You know, when I put these lists together, I like to give readers some insight or at least some description of what they’re looking at.
Unfortunately, you’re not going to get that here. These are pics — that’s for sure — but that’s pretty much all I know about them. I have nothing but questions.
High steppin’.
Barbie dolls are all well and good but nothing good happens from removing their heads and displaying them in a different context. These boots don’t need to exist.
Well, there it is.
You’ll find the most interesting people on Etsy. Want a collection of dead beetles dressed like characters from Jurassic Park ? No? Well, here they are anyway.
The ’90s are back.
Pants that are way too big and sleeves to hold your burned CD mixes? These pants are anachronistic today but they might have been the hottest thing ever if they’d existed in 1999.
Half and half.
I like to think this car has the ability to transform into a boat but it got stuck halfway through the process.
Wait a sec.
There’s a lot to unpack with this house. Yes, it’s upside-down. Yes, there’s no obvious entrance. The thing that gets me, though, is the car that’s implanted right in the middle of it.
I don’t see a house.
I understand that the camo aesthetic is a fun design, even outside of military applications. But I can’t fathom why anyone would want their house patterned like this.
Uhh…
Not gonna lie, if I was a kid I would be all about this slide. But as an adult, I just have to wonder who dreamed this up.
Snack as you drive.
Pepperoni rounds only belong in one place in this world: on a pizza. I don’t know if these are real pepperonis or it’s just a pepperoni-themed steering wheel but either way, I don’t like it.
Chaos.
Kitchen fires are a thing that exists, that’s for sure. But I don’t know how you could mess up so badly that it would do something like this.
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Russia in a picture.
You know what? I’m not even going to attempt to describe everything that (I think) is going on here. Just take a minute and appreciate it for yourself.
This is aggravating.
These are perfectly functional dice: cubes with values ranging from one to six on their six sides. Still, the design of the dots makes me irrationally angry.
Sweet fade.
The world of bad haircuts is varied and virtually endless. But even with that in mind, this guy’s haircut has a way of standing out.
Needs a new fan.
I’ve heard of roaches getting inside electronics before but it’s hard to imagine using your computer while a million bugs are calling its innards home.
Home sweet home.
There are all kinds of ways to put a small living space inside a vehicle, or attached to a vehicle. I think this one might be taking things a bit too far.
What could go wrong?
Yes, this is a cup served on an airplane with some fun tips on how you can create homemade explosives. Seems like a great idea.
I’m calling this one “Stretch.”
Here’s a fun mystery: how did McDonald’s engineer a fry so long and why is there only one of them? In any event, I like it.
Kill it with fire.
Here’s a mystery that’s not fun at all: WTF is going on in this picture? I guess even creepy crawlies need to eat.
Stuck.
This is a real photo but it could also be a screengrab of what happens every time I try to drive around in Grand Theft Auto .
Mysterious.
“Apparently, I have a broken needle in the back of my head. I have no idea how,” wrote the person who posted this x-ray of their skull.
Creepy clowns, man.
This is the basement door of an old farmhouse. It’s labeled “Michelle Ehle’s Own Playhouse” and has an extremely creepy clown painted on it. I’d just keep that door closed.
