Destiny is something that people spend a lot of time musing about, mainly people who spend too much time in rooms filled with incense and magic eye posters.
However, there are some instances of people truly finding their destiny, and I want to shine a light on that — but, please don’t be expecting everything that your drug-addled “fortune teller” tell you to come true. Anyway, please enjoy these 15+ times that people found their destiny.
“Go Pro!”
This certainly makes me feel better about my inability to actually do anything productive, at least I’m not an amateur at being ineffective in the world!
“Here’s our recreation from today…”
That dog has really mastered the constant look of judgement and general disapproval at fun that our Lord always has! Nobody like Jesus to bring the mood down at a party.
*Circle Of Life Starts Playing*
If you didn’t start screaming the beginning of the Circle Of Life to yourself in your head then there is something very, very wrong with you!
Something To Bear In Mind On Valentine’s Day…
I think that this is a solid plan for Valentine’s day. I mean, even if you’re not alone maybe read a book, it’s not like you’ll be able to get a reservation anywhere anyway. I love having a positive attitude.
“Destiny Fulfilled!”
The person who posted this explained that, “So my buddy got a full sized Bill & Ted back tattoo in high school. He happened to get a job working on the set of the new film while they filmed in NOLA…and the rest is history.”
The Utility Dog!
This little guys is not only the most adorable member of the workforce, but he is also probably one of the most helpful! Although, if he was running around I’d probably get no bloody work done.
Which Is Which?
If these kiwis are priced just based on it being one kiwi and not on the weight then go with the one on the right, as that one looks like you’ll get a few meals out of it!
His True Form!
This is actually how Justin was made, he was composed out of processed meat and then cursed in a satanic ceremony by industry executives.
“Introducing The Croc Rocket…”
“I always wanted to be a super hero, and now I can finally become… The Crocket!”
“I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you’re gonna get absolutely murdered out there.”
“It was destiny…”
“So, what do you want to do when you’re older Mr. Drinkwater?”
“Err…drink…water?”
“Are you just saying that because it is in your name?”
“Andrew! I mean, no!”
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Bambi Supporting Pride!
Thank God we live in a world where more and more woodland creatures are feeling comfortable enough to be true to themselves!
The Art & The Artist…
That cat has absolutely no remorse at what it has done, and would probably do it again if it was given the opportunity. And, who can really blame it, destruction is a form of creation after all!
“This person gave fate a nice chuckle…”
I’m sure that there is a version of this person in a parallel universe where this guy is rolling in money. And, I hope that comes as absolutely no solace to this person in their time of strife.
*Demonic Heavy Breathing*
Sometimes you will find your destiny, and sometimes your destiny will find you. Although, it will find you in the form of a black box presented to you by a demon in the middle of the night on public transport…
Your Dream Job Is Out There!
Some people may tell you that you are being weird or stupid if you want to be a cloud when you grow up, but don’t listen to them! Anything is possible in this world…except genuinely liking jazz, that’s impossible.
“She was born for this job…”
Wow, she was even more made for this specific job than Andrew Drinkwater! Suck on this Drinkwater you bloody charlatan!
“Are You Paying Attention?”
This person is one hell of a good Sim creator, that looks just like them, I can’t imagine that they will be acing whatever this class is about though. Unless this is a class on Sim creation of course.
“I had reddit decide the fate of my friend’s back tattoo. Here is the unfortunate result.”
The fact that they even had the tattoo artist write “I’m and idiot” is just astounding work. I mean, I hope that this was an intentional cock-up otherwise that artist must be feeling like a bit of a prat.
The Fight That We Have All Been Waiting For…
People probably didn’t think that these two iconic characters would finally meet on the subway, and yet here we are. Also, I can’t imagine that Batman would even land a punch, feel free to debate this violently in the comments.
Active Camouflage…
Bus seats aren’t just a piece of furniture, they are a way of life. I wonder how many people tried to sit on this guy during his journey?
