Sometimes, no matter how much we are sure that something is going to go well, we can be surprised in the worst possible way by a situation.
I know that I have been there many times, and if you have too, then you may enjoy these 16+ times people expected the best and got the worst!
“Cat wouldn’t stop pooping in the bathtub, had to get creative.”
You think that getting a cat will be all cuteness and Instagrammable pictures, but dear lord there is a lot of pooping.
“My gf was not nearly as amused as I was…”
Some people just can’t appreciate truly classy, top-drawer humor! Such a shame.
“My son is suspicious about the whole birthday idea.”
Someone pointed out that he is probably just wondering why the hell you have just set his birthday cake on fire.
That’s Not Who I Was Expecting To Show Up…
“So, you’re telling me you can’t help me with my legal issues?”
“No, but we can really sort out this lawn.”
“That’s really not going to help me if I’m in prison…”
“We ordered the cake on the left and received the cake on the right… Elmo has seen better days.”
“Elmo, is there anything we can get you?”
“Elmo…just…wants…the sweet release of death.”
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“Classic Elmo!”
“Policeman and his teammate doing their job…”
When Officer Johnson joined the force he hoped to get a cool-headed partner who played by the rules — not Officer Honk-Honk, a renegade goose who never takes orders!
“You’ve Heard Of Machine Gun Kelly, Now Get Ready For…”
I like Glue Gun Stanley, they’re great at writing lyrics, but when it comes to actually rapping I always find they just get stuck…
“Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good dog still grateful.”
That face on the far left is just breaking me, he is trying so hard to be positive about this situation!
“My wife made 2020 toilet paper ornaments.”
I mean, I might have just gone for decorations of the meme of the dog in a room on fire saying “This is fine” for 2020, but these work too!
“He found the Sugar Puffs.”
“Look, Sandra, I can see that you’re a little miffed, but do what you must for I have already won.”
Well, That Was One Hell of A Disappointing Gig!
I mean, he didn’t play any of the classics, he just played this one song that sounded like machinery and a vacuum cleaner. Worst. Gig. Ever.
“This workout machine seems pretty angry!”
This is a pretty accurate representation of how I feel about the world whenever I have to go to the gym in fairness.
“Who’s ready for Christmas 2020?”
This just proves that Christmas really will be lit this year. With those toilet paper earrings, this could make one hell of a flammable tree!
“Go on, sing it!”
Featuring such heroes as Michaeloafio! Go on, give me your worst Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle loafer puns.
“Found this painted rock in the woods today.”
It is sad to see that 2020 has even managed to break the spirits of Bert and Ernie.
“Unbeelievable…”
Now, when I think of a beekeeping van, I don’t necessarily just think of a van driving along filled with loose bees flying around. The driver must have nerves of steel.
“My daughter’s solution to keep her goat from escaping.”
Goats truly are one of nature’s most wily creatures, they’re cunning, nefarious, and intelligent…sometimes.
“I was sent 75 pounds of lube today instead of the meal kit I ordered…”
There is likely now someone out there who was expecting a very…interesting weekend ahead, who is now disappointedly staring at a meal kit.
“When assembling your dog kit, be sure to follow the instructions to avoid disasters like this…”
I hate it when you get furniture from Ikea and you think you’re following the instructions perfectly but somehow it turns out looking like a piece of modern art.
“Signs of the end, we broke a Nokia!”
As far as I am aware, the only way to break a Nokia like this is to hit it with another Nokia.