You need to try and spice your life up a little from time to time. Well, that’s what people tell me anyway. I much prefer to stick to my routine, but I do like being able to see other people being exciting and all that palaver!
So, strap in and enjoy these 20 people who saw life as a chance to be as unpredictable as physically possible.
“Housemate’s dog got into my 6 hour Butter Chicken. No dinner for me tonight.”
Well, that is one hell of a mess. I hope that their housemate cleaned this up and provided something else for you for dinner that evening!
“I bought a house 10 months ago. I found this today while working on the basement.”
I thought that every house had a hidden palm tree? Is that not a thing that everyone does when they leave a house, hide a palm tree somewhere for the next tenants to find?
“Who needs a harness when you’ve got a couple old couch cushions around?”
“Roofer here. Couch cushions are amazing on the roof. Highly recommend, if you say otherwise you probably never tried it,” added one person. However, that is not an official endorsement!
“I bought this cat tower, but my cat doesn’t quite fit.”
I don’t know, it kind of looks like this cat is fitting in there just fine if you ask me! I bet that she thinks she is completely invisible while in there!
“This emergency escape hammer is placed behind a plastic cover sealed with screws. No there is no emergency screwdriver anywhere…”
The vibe that I am getting from this is that no one actually wants you to be able to escape, which is kind of creepy when you think about it.
“Having rice on your clothes is the most uncomfortable thing.”
I do not know why anyone would want this on their clothes or why anyone would make such a thing in the first place. And yet, I would probably buy one if the opportunity presented itself.
“When you find that standing while urinating is too bourgeois.”
“Go on, use the guillotine urinal, I promise nothing bad will happen to you. Muhahhaha hahahahahaa!”
“Why are you cackling like that, is something bad going to happen?”
“No… Muhahahahaaaa!”
“Dave, you’re still cackling.”
“The tiniest hood ornament.”
I don’t know why anyone would want to put this on their hood, but why not! I thought that the thing on the left was the ornament at first, but that’s just poop. Could be a poop ornament though I guess.
“Walking past a local garden in my neighborhood, I noticed they labeled the power line along with all the other plants.”
It is good that they have gone out of their way to try and make the utility pole feel as though it is part of the gang.
“Grub Meatloaf & Grub Carrot Cake.”
These are some truly beautifully crafted cakes, now kindly get them the hell out of here so that I never have to see them ever again. Honestly, I cannot emphasise how much I hate them.
Well That Is A Thing!
A lot of people actually thought that this was pretty incredible work. And, while it is pretty cool, I cannot help but think about how much it would hurt your back. Wow, I really am getting old.
“A tiny fairy door built at the bottom of the wall for the grandkids to peek into when they visit.”
This is such an incredibly wholesome idea, it actually hurts. I would love to have something like this in my house, but inside it is just a tired looking rabbit having just come in from work and cracking a beer.
“At least it will be a soft landing.”
Is this something that actually happens?! How was I not aware that this was a thing before now? Why would they not just drain the pool before trying to do any maintenance on the roof?
Maybe Give Them Their Space…
At least they went to the trouble of putting a single strap across the back of the car, so that is something. I wouldn’t fancy driving too close behind them though.
“Who needs a bigger ladder?”
Or, you know, just get some bigger stilts? Maybe they could put their stilts into some platform shoes to give them that extra little boost? Christ, what am I talking about, what is going on?
Why Would You Do That?
I do like how the person behind this went to a lot of trouble to cut out the neatest slice that they could possibly manage. It really says a lot about the kind of person who would do such a thing.
“Drove past a water tower with a smiley face the other day.”
Well, that is a nice little surprise for anyone who happens to be…I don’t know, looking at a water tower? They should have made it look angry, as though it were an angry God.
“I don’t trust those grids especially now after they probably held some trucks.”
I always used to be scared of walking over these when I was a kid — in fact, I was pretty much scared of everything as a kid but that isn’t the point!
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“No rope, no straps, no problem.”
I mean, it looks as though he has at least made an attempt to wrap a seatbelt around his upper body? Although, maybe he only put it around his neck, which would be even more dangerous!
“Corporate says tires are too expensive and all of our delivery vans are just fine.”
I mean, those tyres just do not look in any way roadworthy. How would anyone look at that and think, “Yep, that is in an acceptable condition to be driven on at speed!”
