18+ Times People Let Their Stupidity Take Center Stage

In a world where people are always armed with cameras and ready to upload your embarrassingly stupid moments to the internet, it is important to keep your wits about you!

However, the people on this list did the opposite! Please enjoy these 18+ times that people let their stupidity take center stage.

“My local coffee shop attempted to make a haiku.”

Maybe they should have had a coffee or two before they gave this “haiku” a go in the first place.

“I can’t fathom how you couldn’t realize [this] during the decoration stage.”

“Is the cake done?”

“In a manner of speaking, yes. One question though, do you have many mirrors in your house?”

“Yes…”

“Perfect!”

I Really Hope That They Put This On The Entrance To The Slide As Well…

Or, maybe this was put on by a guy who just really hates children and wants to see as many of them trapped in slides as possible?

Is This Your Bird?

I particularly love the bit where they claim, “This is what I get for being nice for once”! If you have any information about this bird, then help this poor person out.

“Car meets fresh concrete.”

You just know that this idiot will be currently begging for help from the people whose day, at the very least, he has just ruined.

“Every sign has a story behind it I guess…or more…”

Now, what I know about electronics you could write on a pin head a handful of times, but even I know that you shouldn’t do this!

“Reason why school sucks #373…”

So unfair to punish this kid for a damn fine answer. The student clearly understood the question more so than the teacher!

“A scene from an Indian TV show…”

Wow, Scotch-Brite should really market themselves better, I had no idea their scouring pads could be used to restart someone’s heart?!

“Free Refills!”

“Did you at least clean out the bucket before filling it?”

“What? And miss out on all the grease and fat in my beverage? What are you, insane?!”

“Spot what’s wrong…”

I guess that this person was just hoping that the very presence of a lock would be enough to deter criminals. I wonder how that worked out for them?

“Safety First!”

Was his tactic here to really incentivize himself to not fall off by making it so that he would 100% die if he fell?

*Sad Horn Sounds…*

“Hey, have you tried maybe towing the car while it’s on its wheels?”

“What’s that going to do? It’s not like it’ll make it roll smoother.”

“That’s… That’s exactly what it will do…”

“Cut the holes, boss!”

Those are some trippy-looking kangaroos if you ask me. And, the idea of a child’s face protruding from their chests only serves to make them more nightmarish.

“Saw this tiny car hauling a riding lawn mower in the back only held by a small rope wrapped around a ton of times.”

“Allan, I didn’t think that you could tie a proper knot?”

“Oh, I can’t, I just wrapped it around a load of times. It’s the thought that counts.”

“I strongly disagree with that statement.”

What Floor Are You On?

Well, you know what they say, “Threeth time’s the charm!” Yep, that is definitely the expression, I’m sure of it.

“It’s theft-proof now…”

“Damn, if only there was a way to cut through this string, then these scissors could be ours!”

“Dave, maybe if you…”

“Hold the scissors, Steve, I’m going to chew through the string!”

“This guy is something else.”

I mean, anyone who wears beige slacks is already committing a crime, so this guy really is on another level.

“Face shields are now required on my job site. This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”

For some people, Fig Newtons aren’t just a passion, they are a way of life! Not for me though, I think they taste like sadness.

“I got bored waiting to get help at Lowe’s.”

It’s $1000 cheaper on Amazon, but it also only has two stars. It might not be worth it at either store.

“My cousins had a paint party at their daycare and now they look like a cartoon character when a bomb explodes.”

The daycare worker that came up with the idea of a “paint party” is probably the bane of every parent’s existence.

Slushie Innovations.

Raspberries aren’t blue but we’re all used to blue raspberry flavors, this is just the introduction of blue orange!

“Spotted in the washroom at work…”

Or, tall person, just work on your reflexes. You won’t taste it if you dodge it fast enough.

“Adding googly eyes to falconry hoods makes them 100% better.”

Their real purpose is to calm the bird down, but the added googly eyes express the opposite.

“This dog got stuck in a tree today at the park.”

He seems pretty chill about it. He’s accepted his fate, as long as he still gets pets it’s not too bad.

“Ten minutes later…”

The number of times that I’ve done this would be funny if it hadn’t wasted hours of my life so far.

Extreme Convenience.

On the days where your back is too bad to bend down and pick up a basket, just grab the whole stack! It may seem selfish, but you’re in pain, you have to take care of yourself first.

Keeping A Close Eye.

This camera’s watching for those pesky, thievin’ birds. You have to keep the camera on them at all times, they’re quick!

“My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking…”

What are these now, seeing as they certainly aren’t croissants? Flatbread? Pita? Chips?

“We don’t want to disturb the people!”

It’s hard to find anywhere to eat children in peace these days, thank goodness the parks are stepping in.

Almost A Fork.

I didn’t think I’d ever come across something less useful than a spork, but here we are.

“Hospital I’m at is putting cookies on the patient trays for Halloween. I don’t think they thought this through.”

Surely there were other Halloween cookies they could have bought? Pumpkins, black cats, anything?

“I had mice in my shed so I fed some cats to catch the mice. Now mice problem is solved but cats problem has arrived!”

Excuse me, cat problem? You have an army of cats at your disposal and you think it’s a problem? You’re not worthy.

Now That’s A Motto You Can Remember!

This is either an incredibly stupid mistake or a genius bit of marketing. I’ll let you be the judge.

“New bike lane, with an integrated tree for crashing.”

At least you can always trust that tree to be there, unlike unsuspecting pedestrians or cars suddenly opening their doors.

“Oh, hello other grown-up, the business is booming. To the alcohol store we go!”

I mean, it may not be the most foolproof tactic that I have ever seen, but it sure as hell looks fun which is something!