We don’t all notice every tiny detail that exists in this world of ours, with most of the best stuff slipping us by on a daily basis.
So, from cats who inadvertently have cakes in their feet to individuals who had the most bougie vending machine on the planet in their office, here are 16+ moments that made us go, “I didn’t notice that until now!”
“The room number for mammogram testing spells out ‘boob.'”
This was some amazing planning to make this a reality! Truly, we are living in the future… I’m not sure how this means we’re living in the future but it does!
“There’s a skatepark shaped like bacon and eggs an hour out of Seattle.”
I feel like there should now be a mod for Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater to make every map breakfast-themed!
“This political billboard is a stealthy dad joke.”
“So, what do you plan to do for the city?”
“Well, I’m gonna increase the amount of scarecrows that’s for sure so I’m not alone!”
“I used the same urinal as Quentin Tarantino.”
As far as tenuous claims to fame go, this one is one of the most tenuous that I have ever seen! Congrats!
“My backyard is infested with burrowing ‘land lobsters.'”
Yep, it turns out that finding burrowing crayfish in your lawn can be quite a common thing because…well, nature is just weird sometimes!
“Having a curved toe finely paid off!”
I suppose that not wearing flip flops when you’re working with nails is also a good message to take from this!
“My cola exploded inside my freezer.”
It doesn’t look very “green” now! Christ, what an unbearably sticky mess this will have been to clean up.
“This Pac-Man address sign.”
That must be one hell of a long street, but at least they’ve found a way to make their ridiculously long house number interesting!
“I tried growing carrots.”
Well, at least they’ll be able to get one carrot stick out of it! I’m sure it’ll taste all the better for knowing you put all that work into it as well!
“Just noticed a calf in the checkout line.”
Well this sort of occurrence would automatically make that the single best shopping experience of all time. I love how shy it looks as well.
“The severed and re-attached portion of my finger does not prune when doing dishes.”
Someone else asked if they can feel heat or pain in that part of their finger, to which this person replied, “No. When the doctor tells me they need to prick a finger. That’s the one I pick.”
“Someone took out the words ‘your pride’ from this church sign.”
Sounds less like a church sign and more like the most questionable marketing slogan that Gaviscon have ever come up with.
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“My new office has a champagne vending machine.”
Jesus Christ, what kind of bougie office did they get a job at? Who has the money for this kind of thing in the middle of the day as well?!
“My fried egg looked like a kiwi picking something off the ground.”
This is downright adorable, it even seems like a shame to have to eat it and destroy this little masterpiece!
“The inside of this tree looks like a fish.”
“So, how old is this tree?”
“Err…trout-years-old?”
“Did you really believe that getting a cat would be all about cuddles and sweet meows? Think human think!”
Wait, do all cats stare terrifyingly into the souls of their owners while they’re sleeping?
“The classic red checkered pattern of the tablecloth of this restaurant is made of QR codes for their menu.”
“Damn it.”
“What?”
“I want to order a drink but the bird has pooped on the drinks menu code.”
This Freeloader…
The person who posted this explained, “This is Max. Someone in the neighborhood owns him but he’s free to explore as he pleases. He’s never had a collar. For the last year my wife and I have been feeding him and petting him when he’s around. Apparently so does everyone else. This is him tonight.”
“My cat’s checkered paw.”
Its little feet look kind of like they have a piece of Battenberg cake running through them!
“A storm knocked over a tree whose roots lifted the car parked next to it.”
And this is why you should never park under a tree! I mean, the bird crap sucks as well in fairness, but this is the main reason!
