Reality is massively overrated. I mean, why can’t we have flying pigs , troublesome wizards, and other stuff like that? Life would be way more exciting with a load of pigs careering through the sky and being a general bloody nuisance.
In that vein, please enjoy these 20 moments where the world just completely gave up on reality!
“Whose legs are whose?”
I am still struggling to work out what is going on in this picture. Any assistance that can be provided will be very much appreciated before I drive myself insane by just staring at this image.
“If you weren’t convinced that 2020/21 was the end of times, Jesus is back and he’s ready to ride, bitches.”
I honestly have no idea what is going on here. I want to know where I can get my own water bicycle! How are people not going insane over the invention of these things?!
“She has really long legs.”
I cannot imagine how hard it must be for her to find trousers that fit. This is not how you imagine a centaur looking, but I suppose it makes more sense like this as well!
What Is Going On Here Then?
I am assuming that this is part of some sort of art exhibition. Yet again, I am left baffled, confused, and quite scared by the art world. What does this mean? Does it symbolise something?
“Just a gigantic raised house.”
This is actually a birdhouse that they are stood in front of. However, I was convinced that someone was living in a house on stilts for a while there. That’s not too mad of an idea, right?
“What the hell just happened to my plate?!”
Just… How? I cannot believe how perfectly they managed to break this plate. On the plus side, at least the noodles still appear to be edible, even if they are a little dry now.
“Wtf is going on with this pack of salmon in my parents fridge that necessitated a full-shelf quarantine?”
That salmon obviously does not play well with other foods for it to have been put in time out on its own like this!
“Mountains look like waves in the middle of the ocean.”
One person did add, “Mountains are basically waves, they just move really really slowly.” And to that person all I can say is, you need to stop smoking what you’re smoking.
“There’s One Of Those Damn Treehuggers!”
That tree is just offering this woman some much-needed emotional support. Mother nature really is wonderful…except for wasps, wasps can get screwed. Damn little things, ruining the summer and generally being outside for everyone!
This Cat Is Jacked As Hell!
This cat looks like every bouncer in our city. I feel as though it is about to tell me that its “not my night tonight” and turn me away from my own house. Seriously, look at it’s muscles!
“The water looks deep and crystal clear but actually it’s just too dirty to see into at all.”
Christ, that is one of the most perfect reflections that I have ever seen in water. It is just a shame that the reality is that this water is nasty as all hell.
Are They Allowed To Do This?
At least they took the time to strap the contraption to the floating mattress. Maybe they should have tried strapping the mattress to the water as well, just to make this extra safe and secure.
“Seen on the London Underground.”
I feel as though the person reading that magazine is actually spying on the person who took this picture, but they didn’t realise what was on the front of the magazine that they are hiding behind!
“We call him little three hands.”
This looks like one of the weird toys that Sid makes in the first Toy Story film. I think that we all know that this kid will be growing up to be a Pennywise cosplayer.
“This levitating hand.”
This one really took me a while to see what was going on, I was initially convinced that this was a photoshop job. However, you can see the grey sleeve on the left leading away from the briefcase.
“Irish Garda tries to reason with a swan.”
Never try to reason with a swan! There are so many people each year who get beaten up by swans, and everyone is far too scared to do anything! If you see a swan out and about, back away slowly!
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“I thought 8 pigeons were staring at me menacingly.”
Why do I feel as though these not-quite pigeons are about to tell me off like a gaggle of irate schoolteachers? I’m frantically thinking of what I have done wrong.
Finally Found A Use For It!
“Never thought I would find a legitimate use for the fake practice hand I had from cosmetology school years ago until the day my infant son got sick and refused to sleep unless he was holding my finger,” wrote this person.
“Sometimes after a hike our feet get confused.”
This guy must have a hard time buying shoes. I mean, he could just swap a normal pair around sure, but where is the fun in that?! Backwards shoes for backward footed people I say!
“Taken from a Belgian TV show.”
I did not even know what I was meant to be looking for initially. Don’t you hate it when your friends steal your limbs?! It is just one of the most annoying thing that someone can do!
