Socializing might be mighty difficult in these bleak times, but it is still possible to partake in one of the world’s favorite past-times… sharing funny tweets and memes with your friends and loved ones.
Yes, even in these bleak times, the internet is still providing us with sources of hilarity to distract us from the unease and help us while away the boredom of being stuck inside all day! So, here are 17+ tweets to show friends from six feet away. Enjoy!
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Floor Is Lava
There is a whole generation of people who have been waiting for a worldwide “floor is lava” game, and this is their time to shine.
Count Your Blessings
Can you imagine how many fines you would have been racking up on your Blockbuster card by now? You’d have needed to sell a kidney to pay it off.
Grandmas Are The Best
Everyone had that one snack that their nan would always have somewhere around the house. My nan, for instance, always had one biscuit tin filled entirely with Blue Ribands and Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.
The Ultimate Invention
I, for one, learned that Reese’s Puffs, Shredded Wheat, and Golden Nuggets is a dynamite combo.
For Our Nans!
There are more reasons than just the extra biscuits and ice cream sandwiches for saving your grandmothers, folks, so stay in doors and keep ’em wonderful people safe!
Sound The Trumpets!
At this point, who knows what to believe. All I know is that if I just stay inside, keep watching TV, and playing video games, everything will apparently be okay!
Practice Makes Perfect
We’ve literally been training for this our entire lives! Don’t let those years of training go to waste.
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me!
Have they seen what is going on in the world?! This is no time to be awakening ancient curses, for the love of God!
Trendy New Restaurant
I’ve been there once before. It is overpriced, time-consuming, irritating, and generally not worth it. One star!
Setting Attainable Goals
This is a great time to try and set yourself some self-improvement goals… nah, I’m only kidding, it’s a time to do bugger all and watch TV!
Get It Right!
If you’re going to be funny in a historical manner, make sure that you’re doing it accurately!
You Can Do This
Make sure you follow in the footsteps of the greats in these difficult times, and achieve at least one great thing such as learning how to use Zoom.
Don’t Be Irrational
Christ and I thought I washed my hands a lot before this whole thing had come out, you should see me now. I’m Olympic standard at hand-washing now.
Get Writing, Boys!
“Oh Dearest Kaitlyn,
I write you with a heavy heart, to say that our correspondence must come to an end. Do not weep, I am certain another shall swipeth right upon your beauteous visage soon. Farewell.”
That said, it looks like some clever young lovers are already finding a way around this problem.
It’s kind of cute and kind of sad at the same time, which is why it’s probably exactly what Austen would’ve been writing about if she were around today.
That would’ve been surreal.
Quarantine Is Tough On A Marriage
There is nothing like being stuck inside with someone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to really show you how much you didn’t know about a person’s annoying habits.
Damn This Cursed Blight!
Everything sounds more heroic and interesting if you phrase it in such a fantastical jargon.
Haha, that probably would’ve been the energy I approached this whole situation with in my younger days as well.
But now, I just value sleep too much to even think of staying up that late when I’ve got work in the morning.
Is it bad that I was kind of already doing this on some days?
Look, sometimes you have days where you want to stay clean, but don’t actually want to put on real clothes.
I guess I was ahead of my time?
Uh oh, you just know the kids aren’t going to forget this either.
I can kind of relate, but in my case, it’s going to be hard to adjust when I can’t sleep during what would’ve been my travel time anymore.
Yikes, I never would’ve imagined that I’d be nostalgic for 2016 of all years, but he’s not wrong.
Thinking about it with the benefit of hindsight, there really weren’t that many clowns, were there?
I mean, we didn’t wake up to news reports telling us that Times Square was shut down due to reports of 1,000 knife-wielding clowns parading down the street.
We didn’t how good we had it.
Well, you want to make sure the kid has the most authentic experience.
However, it wouldn’t really feel like Picture Day unless this guy took a photo of his kid from the most awkward and unflattering angle possible.
Yeah, I’m not sure how smart it is for Zoom to give away its best feature for free.
Although I would gladly stand corrected on that if one of the premium features forces the meeting’s organizer to explain why they couldn’t have just sent an email before they’re allowed to call it.
Honestly, this is one of the few situations where you can pre-emptively say “you’re welcome” without looking like a smarmy jerk.
And considering how most of these video chat programs work, it’s also one of the only times that a cat doesn’t mess things up by walking all over the keyboard.
As if we don’t already have enough to worry about right now.
I don’t think anyone was prepared for that ironic situation where we find ourselves sitting at the kitchen table and asking our parents where they snuck off to with a scolding look in our eyes.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
And sure, I get that the FedEx people don’t want any contact with us right now, but the other delivery drivers have found a way to figure this whole mess out while ensuring we still get our stuff.
Just saying.
Yeah, even as somebody who’s still bothering to get dressed during the week, I don’t really get this one.
Like, I’m wearing actual shirts and pants because my room can get pretty cold in the mornings. But what’s even the point of jeans when there are alternatives that feel just as warm?
Boredom may be pretty low on our list of priorities right now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t acknowledge it exists.
And yes, these two would definitely find ways to make it feel like we’re not cooped up right now.
It’s a pretty magical gift.
What’s The Grape?
Ah, Sparkling Isolation, I think I’ve just found the title for my memoirs!
Dammit Dennis
If you get kicked out of a bar, no matter what for, it is amazing how long the bar staff and security will remember you. Also, it’s especially embarrassing if you were so drunk that you forgot you were kicked out… not that I’d know.
But… What Are They For?
But… now that I think about it, what are they for? Does anyone actually know?
Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight!
In the end of days we will nominate a member of our household to fight in an arena for the glory of a tin of beans.
