Hello world, it is I the fashion expert of Diply.
JK, I look like a potato on most days but what I am good at is questioning what the heck is going on in the fashion world. No judgment really, just a lot of questions.
1. For starters, this is a runway look with so much going on that I don’t know where to start.
First, I’m reeling with the realization that that’s a young, pre-surgery Kylie Jenner…pre-surgery. Second, she’s rockin’ out for Avril Lavigne’s Abbey Dawn fashion line.
Celebs aside, the leather jacket with lace sleeves AND studs is a lot to take in.
2. As far as fashion goes, I know “less is more” isn’t always true, but I think that’s what makes the most sense.
At least when it comes to a lot of things anyway. Like lace and stripes??? In fact, I don’t even know if that IS lace tbh.
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3. Justin Bieber is out here, serving some serious Minion looks.
With like a dash of construction worker. Biebs has been all over with his clothes lately, but I will admit I want those pants.
Leopard print track pants?
Talk about a wild way to wear loungewear.
Into it.
4. I don’t think anyone could ever forget that Lady Gaga once wore what could have been a really nice dinner as a dress.
I am so sure this would look a million times better on a BBQ and then on my plate. Which says a lot, because Gaga is basically a goddess.
And usually I would say she can pull off anything but…
All I really want to know is how long it took to get the smell of meat off, because it definitely left one, right?
As questionable as it was, it clearly sparked inspiration in some people.
A meat dress inspiring a way to serve meat is kind of amusing, actually, even if it is a little bit predictable.
5. Granted, Katy Perry wore this for the Met Gala, which is basically a night of anything goes in the fashion world, but still.
I do have to give her props for the self promo though, wearing the name of her album on her head. I’m all about that. Get it, girl!
But the rest of it is has me seeing red in the most confusing way.
6. Tbh, I might not be hip enough to realize that this is actually trendy.
But last time I checked, a hood belongs on your back and not on your butt…right?
Like I am SO down for track pant skirts but we need to work on the zipper placement and hood sitch.
7. Studs and gems aside, it’s a shame no one thought through what letter happens to look like the Eiffel Tower.
What exactly was the thinking process with this one?
8.Speaking of people who never thought things through, what was the thinking behind these little logos?
No one thought that those little squiggly things looked familiar?
9. A denim duo that became iconic, even though it’s a questionable “look.”
Justin and Britney, the king and queen of pop at the time, making the Canadian Tuxedo look formal.
10. Not that I think anyone but Ryan Reynolds should be wearing this costume, but I think there’s been a mistake.
Something is just a little bit…off.
11. The choice to buy the sweater was a great one, if it actually looked like the sweater they saw.
Fewer things are more disappointing than a sweater, or any clothing, that isn’t what it looked online.
12. Kim K doing her best fashion impression of my grandma’s couch.
Let’s be clear: her mamma bod was rockin’ and she has legs for day.
But that pattern. Yikes.
If it was ANY solid color, I think we’d have a winner.
It’s just all the floral that makes it less chic and more couch. Props for matching the shoe, though.
13. White and florals is totally okay, but the placement is key.
Granted, she doesn’t seem too stressed about it. But, if I were walking behind her I would panic.
Nooooo thank you.
If that was me, I would catch one look in the mirror and run home in fear.
Any other color but red and it would be a totally different story.
14. Onesies aren’t the most fashionable get-up out there, but on top of that I am questioning the, uh, ball situation.
But just when they’re unzipped…which is hopefully not all the time.
I don’t know what the solution could be but I feel like there has to be a better way.
Maybe some lucky feet or something? Isn’t that what rabbits are for?
15. Sure they look (almost) similar but what about the fact that they cannot function?
I guess we’re talking fashion here anyway so function doesn’t matter, but you’re in for a world of pain if you try to use these for motocross.
16. The joke is definitely on whoever buys these pants.
I don’t know about you but I don’t want to walk around looking like I’m giving birth to a villain but maybe that’s just me.
17. Christina Aguilera looks like the aftermath of a pillow fight.
She looks fluffy and messy and yet, somehow, glam. I don’t know how she isn’t itching like crazy with that.
I also don’t know what lipstick she’s wearing BUT I NEED IT.
So, how did I do?
Am I know the fashion queen that you’ve been waiting for? The gag is that I’m writing this in sweatpants but hey, you’ll never see that.
