Look, I get it: you’ve been scrolling through Facebook and Instagram all day and you’re sick of looking at dumb baby photos and dumb cat photos. You need photos that aren’t afraid to get a little weird. Friend, you’ve come to the right place.
Cutting edge 1950s tech.
Before smartphones, before computers and before TV, there were still technological marvels. But most of them revolved around stuff like refrigerators having switches to set the hardness of your butter. Cool!
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This guy’s shirt has a design that’s at odds with itself. Unless it’s a Guns N’ Roses reference (are those even roses), I’m just not sure what he’s trying to say.
Don’t get between them.
I didn’t know that trees could spontaneously start holding…limbs…with one another, but I guess it’s a thing. If you got between these two, it would feel a bit like interrupting a slow dance.
How hard is it to get a normal glass of water?
Either it’s cucumber water or sparkling water or the glass itself is warping into another dimension. When I order water at a restaurant, I want flat water that stays on our current timeline.
This escalator is just showing off.
There are lots of places where an escalator leads to a flat area, then to another escalator. But it takes a certain amount of chutzpah for the escalator to just casually flatten out and continue upward like nothing happened.
Is this GTA Online?
Car wraps are nothing new, but this car’s wrap consists of about eleventy thousand little stickers. So many memories will have to be thrown out when this car eventually gives out.
Something’s wrong with your roof.
Either this truck has been partially painted in an especially convincing shade of sky blue, or a giant hamster has nibbled away at the frame of the roof.
Hah.
Oh, so there’s a zombie outbreak-looking gate, so you put up a silly sign about a zombie outbreak. That’s a funny joke. Wait, it is a joke, right? Why are you sprinting at me?
Sleeping on the job.
I don’t know what this cat did to earn an ID badge, nor do I know how it ascended to a position that lets it sleep in the middle of the day.
Make up your mind.
Look, call me old fashioned if you must, but where I come from, a can’s a can and a bottle’s a bottle. It isn’t right to just mash them together.
Everything’s going to be okay.
If things are going badly, hang in there and wait for your fortunes to turn. It’s always darkest before the dawn. When your cup is giving you a tiny smile of encouragement, you know that things are looking up.
Is he flipping me off?
So this is Galileo Galilei’s finger, lovingly preserved 350 years after his death. I guess that was the thing to do back then: if someone was a big enough deal, you made sure to hang onto a finger after they died.
Amsterdam has everything.
Unlike some of Amsterdam’s other notorious attractions, this rubber duck store would be legal pretty much everywhere in the world. But I don’t think you’re going to find a rubber duck store anywhere else in the world.
People of Walmart.
Everyone knows a visit to Walmart is a visit into the darkest impulses of the human soul. Sometimes this manifests in drama. Sometimes it just manifests into a banana-themed car.
That’s what we think of premium.
The fact that this active small town gas station has straight-up cobwebs all over its premium pump shows exactly what the locals think of this highfalutin’ elitist gas for snooty city folk.
If only there was a snappier name.
Guys, the word ‘donut’ isn’t copyrighted. You can use it freely. It’s also a lot catchier than this. I don’t think anyone would want to go to a place called Dunkin’ Yeast Rings.
I see the PB, where’s the J?
There’s nothing inherently wrong with having a pantry that’s full of peanut butter, and only peanut butter. But it is weird. I’m not saying this person is a serial killer, but I also haven’t ruled it out.
Elves confirmed.
This is either the greatest subtle cosplay move ever, or this girl legitimately has elf ears. I feel like she wears a lot of green and maybe plays an ocarina.
Making air sickness funny.
So imagine you’re in a plane at 30,000 feet and your stomach is upside-down because of extreme turbulence. You reach for the air sickness bag and see some company called Flibco making fun of your situation. Sweet.
Your foot needs to get out more.
I would say this person needs to get out more in general, but clearly their hands get a decent tan. Maybe it’s time to invest in a pair of sandals.
This is just a normal picture of a dog, I promise.
It took my brain a good five minutes to be able to sort out what was going on in this picture, but I’ll help you out here. It’s a dog with its head turned sideways. Tilt your head all the way to the left and you should be able to see it.
Will he help you save on car insurance?
This is a little “easter egg” of the car world — there’s a little plastic gecko molded into the plastic under the windshield wiper on the new Jeep Compass.
At its core, this is messed up.
No, this isn’t a worried mother of Halloween’s worst nightmare. Someone’s apple slicer broke while they were in the middle of using it, so the plastic ring came off. Ouch!
Not baa-d.
Those aren’t decorations — this restaurant has a sod roof and goats come by to keep it trimmed. And on the bright side, if there’s goat cheese on the menu, you know it’s fresh!
Now THIS is genius.
This is a sunscreen dispenser at a public beach, which is an incredible idea. No more burning your skin because you left your sunscreen back at the house, or running out halfway through applying it because there was less left in the tube than you though.
Kind of a-peel-ing.
This is a peeled watermelon. Yep. Someone managed to do it.
Words cannot explain how badly I want to lift this thing up and take a bite out of it.
Watch your step.
This crosswalk got 3D painted! I always wonder what these kinds of things look like from the wrong angle. Like, what does this look like when you’re actually walking on it?
Home-ow, sweet home.
This is an adorable cat door idea, with a cute little twirly tail to match. No screen to keep out other intruders though, so I hope you like raccoons or bugs in your house.
Umbrella for your umbrella, sir?
What a smart move. This store has an umbrella over their umbrella holder, so the umbrellas inside don’t get wet. Now all they need is an umbrella over THAT umbrella, so that umbrella doesn’t get wet, and then an umbrella over that one…
Trees get hungry too.
Nature really does find a way around anything, including pesky signs getting in the way of tree growth. Not to worry, this tree just overtook it.
Send noods.
I would love to eat spaghetti if it was bright blue or a deep purple. This supermarket carries colored noodles so you can keep your pasta fresh and exciting.
Do they exclusively sell seafood?
This is a special McDonald’s built in Sedona, Arizona. The red rocks of its mountainous landscapes are so famous that officials thought a classic golden arch of the McDonald’s logo would clash, so they opted for a light blue one instead.
Righty or lefty?
Only the door handle that right-handed people would grab for has the paint worn down, which makes sense considering most of the population is right-handed.
What do you drive?
This originally was a Kia Forte, but somebody rearranged the letters so that now they’re driving a Kia Fart. I hope that they’re the one who rearranged it, at least. Otherwise this might be the best prank of all time.
