You might be neat and orderly. You might be disorganized and chaotic. But whatever extreme you fall closer to, you probably know intuitively when things aren’t right.
So yeah, I don’t need to tell you that this stuff is completely wrong. But, that said, I should point out that everything here just ain’t right.
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Grab those boards.
Putting aside the obvious question of how one loses their backboard but not their net, I have serious reservations about using a flatscreen TV as a backboard.
So close.
Everyone’s dealt with a faucet like this at one time or other, but that doesn’t make it any less infuriating. Why do some taps only reach out, like, two inches?
That’s not gonna hold.
This person bought a new house and looked in their toilet tank. They found that the previous owner had attempted to fix a valve using…Scotch tape. In a tank full of water.
Seriously?
Imagine buying your favorite band’s newest album, paying extra for an autographed copy, all to find that they’d signed the plastic wrapper and not the LP itself.
Seems unnecessary.
There’s nothing wrong with putting your keyboard on your lap to type. The thing is, this works just fine as-is. I don’t think anyone’s ever wished for pants that double as a computer keyboard.
My OCD is triggered.
I know that mounting TVs on walls isn’t as easy as it might seem. Still, how hard would it be to center this TV? I wouldn’t even be able to enjoy watching this.
Pepsi Blue.
This cup must have just come back from the cup printing factory because it’s leaving blue paint all over the place. I guess it’s effective branding for Pepsi.
Red means…go?
The fact that red means stop and green means go is one of the few universal truths in life. Universal, that is, except for whoever designed this maddening remote control.
A wall’s a wall.
This brick wall started alright. No, it wasn’t perfect, but it looked somewhat like a wall. But as new layers have been added, the wall has just gotten worse and worse.
Living on a thin line.
This is a DVD player, wedged awkwardly underneath a TV and dangling over the void. It looks like it’s been in this spot so long that it’s literally changed its shape.
No.
Some things ain’t right due to an accident. Other things, like this, ain’t right because the person who created them is an agent of chaos. This is just horrifying.
Weird waffles.
I’m guessing this is some kind of fancy waffle iron. It’ll accomplish its goal of making waffles that are out of the ordinary.
Make an offer, get turned down.
So you’re encouraged to make an offer, only to be told that the price is firm. It’s one thing to reject the offer, but those two terms kind of contradict each other.
Treat it better.
Look, nobody treats their laptop as carefully as they did when it was brand new. But still, it’s your workstation. It deserves a little more respect that this treatment.
A box for everything, and everything in its box.
“I received an Amazon delivery today. I ordered 5 of the same (and very small) item. I ordered all five at the same time. This is how it arrived. Notifications on the side.”
Not how it works.
How do you get a job cleaning a library if you think it’s okay to do something like this? There are librarians there for a reason, you know.
Two great tastes, combined.
However you feel about shrimp, this is a food foul. Why even have both of these on the same plate? Cinnamon rolls will never complement shrimp, and vice versa.
Girl pants problems.
Women’s pants can’t accommodate a slimmed-down Nintendo Switch Lite, whereas men’s pants are easily big enough to fit a chunky original Switch. We need better pocket equality in the world.
Close.
I don’t understand how someone could go to the effort of bagging up their dog’s dirty work, only to leave it on the ground literally 18 inches away from a garbage can.
Doctor’s orders.
When you get older, some medical professionals recommend a bar in your shower, and who am I to disagree with them?
Professionals only.
I don’t know what they’re so mad about, bangs are making a big comeback. This horse will be a trendsetter in the horse fashion world!
A custom helmet you wouldn’t want.
Or maybe you would, I don’t know who you are. But I do know that, if you want your own head printed on a helmet, you’re not human.
This baby has news anchor hair.
His first words are going to be, “Now, onto financial news-“.
Depends on your outlook.
This dinner is made entirely with candy and cake, which is either good or bad depending on if you were looking forward to some mashed potatoes.
I think now’s the time to let me back in.
I now finally understand the “pick on someone your own size” lesson we teach kids.
Next time, read the label.
Apparently, the person who put this away saw the blue box and assumed it was pasta. I don’t think this is something you’d want for dinner.
Hey, you don’t know her.
She could be a huge asset to the community! Brewing potions, gifting herbs, cursing any trespassers.
Super Producer, Chian.
Chian has been a real threat to the market lately, picking up a lot of production deals. They’re worth keeping an eye on.
When a wrong number sends you a selfie, what else are you to do?
I love that they even stepped it up by going shirtless. Not to mention the detail with the guy in the back? Immaculate.
Iron Deficiency Man.
Hey, Tony’s been busy, okay? He hasn’t had a chance to work out and neither has the suit. Give him a few weeks to bounce back.
This user’s mom missed a group photo and offered to Photoshop herself in.
And when you have that chance, why squander it by making yourself blend in? You’re the one with the photo editing skills, you deserve the spotlight.
When someone asks to “save you a bit of everything” from Thanksgiving dinner.
Well, you weren’t wrong in what you did, but they also won’t be wrong when they never want to ask a favor of you again.
A fierce competitor.
I don’t understand how people think they can take on any wild animal. Sure, a monkey is smaller than you, but it’s also feral. You are not feral.
Enjoying retirement to the fullest.
So this man, on his first day of retirement, made a Nerf dart mini-gun and fired it at anyone who walked by. I suddenly have retirement goals.
A light sprinkling of berries.
This is the ratio of strawberries to cereal in two boxes of Special K. Maybe it’s better to just add your own strawberries, honestly.
