We’ve all had those days where we step into a store with only one item in mind, and we end up coming out with a whole cart full of stuff.
No matter how betrayed the ol’ bank account must feel, or how hard it is to figure out where we’re putting all this stuff, sometimes the temptation is too great.
But today, you can gorge yourself all you want on these weightless pics that don’t cost a thing.
1. I guess there’s no way to misread these no matter how big the table is, but I can’t imagine these are easy to shuffle.
I just wanna know when giant Cards Against Humanity is coming out. For too long, my neighbors haven’t acknowledged how hilarious I am.
2. This guy was well aware that we didn’t know we needed to see this, because he’s making quite the sacrifice here.
Think about it. Everywhere he goes, a constant draft will follow him. That wouldn’t be such a big deal, but it’s still way too cold everywhere.
3. I’m glad they allowed this because otherwise, they’d have an international incident with the hot dog kingdom on their hands.
And our relationship with them is already strained enough after we started grilling their subjects every summer.
That 10-dogs-to-eight-buns thing wasn’t an accident.
4. Sadly, she didn’t say her dad was making “wocka wocka” sounds, and that seems like something that would’ve come up.
Still, any points he loses for that, he regains for actually drawing one of the ghosts with an appropriately scared face.
5. Fortunately, my brain didn’t play such a cruel trick on me because what kind of microwave is big enough to comfortably hold this kid?
Like, was she able to sweet-talk the salesman into throwing it in when she traded the cow for the magic beans?
6. Apparently, this isn’t the first time this fish has found itself stuck in the dragon’s mouth.
As great as it is to see it look more done with something than any fish I’ve ever seen, I think that dragon needs some dental work, stat.
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7. I never thought there was a way to make the bad guys in Mad Max: Fury Road seem like adorable underdogs, but I stand corrected.
It looks less like they’re re-kidnapping Immortan Joe’s brides, and more like they wanna discuss the pros and cons of coming back.
8. Somehow, this person was able to take two risky tattoo concepts and fuse them into pure gold.
Name tattoos and pun tattoos should both come with a free laser appointment, but I can’t argue with how this turned out.
It’s not like anyone looks at armpits, anyway.
9. Well, the sign doesn’t lie. This sample board definitely seems to be great for pets.
I like how the names of these grasses even make it sound like our sophisticated goat friend here is attending a testing.
“I believe I will try the Classic 54 Fescue, garçon.”
10. The picture turned out great and all, but I feel like this kind of defeats the purpose of the selfie stick.
Also, how strong is this lady to hold this dude up with one hand? She doesn’t even seem that uncomfortable here.
11. I gotta say, this girl seems a lot happier about her predicament than most of us would be.
And considering this quote didn’t fill the whole page with stuttering, I have a feeling she might have a shot at making it past the first movie.
12. I don’t think I’m taking a big gamble in thinking that a lot of us need this picture right now.
You’re welcome, I guess. It does kinda make me wonder why Pooh never had a dog buddy, though.
I mean, he knew a tiger and a kangaroo.
13. No, this isn’t here because I have it out for whoever took this. It turns out that the truck isn’t really getting its Donkey Kong on.
Believe it or not, that’s just a mural somebody painted back there. So somebody’s troll game is obviously legendary.
14. I think it’s safe to say that the cop doesn’t consider this to be the greatest debate of our time.
So he’s probably gonna facepalm even harder when he catches this picture in a history book under “The Great Booty Deadlock of 2018.”
15. I don’t know — I’ve seen people get immortalized in a tattoo for a lot worse reasons.
I’ll take adorably yodeling in a Walmart over yelling at people to “cash me outside” any day of the week.
Yeah, sorry to reopen that old wound, folks.
16. As long as this kid learns his ABCs, I guess there’s nothing wrong with also teaching him the rule of thirds.
Still, Instagram’s gonna get weird in a few years if little tykes start taking filtered shots of their sandboxes.
