16+ Signs That Should Win An Award

The internet has a few favorite things that keep it ticking as normal. These include the likes of cat pictures, people getting angry at other people’s opinions, and, of course, funny signs!

Thankfully, in this list I’ll only be focusing on the signs! So, please enjoy these 16+ signs that really hit it out of the park!

“This sign at a pizza restaurant.”

I absolutely love reading some of the ridiculous reviews that some people leave on Trip Advisor. What kind of person really has the time to leave reviews on the internet?

“Beware Of Lawyers!”

I can imagine there is a small flock of lawyers hiding in the bushes nearby, all equipped with binoculars to look out for people slipping on the rocks.

Seems Like An Unusual Way To Raise Money…

Now, I’ve seen people do some daft things for charity in my time, but this definitely sounds like the cruelest one of all.

“This sign has been stolen too many times I guess.”

And, in fairness, why wouldn’t it have been stolen? I can imagine almost everyone, no matter how young or old, must have been slightly tempted! The only other sign stolen this many times must be the Penny Lane sign in Liverpool.

Take Caution In The Corn maze!

“I think we’re lost, Allan, what should we do?”

“Don’t panic, it said that help comes on Thursdays.”

“What day is it today?”

“…Friday.”

“This sign in front of a bunch of Venus Flytraps.”

“Dave, where are you going, you’re a fly!”

“Yes, but it says to proceed with caution?”

“Dave… They’re literally called ‘fly traps’!”

“These guys sit at this table every morning. The restaurant owners made this sign to claim the table for them.”

I can only hope that I get an “old fart” sign when I’m older. In fact, I could probably get away with one now based on the things I moan about.

“Best student sign I’ve ever seen!”

Most people pointed out that, sadly, the referee probably won’t be able to see it!

Protect Yourself From The Sun!

Guys, if your skin tone matches that sign, then you need to do a lot more than just get out of the sun, but it is nice of the sign to try and help people out I guess!

“Weird combination of signs!”

There are a lot of things going on here, and I’m just going to assume that the person who put these signs up is an idiot and not a psychopath.

“A few days ago a car drove through an Arby’s. This was their sign today.”

I’ll park my damn car wherever I want, Arby’s! It’s called a drive-thru for a reason, and I intend to honor that reason!

I Have Been Yawning A Lot Recently!

I like to make as much noise as possible when I yawn. It is important to make it so your yawn commands the respect of everyone in the room!

Patience Is A Virtue!

Sure, patience may be a virtue, but it’s very hard to come by in today’s society! Especially when you’re running late and AT&T is out to get you!

Manners Cost Nothing… But Get Discounts!

Every time I read something about coffee shops, I can just hear Enya and I start having Vietnam-style flashbacks of working at Costa.

Don’t Be A Jerk!

Littering is one of those things that I just can’t fathom being okay with doing. If I have some rubbish then I look around for a bin like a normal person… Is it really that hard?

“UTAH has its issues, but it’s traffic signs are top notch.”

The very sight of this picture makes my blood pressure rise. Is there anything more infuriating than being stuck in traffic? The sight of those damn brake lights.

“This sign on a vending machine at my work.”

I mean, it’s a fairly sound question if you ask me. I’ve got to be honest, I was just glad that Lilt didn’t rise in price too much. Does anyone else still drink Lilt apart from me?

“This synagogue sign in Toronto.”

I mean, I know that their mistake may have cost them eternal salvation and all of that, but those terms and conditions are very long and boring!

Pre-Haggled!

I set up a stall at a market once with my family to sell our old stuff that we didn’t need anymore. My. God. People will haggle over anything! Even if something is just $1!

“A helpful sign.”

It’s truthful and concise, exactly like a good sign should be! Congrats my man, you have crafted one of the most beautifully factual signs on the planet!

There’s A Time And A Place!

It seems like there are more and more of these wonderfully sassy signs being put up all over the place. However, I’ve never seen one! Clearly, the authorities are nowhere near sassy enough in my area!

“Love these signs, if only people would respect other drivers.”

I’m going to go right ahead and assume that this is primarily aimed at BMW and Mercedes drivers?

“Good thing the extra sign was there for clarification!”

The first thing I thought when I read the top sign was, “What about burritos and tacos?” Are they allergic to them or what? Thankfully, the extra sign clears everything up!

Wash Your Hands!

I don’t know how anyone can leave a bathroom without washing their hands. And, I know that I’m a bit of a germaphobe, but that’s just common sense!

“This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium.”

I don’t think anything would make me quite as unsettled when I was trying to use the bathroom as looking at this sign and hearing the Jaws theme song in my head.

“My friend just returned from a 7 month deployment. This guy had my favorite sign in the crowd of friends and family.”

A true friend will never forget even the smallest amount of money you lend them! Also, this guy had so much free space on this sign… How did he manage to run out of space writing “dollars”?

“My sister got to decide the CVS sign today.”

Please, give me your best Foo Fighter-themed vaccine puns in the comments! The best one I’ve read so far is, “Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best achoo?”

“This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.”

I love everything about this sign! Well, everything except for the fact that the “t” and the “n” are, for some reason, the only lower case letters? Why?!

“Seems like they’ve had some bad customers.”

I love that dogs are specified, but not any other kind of pet. Did they have cats that prank called the front desk? Or birds that cracked their windows?

“I just invaded his privacy.”

Oh…shoot. Wait, no, I can unread it, I think. Wait I looked again, I didn’t mean to – Man, this is hard.

Jumbo Muffins

When I was a kid I loved billboards like this that interacted with the world outside of the billboard (I was a weird kid), and I think this has to be the best one I’ve ever seen. It also makes me want a muffin.

Just Obeying Orders.

What are cops going to do, tell him he’s wrong? It’s the law, officers, y’all said hands free.

That’s One Way To Do It.

I bet this company saves hundreds, thousands of dollars on advertising every year with this trick. Plus it’s funny, which helps.

“Spellbound!”

I didn’t expect to be called out today, but here I am. I write as a profession and I still have no confidence when I go to write…that word.

“No trespassing.”

Come on, everyone, you have to be considerate. When dumping bodies, only do so on public property. We’re not trying to make strangers into accomplices!

Actually, Is It?

I’ve had the ever famous “is water wet” debate with my friends many times now. I don’t need this picture to stoke the flames again.

You’re Telling Me It’s Not?

I’m hoping if she ever releases different genres of music she’ll do so under names like Ariana Bold and Ariana Italic.

Found Bird.

For the sake of educating the public, I went to the website at the bottom to see if it’s real, and it is. It features more picture of the bird and a video of the daughter begging this person to come get their lost pet. Whoever it is, please, go get your bird back.

“Those are the rules.”

I think we can extend this even further. Movie theaters? Family visits? Out for a walk? This applies everywhere.

“The good news is we do accept debit cards.”

There were some people in the comments debating if this would hold up legally, then someone pointed out, “The fact we are questioning this proves it’s enough to deter everyday people.” Looks like I’ll be shopping for one.

Silver Linings.

I don’t know about you, but if I were cold, I’d much rather be cold with a book than cold without.

An Ancient Script.

And then that was passed on to a pharmacist who understood perfectly despite it being incomprehensible at best.

“This sign outside a local pub.”

I think that if you actually go into this bar and just start pointing at random people, saying “yes” or “no,” you’re actually more likely to just get punched.

“My one true love.”

People come and go but cars…also come and go, I guess. I’m losing my point here.

“Lots of funny bar signs out there… this one speaks the truth!”

I like to think of most cocktails as slightly alcoholic salads. I mean, they have a lot of fruit and juices in them don’t they?