Thank goodness for the internet and all of the ridiculousness it provides us with to distract us from the hideousness that can lurk in the real world! I mean, who’d want to go outside and risk bumping into Piers Morgan? The chances are slim albeit, but I think I’d rather stay in and look at ridiculous pictures on the internet than run that risk!
So, if you too are wary of the real-world implications of Piers Morgan’s existence, then take your mind off it with 16+ of the most ridiculous pics that’ll just hit you right in the funny bone!
“My friend’s kid asked if he could use ‘Mommy’s mug’ this morning”
Just make sure you don’t let him use Mommy’s special glass straw, no matter how good for the environment it is!
“My cat always looks like he has anxiety. Yes, he always looks like this.”
I don’t want to alarm you mate but I think your cat might have a catnip problem. “Just one more hit man, then I’m off it for good I promise!”
Wait, What?
I don’t think that they really thought this one through. Or, maybe they did; in which case, do not go to this church!
“I look forward to the National Aquarium of New Zealand’s naughty/good penguins every month!”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Oh, I judge the morality of penguins on a monthly basis and award a winner for the worst and best of that month.”
Silence
“I sat on the toilet, closed the door, and my 2-year-old decided I wasn’t sh***ing myself fast enough.”
Yeah, toddlers and faintly frosted glass aren’t a good mix. Honestly, toddlers and most things aren’t a good mix!
I Think I’m In The Wrong Class
That guy looks like he is the one the powerpoint is about and is going to make a very swift exit. That is a face that screams, “I showed you those pictures in confidence!”
Super-Cross Stitching
Now your cross-stitching can be therapeutic and cathartic by calling someone a big ol’ bag of dicks in the most pastoral manner possible!
I Guess I’ll Have The Provocative Duck?
The owner of this establishment must have a quack-ing sense of humor.
Shhhhh!
This cat looks absolutely sick to the front teeth of that baby’s nonsense!
10 Upvotes For Gryffindor!
That is an astounding use of a baby! Most of the time they just mooch around, moan and don’t pay rent, but here this little one is really getting into character and putting a bit of graft in!
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“I just face-swapped my dog and my cat”
They’re so similar and yet it’s so horrific! Truly, science has gone too far!
“My friend recently started as a barista in Starbucks. Here is a photo of her attempted latte art.”
I once remade someone a flat white in Costa because I tried to make a heart in the top and my manager told me it was, “Offensively phallic”.
“One of my old teachers does different costumes for her yearbook photo every year.”
Right, this teacher either teaches Drama or something really underwhelming like Math.
“I’ve been hiding pictures of my dad around the house. This one was my favorite.”
I think you could safely leave this on the side in my bathroom and it’d take me months to spot it if I ever did — just brushing my teeth one day and think, “Who the hell is that and why is his face so perfectly pink?”
The Last Thing You See Before You Die
Look deep into its eyes, whichever eyes you see fit, and feel your body become numb with both fear and acceptance.
Prison Beak
That chicken looks like it’s about to offer you all the money in its bank account to take its friends just outside the city.
That Dog Is Alive, Right?
There is definitely someone holding up a piece of food above that camera for that dog to be that still and staring that intensely!
“Doing yard work outside my home, completely oblivious to the Google street-view camera car rolling by and exposing my crack to the world.”
Could be worse, you could be that guy who got caught walking out of a sex shop and had to petition to get his face blurred. Maybe you could ask them to blur out your crack? Or buff it out maybe?
“Hmm angry jeep”
Instead of beeping, this car just screams, “AAAAARRRGH, GET OUT THE DAMN WAY!” Finally, a car I can relate to.
“I made an under construction area of work better”
Tonight, we dine in the well!