you, mother, but you need to tone it down and back off a little, okay!!
So many questions here, like why is she trying to get into her son’s financial aid, but also, DAMN girl, coming in with these personal questions!!!
16. Nope, how have I never thought of this before? But also, I hope I never get in a fight with her.
This takes petty to a whole new level, and now I’ll be traumatized from ever going to an ex-best friend’s place.
17. Nope, you cannot convince me under any circumstances to trust someone this much.
First of all, health care ain’t free. Second of all, I’M HEAVY!!! Like, even my attempt would not look this cute or comfortable.
18. WHAT HAS OUR GENERATION COME TO?!
As a millennial, I know we take a lot of criticism from other generations and I am always here to defend us. But this? I’m sorry, it’s a NOPE from me.
19. This is not the…what museum?
Like, I know this is in Iceland, but why do y’all need one of these museums? What kinds of…you know what? Never mind.
20. GET THOSE SMELLY FEET BACK IN THOSE SHOES, MISTER!!!
I can almost smell this picture just from typing this here in my office, and all I have to say is, NOPE!!!
21. I can hear his girlfriend’s evil laugh from here and I just hope he’s learned his lesson.
Because this is just the most diabolically evil way to get revenge and teach your bae a valuable lesson.
22. Wait, you’re trying to tell me this note couldn’t be written on anything else? NOTHING ELSE?!
Aren’t panty liners expensive, too? I mean, I guess if you just really wanted to send a message…
23. Imagine stepping out of the car to see this?
I think I would run towards this gentleman, sternly look into his eyes as he pretends to be injured, and scream “NOPEEEE” at the top of my lungs.
24. Wait, whomst exactly is driving around in this?
These were the only chairs I sat on from like, kindergarten to the fifth grade, so what’s someone that young doing driving a van?
