I understand that life can be a little confusing sometimes. There are things you’re going to come across that are inherently nonsensical. I get that, and that’s fine. The point is that…well, really, I don’t have a point. But I want to show you some neat pictures that’ll probably make you wonder what’s going on. Is that really so bad?
1. Ah, yes, who could forget that classic Alanis Morissette jam “Thak You”?
I really do have to wonder what happened here. Did the person not proofread the instructions? Were they just excited to move on with their Friday night? Does this actually mean something other than “Thank you” and I’m the idiot here?
2. When you want to tell your friend a tiny bit about Infinity Wars, but you know they still haven’t seen it, and yet you still want to tell them a tiny spoiler.
Y’know, because the spoiler on this car is tiny. Trust me, it’s hilarious. If you disagree, then just move on.
3. Sakes alive! You make one small faux pas in your high school locker room and you’ve suddenly got a nickname for life.
All joking aside, I do have to wonder what makes someone so proud of a nickname like this that they decide to brand themselves with it.
4. I know enough about fashion to know that I’m in no place to criticize other people’s fashion.
And yes, I’m so very severely tempted to put my two cents in here. I know I shouldn’t, but I really wanna.
5. I feel like at this point, McDonald’s just knows that they’re rubbing our faces in it.
Like, no, I obviously don’t really want a McFlurry if there’s a chance of a Blizzard nearby, but sometimes you wanna settle. And sometimes, when you want to settle, you still end up feeling disappointed because your Plan B can’t even come through.
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6. Wait, now, what in the world is happening?
Apparently, there’s such a thing as a “dead spot” in tennis courts? I have no idea how it happens, I have no idea what’s going on, but somehow, I’m super depressed about it.
7. Sometimes you buy the truck before you buy the house and that’s okay.
You just need to find a creative solution for all of your problems. Granted, it may leave you susceptible to people just robbing you blind every time you leave the house, but these are the times we live in, I guess.
8. It’s amazing how trimming off one little word can make all the difference in the world.
I mean, look how happy Pumbaa is. Obviously, if you want to be anyone in this picture, it’s him. Look at him with his balloon and that big smile on his face.
9. It’s a catfish! It’s a Beetle! It’s, it’s…well, it’s sure something, I’m just not sure what.
Based on the amount of care and effort that went into making this thing, I’d say it matters a whole heck of a lot to somebody, and I guess that makes it special.
10. Actual footage of me holding my life together.
Sure, it looks really nice and like everything is put together perfectly, but one bump in the road and all of a sudden I’m criminally liable for the destruction of everything in my wake.
11. My dude, water you doing?
So it’s pretty clear — from hearing the expression all the time — what we’re supposed to do when life gives us lemons. I guess this is what you’re supposed to do when life gives you melons ?
12. What my sink looks like when I finally get around to shaving like an adult.
Actually , it’s an art installation that’s meant to be a billboard to nothing except the world itself. Much nicer than my shaving joke.
13. I think the real fallout happens in your stomach after you try to shoot this.
I think the grossest shot I ever had was something called a Cement Mixer. The idea was for you to shoot lemon juice and a cream liqueur at the same time, and then shake your head around while it all curdles.
14. Instead of saying “when,” I usually just let the server know it’s okay to grate the cheese right up until the block has run out.
But for realsies, this is actually a cool picture of someone who was sanding wood for an hour straight.
15. What do you think this is? A dragon egg? I actually don’t have any ideas other than dragon egg.
Apparently, this is what the inside of a hard-boiled egg can look like if you leave it in a fridge for, like, a year. If you want, feel free to try this out for yourself, but I take less than 0% responsibility for any health issues you get from letting an egg rot in your fridge.
16. I’m pretty sure that if this happens, you’re allowed to just walk over to the hole and pour that ball right in there.
That’s why I’ve carved a hole into all of my golf clubs.
