It can often feel like this world of ours is plotting against us! However, often it is just a handful of pesky individuals!
From fast food resolution wreckers to spark-plug-filled lobsters, here are 16+ people who are out to get us.
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“I found a use by date sticker in my burger…”
So long as it hasn’t expired you should be perfectly safe to eat that expiry date! Can’t imagine it’ll taste good though.
“I feel like a point was missed here…”
“Christ, just go up the stairs and ask for the wheelchair ramp you lazy bugger!”
“What?!”
“Scary Street!”
It looks more like these kids are saying, “Can anyone tell us how to get…how to get the hell away from here?!”
“No. I can not help Rocco get home.”
Oh no Rocco, looks like you should have made sure your road tax was up to date, as now you’re stuck in the unending maze of punishment!
“Posted the sign, boss…”
Be careful though, if you use too much hand fertiliser then you will start to sprout other hands on your hands, it’s a real mess!
“Finding out to not ignore your Shepard the hard way…”
In fairness, in my experience, most IPAs taste like they have a sodden tennis ball in them anyway.
“A friend saw this in the subway during the climate strike.”
Hypocritical asshats like the person who left this sign behind will be the ruin of this bloody planet.
“Can’t stop thinking about this sink…”
What kind of monster of an interior designer would do such a thing? You’d need too put some really strange artwork around the place to try and distract from this abomination.
But…Why?
Yeah, I mean, this simple caution seems like an appropriate enough way to deal with this situation! Can’t see anything wrong here.
“‘Write congrats on them’ (two cakes)…”
Nothing like an overly compliant cake decorator to send the internet into a furore!
“Someone better call the Penguin Civil Liberties Union.”
The people who are putting these damn signs up are the people who are ruining the world by not letting there be more penguins bopping around! It’s criminal!
“When you solve entire Rubik’s cube but the center piece.”
I don’t think that I could live in this building. Actually, I probably couldn’t live in a building facing this one now that I think about it.
“Made the stairs, boss!”
Well this is just a recipe for shattered ankles and law suits! It’s a…brave design choice.
“My ‘Full-Sized’ Mjolnir arrived. I’m still happy and I refused to let my moment be ruined.”
I love to see that this guy didn’t let this cock-up dampen his spirits! He is still worthy!
“Christmas lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in.”
Mmmm, nothing like some spark plugs to liven up a lovely lobster dish. They’re quite tough on the teeth though…and the rest of your insides.
“Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow poop hole-in-one.”
Isn’t being pooped on by a bird supposed to be good luck though? Actually, I think that is just something that people tell themselves to feel better about having been pooped on.
“We’re not even a week in!”
New Year’s resolutions are temporary, fatty delicious foods are…well, also temporary, but they taste better!
“And the job went to the lowest bidder…”
This job was obviously done by the guy who your friend inevitably knows who “can do it cheaper, trust me!”
“Seen in China 2 years ago, almost lost my bunlonce from laughing.”
They really are getting wilier and wilier with these amazingly cunning off-brands aren’t they?
“It was almost fine…”
I guess your choice is now a comfortable surface in the pitch black or a well-lit bumpy road.
