Rules are meant to be broken! Well, they’re not. However, there are some spectacularly strange rules out there that are certainly meant to be questioned, if nothing else.
From banning unibrows to banning smoking unicorns, please enjoy these 15+ weird rules that needed to be questioned!
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“DON’T BE SELFISH!”
I wonder if this little tactic worked. I mean, they make a very compelling argument, don’t they?
“The dog is already dead, please don’t break my window!”
The smiley face really adds some much-needed levity to this note! Also, just take the dead dog home! Don’t be leaving it in the car while you go shopping. The dead dog takes priority!
“”No ice creams allowed, smoking is prohibited, but unicorns are a-okay.”
Sure, normal unicorns are fine, but if that unicorn is eating an ice cream and smoking a joint, then they have to leave immediately!
“Don’t be afraid to use public bathrooms ever again.”
Smashing your hands against all of the walls as fast and hard as you can is also a good technique. This will also discourage people from trying the locked door to your stall and giving you a heart attack.
“Why 4 year olds aren’t allowed to make pizza.”
I mean, looking at this, I think that I’d rather eat this than literally any pizza that has pineapple on it.
“I always follow the rules.”
Wow, I’m actually incredibly impressed by this. Also, is it only me that is wincing at the idea of how much this would hurt your head?
“There’s a story behind every sign like this.”
If I want to cover my hands in syrup then I should be allowed to! This is supposed to be the land of the free, not the land of the people who aren’t allowed to cover their hands in syrup!
One Wheel Or No Wheels!
I hate unicyclists. They always think that they’re better than everyone else just because they have good balance!
“Lake Taupo, New Zealand-Hostel Pool Rules. The safest Pool in all of Middle Earth.”
It isn’t explicitly stated on this sign, however, if you drown in this pool, this will result in a permanent ban from the pool in the future.
“Sorry, no cool dogs allowed.”
“Excuse me sir, but your dog appears to be skateboarding while smoking and drinking some merlot.”
“Oh, is that not allowed?”
“Sadly, no. However, if he just puts down the glass of wine it will be fine.”
“Don’t Judge…”
I wonder how ground down this kid’s parent was with other asinine questions to have just sighed and said, “Fine, if you want to wear the peanut costume, wear the damn peanut costume.”
“‘Don’t take an umbrella’ she said, ‘You have one in the car’ she said.”
This guy looks thrilled to be using this umbrella. Look, with something like this, you just need to own it. But you also need to try and avoid looking like a creep as much as possible…
“I’m Sick Of All These Rules.”
You can’t do anything nowadays. Back in my day you could shove fireworks down your pants and blow yourself into pieces and everyone just knew you were having a bit of a laugh!
“My friends school has a ‘no snowballs’ rule, so he found this instead.”
This is kind of the perfect weapon, really, isn’t it? I mean, it’d just melt away after the crime! Also, what kind of buzzkill imposes a “no snowballs” rule?
“He knows he’s not allowed on the counter, but I never said anything about the lunchbox.”
This kitten clearly has a bright future as a lawyer. Just look at how he managed to find a loophole to the table conundrum!
“My girlfriend likes to cut my sandwiches into weird shapes just to watch me suffer.”
This one makes my entire body feel itchy. There is something about the horrifically disorganized manner of the top half which is wreaking havoc on my brain.
“Max must NOT be allowed in the library.”
How else is Max supposed to study for his finals? Stop being so discriminatory against this poor little cat! Let him study!
“I don’t think Susan is coming back…”
Well, if she does come back then that is either incredibly impressive or the start of the zombie apocalypse!
“Get Chugging!”
Pffft, you shouldn’t be walking around with open alcohol anyway. Look, if you can’t finish your drinks inside of the bar then you shouldn’t be lugging them around in public. Drink properly or not at all!
“Cat Tent!”
Why is it that cats aren’t allowed to ever show their appreciation for presents? I need to know!
“Don’t forget the important things on vacation.”
Either a family member/friend is playing a bit of a joke on these people, or they are incredibly brazen!
“A rule my teacher made.”
Why is it okay to interrupt when Jason Momoa enters the classroom? Maybe he just wants to learn and you’re distracting from his learning?!
“This is Axle. He wasn’t allowed to lick medicine off of his nose.”
Just look at the look in those eyes. How could you not let him lick the medicine off his nose even just a little bit?!
“I work at a summer camp where parents are not allowed to send their kids sweets. They are getting sneakier so we inspect each package…”
Jeez, just let them have some damn sweets! Also, as someone pointed out, why would anyone send their kid to camp with an enema?!
Destroy it All!
All joking aside, why does wild ginger destroy forests? If anyone out there is strange enough to know, then please let me know!
“This stapler wasn’t allowed to go anywhere beyond floor 4.”
It’s just cruel to keep a stapler locked away at the top floor of a middling business accountancy firm for all of its life. Staplers deserve their freedom too!
“No unibrows allowed.”
Well, this is just unnecessarily discriminatory against those of us with a powerful eyebrow game! Legalize unibrows!
“My boyfriend told me ‘Under no circumstances are you allowed to catch the bouquet’. Apparently God had other plans.”
From these pictures it looks like that guy threw that little girl into the bouquet to knock it to this person. If so, great aim!
“Teacher said we are allow to bring single side paper for notes during final.”
This is clever, but I think you could have fit all of this on a single side of an 8×11 piece of printer paper. Work smart not hard.
“My 8 year old just came to the realization that since we allowed him to get an adult meal he doesn’t get the free ice cream that comes with the kid’s meals.”
I think there’s an easy solution to this problem, which is everyone gets free ice cream after meals despite their age.
“Just…don’t.”
You need to be incredibly, fully detailed when writing marker guides on the wall. People will always find loopholes.
“I told my boyfriend the new puppy wasn’t allowed in the bed.”
Seems his priorities are straight then. How could you deny that boy sleeping on the bed?
“Math may not seem very important to some, but in my school, it’s some serious stuff!”
Those are pretty harsh consequences, but then again those look like really specific mistakes to make. Wow, I don’t miss math.
“No drinks at the pool.”
The lengths that people will go to to drink wherever they want is astounding to me. They turn into MacGyver just to have a beer.
“An actual sign at an ice cream shop I visited. I asked if they were serious about it. They are.”
Put these up in every retail or food service spot in the nation. An extra $10 is the least those employees deserve.
“I was asked to be the example of ‘what not to wear’ for our companies new dress code policy. How did I do?”
So let’s see what’s not allowed. Nerf guns, Popeye muscles, knitted beards, cool as hell socks…man, this workplace is super boring.
“Seriously, beware of this dog.”
Aw, I dunno, he looks friendly… Maybe if I go give him a treat he’ll be okay.
“What are the rules of ant fight club?”
Well, the first rule of ant fight club was to not talk about ant fight club I thought…or, however it is that ants communicate.
“Glad to see my local Walmart finally has a place to drop off your kids while you shop!”
Hey, this isn’t okay. Kids need an enclosure at least three times this size, and one elevated bar to climb on won’t be enough exercise. Not to mention there’s no heat lamp.
“Music festival in 90 degree weather wouldn’t allow venders to sell beverages…”
Music festivals should give away water for free in the first place. The fact that they had to go to these lengths to give people water is insane!
