When we leave a message for someone else or put up a sign, it is important that they are clear and concise above all. However, a lot of people didn’t get this memo and do their own thing, with often hilarious results.
So, from people who inadvertently got orders of cannibalistic mac & cheese to individuals who poorly marked doors that were a gateway to the void, here are 17+ moments that make us go, “Did you mean to say that?”
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“This washing machine is done apologizing!”
People think that perfecting artificial intelligence is going to be great, but all it’s going to consist of is more sassy machines like this one!
“Onyeung rings are my favourite.”
I’ve heard that “Mark & Cheese” is one of Hannibal Lecter’s favorite pasta dishes.
“I doubt it would be very efficient.”
“Hey, Jimmy can you come here for a second?”
“That depends, are you going to stick me to the end of a mop and use me to clean the floors again?”
“No…”
“I love my family…”
I am sure that this lovely message took pride of place on the front of the fridge! After a little editing perhaps…
“So it would seem…”
Some say that this pool of sweet and sour has existed since the dawn of time, perpetually providing humanity with sauce-based nourishment.
I Think I’ll Pass…
I don’t even want to know how they are harvesting that particular “sauce” either! What a terrible job that would be.
“Now THAT’S a million dollar business.”
I wonder how many weirdos they get though who are expecting much more than a car wash?
“This Sign in Homer, Alaska.”
I mean, who really goes fishing without getting at least slightly drunk while doing so? It’s somewhat tedious otherwise!
“Sign at a building under construction.”
To build a business around a pun that is this risky you need to be incredibly good at your job to justify it!
“So no milkshakes?”
They’re so close with so many of the words in this sentence, and yet they are so far away from it making any actual sense.
“My favorite kind of tea!”
I think that they need to keep a watchful eye on anyone who comes into this shop and shows a particular interest in this flavor!
“I think my insurance application is broken?”
I wonder what happens if you press “Yes”? Do the company just put you onto some sort of zombie exclusive insurance policy?
“Sign placement is important.”
Ironically, the Specsavers employee who put this up should have taken their own advice and gone to Specsavers!
“I’m out for my morning walk with my dog & this was sitting on the side of the road in front of my neighbor’s house.”
As far as propositions go, this one is pretty bloody on the nose. Although, at least you get some free furniture out of it.
Sounds Delicious!
In my head, “hand soup” would simply be drinking actual soup out of your hands, but this is clearly something entirely different…and maybe more unsettling?
“Be are the makes you appreciate!”
“I always what appreciate what I what. Nothing like looking back at the whats of your what and being proud of what! So take that, dad!”
“Dave, are you alright?”
“Found in Orlando today. Stay in scohol kids!”
“Look, all of the letters are there, what more do you want?”
“Well, ideally they’d be in the right order!”
For Forgs’ Sake!
I kind of like this design, except for the fact that the “icing” looks more like cream cheese.
Sounds… Questionable!
I don’t care what it really is, that name has absolutely ruined whatever is in that bowl for me.
It Is All In Your Mind!
I wonder what happens if you go through it then? Do you get sucked into the void? Just crushing blackness and nothingness for all eternity. They should probably put a bigger warning about that if so.
