So, he’s gone out with the boys, has he? Well, never fear, as I’ve got just the thing to keep you company through the long night of peace and quiet ahead!
From painfully rude robots to the most petty husband you’ve ever seen, here are 18+ hilarious pics to keep you company while he’s out with the boys!
This Company Is Going Down The Can!
I don’t think they really needed the drawing of a toilet, the message is pretty clear but what the heck! I always dreamed I’d do something like this when I quit my first customer service job, but in reality I just went in and said, “Yeah, I’m quitting.” To which my boss replied, “Sound.” The whole thing was very underwhelming.
“My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed.”
I bet whatever argument caused this was not solved any time soon. Award for the pettiest husband ever goes to this guy!
“We were asked to trace the worm in biology class”
I think that worm might be trying to tell you something! Either that or it’s just a really big fan of the Beatles.
Spoke Too Soon!
“What happened here?”
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“I’m sorry officer I was too busy trying to read the sign.”
“My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning.”
How many of you are going to be trying this when your significant other comes in drunk next?
RoboCop
This is like the worlds worst Dalek. Apparently it trundled around occasionally telling people to “Keep the park clean”, while the woman tried to report a serious crime. We are living in the future.
Kiwi Cat
That cat is either about to tell you off or take to the pyramid stage at Glastonbury with an acoustic guitar.
Accidentally Elegant Translation
This really adds a sense of occasion and class to the act of urination. Gentlemen, please take note, and urinate with the same decorum as if you were doing ballroom dancing.
“One of my friends gave her husband a cake to let him know they’re expecting.”
Someone call the cake police, that’s really a cookie! Also, did she get both an “It’s a boy” and an “It’s a girl balloon”? I mean, she’s gonna be right but is that necessary?
“My GF’s obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own”
I need to know where you can get these and I need to know now! There is a perfect space on the hollow, empty walls of my soul for a wooden sign that says “Eat a dick”.
“Told my husband I wanted a picture alone with Jason Momoa, but he wasn’t comfortable with that”
This photo is going to haunt that fella for the rest of his life. What would you even do there though, it’s Jason Momoa for Christ’s sake! His arms are the size of planets!
“I guess I should rethink my flesh-colored bike seat”
Yes, dear God yes, I really think that you should.
“I didn’t believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.”
Wow, it even looks like it’s frowning at him! That cat knows something, something truly terrible.
“Guess I can drink at work now”
This would be a great idea if you weren’t drinking Bud Light, a drink that tastes like the inside of a well frequented by urinating squirrels.
“The many stages in my sweater’s life”
Mate, you’re walking around on tiles in bare feet? That’s messed up! Is it only me that feels sick walking on tiles in bare feet?
Just Hold This Drill
The ownership is pretty much squarely on the photographer here, they’ll be the one giving the direction. Way to go, photographer, you made this woman an internet celebrity for all the wrong reasons.
“My GF is a monster! She just wanted to try them”
Why just have one slice of one cheesecake, when you can have a small slice of all of the cheesecakes? My only question is, why didn’t you just eat all of them?
The Paper Bag Princess
“My daughter always steals printer paper to draw on so for Christmas I wrapped a pack of 500 pages of paper. She started running around screaming with excitement. Easiest present ever.” – imod3
The Universal Gift Card
Even though I did sigh at loud, I’ve got to admit that this is pretty clever.
The difference between moms and dads
Sorry dad, but you know it’s true.
Surprise Surprise!
To be fair, this is a win/win situation we’re looking at here.
Home Is Where The Heart Is
Man, house decor is getting real personalized nowadays.
“My parents are retiring and want to travel full time. My brother sent them this suitcase for Christmas.”
That’s one way to bring your kids along!
“My 22-year-old daughter wanted a label maker for Christmas… Didn’t know why, but woke up to this, this morning. Labels like this all over the house.”
These are better names anyway. I’m sure you agree.
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping
The naughty or nice question seems to have much higher stakes this year.
“I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother’s Christmas gift”
I wonder who it is…er um I mean what it is.
Hey Baby
Well, I would hope my cake doesn’t have any seeds in it. Wait a second…
Lesson Learned
“My sister learned a valuable lesson this Christmas: If you let your older brother take an ugly picture of you, you will get it on a custom color-changing mug as a gag gift. Merry Christmas everyone!” -Alomba87
Getting Into The Holiday Spirit
“Because it’s Christmas” is a reasonable defense, isn’t it?
“My little brother sucks”
The worst part about this is that in order to find the key, he needs to be able to see.
Public Shaming
“I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon.” – thejohnblog
Target Husband
I get that you’re in a dire situation here man, but could you not have just put some form of punctuation after “homeless?”
The World’s Most Underpaid Cleaner
I like how the person with their window open has no idea that just a few feet above their window, someone is doing one of the most stupidly dangerous things I’ve ever seen.
“Applicable to every fella alive!”
Hangars are overrated. I like to treat all my clothes equally, strewn across the floor. I reckon if I got one of these though I wouldn’t even bother putting them in that, they’d just accumulate in a pile by the side!
