Being able to celebrate an occasion is a fantastic thing! However, some people take celebrations to weird and sometimes needlessly specific places.
So, from people who found the most tenuous reasons for having a party ever to individuals who celebrated birthdays in the strangest of ways, here are 20 funny people who know how to celebrate!
“Celebrating more than just a birthday.”
One studious person also pointed out the fact that, “Studies show the rate of teenage pregnancy declines at age 20.”
So, thanks for that!
“Congrats to the happy individual on their special day.”
Parked right next to this car was another one reading, “Just divorced!! Please take me back Sandra.”
“One of the families gifted all our educators wine with this little message to celebrate Early Childhood Educator day.”
In my experience at working with teachers, it can also be the parents of the kids that give the teachers reasons to drink!
“Getting a tattoo celebrating football coming home BEFORE it goes to Rome.”
It really isn’t coming home. Well, it might be, but not for a few years at the very least!
“Happy Anniversary!”
I would have thought that he would have gone in disguise, but he’s gone for the “just own it” approach. Bold.
“My cat turned 3, she was not impressed with the celebrations.”
This cat looks like it is planning when it is going to throw up in its owner’s bed as recompense for this slight.
“Thats one way to celebrate something.”
Look, sometimes you just want a cake and you don’t have anything big to celebrate. So…celebrate the fact of it being a day!
“Celebrating my friend’s vasectomy.”
“Why are you scraping the icing off?”
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“No reason…”
“It doesn’t really taste of…”
“I said no reason!”
“Father’s Day gift from daughter. I must say I am a great pillow layer.”
I can imagine that on my tombstone it would say, “He was great at laying on pillows!” It’s my greatest trait.
“So my girlfriend ordered a cake online to celebrate my birthday in lockdown.”
At least the macaroon-esque adorable little treats around the outside are enough to distract from the text!
“We had our wedding cake remade for our 5th anniversary and this fat bastard took the first bite.”
That cat has absolutely zero regrets. Also, whatever they have made that cake out of does kind of look like animal food…I’d still eat it though of course. Cake is cake!
The Perfect Engraving…
“For my anniversary my wife got me a watch I really wanted, it was not until later that I realized that she got it engraved. If a lifetime of rickrolls doesn’t say I love you, I don’t know what does,” this person explained.
“Got the engagement photos back.”
Well I suppose that it would be a shame to waste a good bottle of champagne by just spraying it into the air.
“The present I gave my wife for her 46th birthday.”
That was definitely a brave gift! Judging from her face though, she is not a fan of it!
“My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer, I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.”
Good to see that neither this person nor their sister have lost their sense of humor following this ordeal!
“No birthday, no anniversary, no holiday, no special occasion, perk of being an adult, you can have cake anytime you want.”
Yes! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you do not need an occasion to order a full cake to yourself!
“Wife’s interesting choice of words for our anniversary cake!”
That cake could be seen as tempting fate a little, but I’m sure that everything will be fine!
“Every year I try to make a new menorah. I present this year’s addition ‘Batmanorah.'”
To accompany this someone else did add, “Can you turn robin into a dreidel please?”
One Hell Of A Birthday…
The person who posted this wrote, “6 years ago today my great grandma celebrated her 100th birthday in true Irish Catholic fashion; piñata full of whisky followed by a basement church service and a potato salad buffet.”
“Made our 1 year wedding anniversary picture!”
They both look like completely different people, and I feel as though the dog thinks that as well.
