Do you often find yourself looking at some of the weirder things in life and wondering what the hell is going on in a general state of confusion? No? Oh, well, it’s just me then.
However, those ramblings aside, please enjoy these 20 things that left us wondering why the world is the way that it is!
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“Been looking for my ‘delivered’ packages for the past few days. Check my orders, they were delivered to my cardboard recycling bin which was collected 2 days ago!”
Wow, now that was one hell of a stupid move on Amazon’s behalf. Of all the places to leave a package, this was the best they could think of?
That’s Not Chocolate!
“Saw these little chocolate bars laying on the table and decided to take a bite. Turns out my brother painted solid clay brown at school today to prank me. Needless to say, he got me,” wrote the person who posted this.
“Before and after my little brother ‘borrowed’ my racket for badminton practice.”
I think that this guy’s little brother needs to get some anger management lessons as opposed to some badminton lessons though. How childish do you have to be to do this?!
“Is there a podiatrist on the plane?”
I do not even know who you would call in this instance, as the flight attendant would probably not be equipped to deal with this! Maybe they should have called the police instead?
“Yellow as a container color for gallons of drinking water.”
“Look, it’s water, I promise you.”
“Well it looks like piss.”
“Why would we have giant containers of piss lying around the place? What would be the point of that?”
“Why wouldn’t you have containers of piss lying around the place?”
“Housekeeping staff found an owl in the room of a guest that checked-out yesterday.”
Christ, if only I had a penny for every time that I had left my owl in a hotel room! Well, let me tell you, I would have certainly an amount of money!
“This public restroom has facing toilets.”
Now you can share some of your most private moments with your friends! Who wouldn’t want to be able to poop with their friends? Well, presumably everyone who was not a complete weirdo, right?
“Chicken Artist found on an outdoor power outlet downtown. Actually, I don’t know what it is, but it’s mounted on the wall outside a building.”
I especially like how it looks as though the chicken is looking cagily down the lens and thinking to itself, “It’s okay, they’ll just move along eventually.”
“Can’t help but feel the infuriation…”
I could genuinely see that being the reason that someone turned to a life of crime. I cannot imagine how painful that moment must have been for this person, truly unbearable to think about.
“My gf got drunk and adopted a cat… I think that she might be fitting in.”
“Once when I was drunk a stray cat came out of nowhere and curled up on my lap. It’s been 11 years and he’s still my cuddliest bud!” added someone else, proving that this happens more often than you think!
“This balcony has a balcony on it.”
Maybe they wanted to be able to stage really small productions of Romeo And Juliet on their balcony, which would require a second, smaller balcony as well? It sounds like a wonderfully romantic idea!
“My cat has a genetic mutation that makes her eyes weird, but her sight is absolutely perfect.”
The poor think looks as though her eyes are marbles that have been dropped from a great height! This feels like the sort of thing that a Bond villain would have wrong with their eyes.
“Weirdly, I felt the urge to check my straw this morn before using it. Welcome to my new phobia!”
Great, now I will also have to check all of my damn straws as well! Thanks for this, you couldn’t have just let me potentially inhale beetles in peace!?
“These were clearly designed by a genius.”
What could possibly go wrong with having a load of lighters stashed in your hair? I wonder if anyone has actually tried to light a cigarette out of their hair?
“I am guessing that someone in the design department was drunk?”
Either that or the person who was selling the architect windows was the best salesman on the damn planet? Christ it looks absolutely terrible with them all at odd angles like that!
“I was picking up plastic on the beach today when I found this… Oh the irony.”
Yes, that is a DVD of The Blue Planet in a plastic case. And to think that the ocean did not even bother signing this copy, they are the star of the show after all!
“My mom locked my inhaler and some other things in this hotel safe and forgot the code.”
Was she really worried that someone was going to steal their kid’s inhaler? I do not think that there is really a market for people stealing these kinds of things, surely?
“It was standing room only at our terminal, but Karen held this row for an hour and a half. We are about to start boarding now.”
I wonder where her family were? Unless this was just some kind of scam to try and give herself more room to sit down?
“Random stranger & I have wedding rings cut from the deck of the same WWII battleship.”
What are the odds of this happening, eh? And, if you actually do know what the odds are, don’t bother telling me as I don’t care. Try getting a better hobby instead.
“The page numbers in this book are all over the damn place!”
There has to be a rational reason behind this other than just to be annoying, right? I can’t believe that anyone would be so petty!
