I am usually the one people are staring at. Whether it be because of food on my face, my numerous tattoos, or the fact that I am attached to a 300-pound hunk of metal (aka, my wheelchair). I don’t mind it, but here are some other things to feast your eyes on instead.
1. How do they know?
Whoever this is was definitely more woke than I was at that age. I think the scariest part of it is that we don’t really know which part of the slide we’re on.
2. I can’t look, but I must
How did these two items even come into close proximity? I can’t help but grieve for the loss of perfectly good marshmallows. I definitely don’t envy the cleanup either. Time for a new one.
3. That’s not right
It almost reminds me of hunting for shiny Pokémon. I wonder how rare these occurrences are? I would honestly probably be really frightened if I saw one.
4. Maybe he loves it
Some people can’t have kids of their own, so they get a pet or give their love to something else. I can’t say that my toilet has ever let me down…except when it decides to overflow.
5. Who got that jackpot?
I’m pretty sure that this is the snack time equivalent of winning the lottery. I don’t know if I would be able to share if that were me.
6. This jar resembles my life
Sometimes I feel like my life is as confusing as the jar that looks like a Ziploc bag. I can relate to the money situation as well.
7. Should we be scared?
Is this the moment before everything changes and animals take over the world? I think I’m here for it. They will probably do a better job anyway.
8. The horror
In what world is this okay?! The little girl in me demands that somebody fix this right away. M&Ms do not deserve to be treated this badly.
9. Something is backwards here
I would think that the dog would need the leash more. If that’s not the case, maybe the kid is the one who needs obedience school.
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10. Who’s gonna steal it?
If somebody did that to a cookie in order to protect it, it must be pretty good. Either that, or nails give it some added protein?
11. Where do I get a squad like this?
Where are they going, and why was I not invited? That looks like a party nobody wants to miss. Sign me up!
12. I bet he’s ice cold
I want to stay far away from wherever he went that made him into a human icicle. He almost looks like a White Walker from Game of Thrones.
13. Since when is this a thing?
Is this somewhere in the distant future with the Jetsons? How does a person stop themselves from falling in? I have so many questions!
14. Uhh, no thanks
I’m sorry, but this just looks wrong on so many levels. Some things should remain unchanged. Let’s stick to the classic horse design, shall we?
15. Who did this?!
It looks as though Marge and Homer did a face swap, and then somehow merged with a sock monkey. This is exactly why things should be left to the professionals.
