The world is littered with weird and terrible ideas that have somehow found their way into seeing the light of day. They’re the sorts of things that you look at and think, “What is wrong with the person behind this?”
From people who made lamps that devour your soul while you sleep to individuals who made cars feel existentialism, here are 20 weird finds that looked us dead in our eyes and asked, “Where is your God now?”
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“Mickey looks like he’s about to murder someone.”
These two look as though they have been possessed by the soul of a long-dead child who is using them to carry out evil doings. They need to burn these right away!
Maybe Keep An Eye On This Kid…
Look, there is a very real chance that this kid might not turn out to be a serial killer, it is just highly likely that they will. Alternatively, they may end up majoring in the arts.
“I want nothing to do with whatever Dr. Wiggles is peddling!”
Yeah, I think that everyone needs to stay away from this van at all costs. Except for the police, the police should absolutely be checking this creepy van out!
This Homemade Lamp, Designed To Devour Your Soul While You Sleep…
Every night that this lamp watches over you, it will take away a small portion of your soul. Consider purchasing it for someone who you want to get revenge upon!
“The ultimate jacket for your next hands-on project.”
If you are looking for the perfect present for someone you know who is a very hands-on person, then look no further! It is also the perfect gift for someone who you really, really dislike.
“Maybe up the price so that you can pay for a less creepy sign?”
I do not think that anyone has ever chosen a business to handle their loved one’s cremation due to a hand-written sign. There are some businesses that really need a professionally done sign!
“This is the only entrance to my current job site.”
This seems like part of a platforming level in a video-game that you would have to cross to get to the next part of the map. However, when you get to that next part of the map it’s just your boss stood there saying, “You’re late, get to work.”
“Using a paper shredder to make tortilla strips.”
The person who posted this also went on to say that it did not damage the shredder either. I think that they may have just changed a lot of lives with this discovery…or they may have changed one life, their own.
“Thanks, I hate the idea of making eye-contact with a car.”
I also hate how depressed that car looks. That car looks like it has been on the road for a millennia and just wants to retire, or blow its brains out.
“Thanks, dock recliner! I didn’t need the skin on the back of my legs anyway…”
The very thought of getting the skin on the back of your legs trapped in this weirdly folding dock recliner is making my knees feel like they’re made of jellyfish. Let’s move on.
“I’m a pipe smoker and my dentist neighbor decided to make me a pipe…”
You would have thought that a dentist would have been trying to dissuade you from smoking a pipe. Actually, looking at this again, that may have very well been their intention.
“Someone turned their car into a truck.”
Are they planning on transporting corpses with this newly crafted “truck,” because that is what it looks like! The three crosses really add a weird vibe to this, and it’s pretty odd anyway!
“My friend has this ring with an actual used glass eye in it…”
This is so creepy that it is almost quite cool. There were a lot of people who said that they would love to wear one of these out and about, although I’d want to know who the eye belonged to first.
“This leather monstrosity found on FB marketplace.”
I just cannot fathom how anyone would look at that and think, “That will add a lovely amount of class and pizzaz to my front room!” It is truly one of the worst pieces of furniture that I have ever seen.
“This stained-glass car sunroof…”
This is not actually one of the worst ideas that I have ever seen. Although, it must really weigh the car down…especially if you get a massive old piece of stained glass from a church. Christ knows why you would do that though.
“Custom Xbox Bundle found on Craigslist.”
This is just horrific to behold for all manner of reasons! I bet that they thought this was a great idea at the time, but I am certain that they came to regret it later.
Alf Is Back, In Xenomorph Form!
Well, they have successfully made both Alf and the original Xenomorph even more terrifying by combining the two. And yes, Alf was terrifying! I mean, just look at his weird little snout face, it’s the stuff of nightmares!
“This is Back To The Future done on a budget!”
This would probably be a fair bit more reliable than an original DeLorean. They really nailed the modifications on this as well in fairness, it looks pretty slick all things considered.
“I drive by this every day and it kills me.”
It is almost a genius bit of marketing as there is no way that anyone could miss that monstrosity leering at them! I don’t know if it would be worse if it was just a bit off, but to be so massively off is horrific.
Well…That Is Not What Anyone Expects To Find In Their Local Shop!
I do not know why anyone took the time to make one of these, but it definitely exists…and that is all that can be said about it. How wildly unsettling.
