Let’s be honest, we love watching people falling over and hurting themselves. Even before we had a treasure trove of fails to pick from, we’ve been watching them on America’s Funniest Home Videos for almost 30 years — yes, that show is still on. I’m as surprised as you are.
Anyway, since we’re not total jerks, we at least hope they’re OK at the end of it.
And today, we’re sure these people are just fine…hopefully.
1. I’m hoping the kid in the back is just crying because he can’t go to McDonald’s or something. Otherwise, his brother is cold as ice.
“Hmm, my li’l bro is right in the middle of some total misery. It’s the perfect opportunity for a selfie!”
2. Aw man, I’m pretty lucky to have never pranked myself with an upside-down glass.
Of course, it’s probably going to happen tomorrow morning now that I’ve said this. Hopefully, what I’m drinking will be easier to clean up than that pink stuff, though.
3. You know, I can’t even remember a time where I was this invested in customer satisfaction.
Like, I’ll grumble and eat it anyway when my chicken sandwich has mayo on it, but I can’t handle the idea of Cody not getting his marinara.
Come on, guys.
4. Ooh, I see an unpleasant 10 minutes of gagging over a toilet in this guy’s future.
But now that we know how much bacon grease looks like cinnamon roll frosting, this roommate’s noble sacrifice will not be in vain.
5. Ouch, there are a couple of reasons why this guy might be making a round trip.
I’m not sure if I should be more worried that this poor guy will have steam coming out of his ears or that he’ll sneeze himself through a wall.
6. Man, I really hope the grandpa’s just thinking, “Oh sorry, is my meme too dank for you?” here.
Because if it’s something more along the lines of “Yes, I am actually going to drink this,” then all of you Tide Pod goofballs should be ashamed.
7. You know, it’s not even that I’m mad about the door here. I’m more worried about this dog’s well-being.
Sure, it looks happy enough, but I can’t imagine that eating that much wood is good for the digestion.
8. I actually looked up this guy’s Twitter just to make sure nobody came to get him.
Since it’s still there and his most recent tweets aren’t, “I was mistaken, Froot Loops come in many flavors and are part of a complete breakfast,” he’s safe.
For now…
9. The more questions I ask myself about this, the more worried for this person I get.
Like, how do you even go about replacing a stolen trunk? How much does something like that even cost?
What kind of nightmare did somebody just put them through?
10. Yeah, I think a lot of people are trying to figure out how to reconcile these attitudes right about now.
I think we have to find a way to get Kanye’s confidence without the part where he jumps on other people’s stages.
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That’s a tall order.
11. Yikes, I’m not sure what has to happen in a person’s life to make this seem like a good idea but I hope things get better for him.
At the very least, this buildings needs to fix its water fountains already because this is ridiculous.
12. Oh dear, this isn’t encouraging. I just hope something can be done before she gets to the “screaming at 12-year-olds” stage.
Once a case of online rageitosis gets that advanced, the only cure is total separation from the device.
Please wear protective padding before attempting treatment.
13. You know, I’m anxious to see both of the people in this situation turn out OK.
I obviously am in no mood to watch someone get purged over a simple case of bike disrespect, but that kid is also way too young for that movie.
14. Gah! She’s making a valiant effort to smile, but I’d be hard-pressed to name something that looks more uncomfortable than that.
It’s like someone cooked up a mad experiment to find out what it takes to literally make an eyeball scream.
15. At least if this guy’s haters get mad, he can confidently use the old “doctor’s orders” excuse.
After all, that’s how I’ve been able to wear sweatpants to work every day for the last couple of weeks, so I’ve got that going for me.
16. Whoa, I never realized how much I was flirting with danger every time I did this.
Rihanna seems to know exactly what’s at stake here, but she’s just too fierce to worry about it. I guess I’m just not on that level.
