People do all sorts of weird things and you can usually tell a lot about them from these actions. Sometimes they do harmless things, other times they do really messed up things that make you question their place in your lives.
Here are a bunch of people who crossed the line from “Whatever, they know me so I guess it’s fine” to “Honestly, how dare you for crossing the line?!?”
1. I mean, what other major life-changing things are you doing while he’s at work?!
This seems like an elaborate orchestrated plan to ruin all the things and make them absolutely horrifying. I just don’t think I can trust someone who has the time and patience to attach SO MANY GOOGLY EYES!!!!
2. I mean, this is just a recipe to getting me even more angry!!!
If I’m texting you this much, I am clearly so furious on so many levels, so getting a single text back when I just sent you an entire freaking essay is a huge no-no.
3. That look in his eyes just has so much evil in it, I truly cannot…
I mean, what else is this little evil lizard hiding from us?! WHAT ELSE HAS HE DONE TO TERRORIZE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND THOSE WHO LIVE IN IT?
4. ….Wait, I’m scared. HOW DID YOU LOG IN?!?
This is a mom who’s doing what moms do best and being an investigator finding out all the things, but I question her intentions here on so many levels!!!
5. So evil, so sneaky, so…wait, why does my drink taste so weird all of a sudden?
Even if Angela was my best friend, I’d be scared of my fate if we ever got in a fight.
6. ….HEALTH INSURANCE IS EXPENSIVE, Y’ALL!!
I don’t care how strong and muscular you are, I refuse to trust someone this way when health insurance is too expensive for my broke ass.
7. Yes, amazing friend, but what else are you doing to scam us?!?
I’m always here for people getting sneaky about the truth, unless I’m the one who’s being affected by those lies. Sneaky, sneaky…
8. This would also be me, and it’s the sole reason for most of my trust issues.
I just can’t, because food is truly where people cross the line. STAY AWAY FROM MY FOOD!!!
9. *Gets easily distracted by anything and is always late to everything*
This is also me, so I know I can’t be trusted to get anywhere on time because I’m just that girl, you know?
10. NOOOOO, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!
People just can’t be trusted with food these days. First with pineapple on pizza, then Tide Pods, I mean, we need to put an end to these food debates!!!
11. Wait, you’re doing what with my tax dollars?
Food and money are two things that truly stretch my tolerance for trusting people…and come on guys, a chicken doesn’t deserve this five-star treatment in this economy!!!
12. Imagine coming home to not find any of your clothes, but also imagine playing someone like this.
I can’t trust either of them tbh, but I’m very proud of her because this should be the fate of anyone who breaks your trust!!!!
13. Ah, so he’s the reason I failed math…
Plus, I mean, I totally love to have fun, but $65 is like, a lot of money, and in this economy, this is a luxury we simply can’t afford.
14. Isn’t this the reason we all really have trust issues?
Because looking cute when I sleep isn’t an option, so catching me asleep is just an opportunity to embarrass me forever.
15. If you only eat when you’re hungry, I just can’t trust you.
Because you’re just not living your best life, or living life to the fullest in any way, if you’re this person.
16. What kind of monster things are you doing that result in your phone looking like this?
You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of damage their phone has, and this is telling a lot of not so good things.
17. The FBI agents in our phones are getting together with Apple to literally learn everything about us!!!
And seriously, my phone and I will have mad trust issues with this whole face scanning thing.
18. This is just proof you can’t trust anyone with your cute things.
Because nothing sucks more than not being the first to try on something you just bought. So like, how dare you, little brother?
19. Sassy relatives are the reason we all have trust issues around Christmas and Thanksgiving, tbh.
It’s like, “Wow, I thought we were going to have a nice conversation for once, but noooope.”
20. Trusting boys in the first place is such a huge step, but then when this happens?
I mean, excuse me, sir, but do you know how expensive foundation is? Like….
21. And this is what you get when you keep up with your clownery…
HUNGER. And nothing teaches someone a lesson to do better than being disappointed that there’s no food and then having to stay hungry.
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22. “I told my roommate he was putting the top on backwards and then I find this.”
YOU HAD ONE JOB, DUDE!!! I mean, having roommates is always a gamble, but this proves you truly can’t trust him.
23. “My girlfriend got mad at me for spending too much time playing Xbox.”
This girlfriend is an absolute genius for coming up with this solution, but now I’m scared of what other tricks she has up her sleeve…
