Is there anything more insufferable than seeing someone posting about their New Year’s resolution plans? I made sure to include the word “plans” as how often do people actually see them through?
By the time it gets to halfway through January, most people have already abandoned their grandiose plans in favor of their usual existence — and I’m far from exempt from that demographic, I mean, that game-changing screenplay I’ve been planning on writing is still yet to be started. So, to make you feel better, here are 17+ memes for people who have already given up on their New Year resolutions.
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Gonna Need A Bigger Belt
Why fix something which takes hard work and effort when you can make a quick fix with little or no effort?
Apathy 101
Now that is how you do indifference to resolutions like a pro!
Each One More Important Than The Last
At least this guy is having more fun with his resolutions than just saying, “Be my best self”, I mean what does that even mean?
Looking Ahead To 2021
Sometimes you just have to accept your losses and look ahead to your potential victories. Let’s all promise to make 2021 the best year of our lives! In fact, let’s push it back to 2022 to be safe.
Lets See Those Hands
At least you can be cute while you waste the year, that is something at least!
It Was Something To Do With Fruit
Or was it something to do with saving money? Ah, it can’t have been that important if it has already been forgotten.
Extension
This is like getting a deadline extension on your essay due to extenuating circumstances.
Nobody Cares
Oh, you’re going to do all of these amazing things? Here’s an idea, do them and show everyone the fruits of your labour instead of pretending!
Realistic Goals
Now that’s a resolution I can get on board with. Set yourself something that is actually attainable, and fun!
Living Your Best Sims Life
There is absolutely nothing wrong with vicariously living your life through the Sims. Well, that’s what I keep telling myself anyway.
“New Year, New Me!”
“New Year, New Me” is the sort of thing tweeted by people who post two identical images back to back, except one is in black and white.
That’s A Lie
Why would you want to stop eating junk food? Just eat a bit less, it’s all moderation.
How We All Doing?
I have eaten so much mash potato already this year, it is actually quite unsettling. Cut me and I bleed mash.
The Grapes Of Wrath
I know I should be making a comment about resolutions, but the fact that you can get a wine subscription is absolutely eye-opening. I need to get one of those.
New Year, New…
At the heart of every person trying to change their life, there is a person clutching their third coffee of the day.
*Blows Dust Off Gym Card*
I often think about how much money I would save a year if I just canceled my unused gym membership; however, it has become something of a tradition now.
Loyalty
Let me know in the comments if you have a resolution that you make every year without fail, I’m curious to see what sorts of things people are thinking about every year on the same day.
The Funniest Joke Of Them All
Nothing takes a chunk out of your savings like the holiday season. Every year I think that I’ll spend less, but each year I somehow spend more and I don’t know how.
5 A Day
Just make sure you’re doing the right 5 a day plan. For instance, 5 different types of cheese, or 5 glasses of red wine… I mean, the latter is still technically fruit!
To The Piggybank
That’s right, you heard. If there is anyone out there reading these with a smug grin who is actually still sticking to their resolution, the please let me know so that I can feel even worse about myself!
