The internet can be a bit like a thrift store. You can spend hours sifting through a lot of useless junk in order to get to anything worth looking at.
In fact, you would probably come across a lot of stuff you’d wish you’d never seen or touched, which is why we’ve gathered the best finds right here!
1. The choker craze really got to everyone’s head
In that case, why don’t we just call socks “foot mittens”? Might as well call cereal “milk-soup.” Or refer to pants as “long shorts.”
2. And they’ll call it the race of the century
Who wouldn’t want to see that? Let’s hope the great white stays in its own lane and doesn’t feel too peckish.
3. You can’t beat that view
Who knows, maybe the Swiss Alps are a magical place where there are no bugs and it never rains. But I do have one question: Where’s the toilet?
4. Look at those smug jerks
What can you do? Taters gonna hate. We’ll see who’s smiling once they’re covered in ketchup! We’ll see who’s acting smug when they’re being digested!
5. They say study what you love
This guy gets it. Pancakes will always be more interesting than chemistry, and no matter what, flavored syrups will always bring you more happiness than stoichiometry.
6. There’s some faces not even a dog filter can save
I was not born selfie-ready. On the plus side, I’m pretty sure posting to Twitter uses less data than sending snaps!
7. Word, there’s no way I’m burning that in my bathroom
Since when was the smell of a homeless person’s dump in the back alley of a pizza place a scent to be desired?
8. Yeah, we’re not falling for that again!
Our collective memory remembers the blame! I don’t want my choice of sushi over steak to be held over my head for the next thousand years.
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9. Is this some sort of sick joke?
Don’t you dare try to implant that sort of hope into my consciousness, McDonald’s! We both know you’re not delivering on that creamy cold goodness!
10. “I can’t wait here all day”
“If y’all want to stay here after the bell, that’s fine with me.” Although, to be fair, none of my high school teachers dressed that fresh.
11. Ahh, the joys of having your parents on social media!
I catch enough shade from my parents when I come home for the holidays, I don’t need it every time I check my feed too!
12. The office kitchen is always a battleground
Airing your workplace grievances on Twitter is not always a great move, but it can sure make for some darn fine entertainment.
13. The only animals I’m seeing on my nature walks are Bellsprouts
Sure, I wish I was seeing more Charmeleons, but those babies are rarer than a dodo in a diamond field.
14. Ain’t that the ugly truth?
Tonight, I have no desire to sleep like a baby — tonight, I want to sleep like a fetus. Is that really too much to ask?
15. I just thought Netflix was trying to make me feel guilty for sitting on the couch for eight hours…
This is very concerning to me… WHAT IF THEY CAN’T AFFORD ANOTHER SEASON OF STRANGER THINGS ?!
16. It’s possible you may have overdone it
Sure, that decal is fine on a ball cap or your shirt pocket, but a designer toilet lid cover is going a bit far.