It’s 2021, and we humans have a tool for absolutely every possible use. Then again, just because we’ve designed a lot of stuff doesn’t mean we’ve exactly designed it well. Let’s sit back and appreciate these monuments to our hubris.
Finally, some shade.

I love how these shady trees were cut down, all to accommodate an awning to provide shade. I guess someone thought it through.
From A to T.

The alphabet is one of those things that everyone knows. So if you’re making an alphabet-themed craft, there’s really no excuse for stopping at the letter T.
Neuf oeufs.

You know how eggs come in packages of twelve? Well, this fridge door has room for, uh, only nine eggs.
That’ll do it.

That’s a nice, sturdy gate that would be hard to break through. Too bad the only additional security is a knee-high fence.
Great design.

The on/off switch on this mouse sits on the bottom, higher than the surrounding plastic. This ensures that it’s constantly turning itself on and off.
Hey ese.

Wait a sec, does the Ese key function like the Esc key? Also, don’t sleep on the Caps Lcok a little further down.
You must choose one.

Double sinks are super handy. I guess this is still technically better than just one sink, but it still looks a tad inconvenient.
My brain just broke.

Something something about trollies and being allowed not to take our to help. I read that correctly, right?
From the void.

The ad for this cat door kind of implies that it’ll help your kitty travel to and from different dimensions.
All cream, no cookie.

I’m a big fan of cookies and cream ice cream, which makes it extra upsetting that this Oreo ice cream has zero Oreo in it.
Eurexit.

You don’t expect a ton of accuracy on a simple world map, but is it too much to ask that Europe be included?
Australia in the summer.

I’ve experienced pretty hot weather, but I’m glad it’s never been so hot that my candles droop cartoonishly like this.
Who needs a schedule?

It’s nice that this bus ticket machine is so accessible. It’s just a shame that it has to block the entire map and schedule.
Uniformity, schmuniformity.

These sandals are decorated with hundreds of little metal studs, all lined up neatly in rows…all but one, that is.
Why do you have to be the way that you are?

The very design of this magnetized clip ensures that the magnet can never really get a good purchase on any surface.
I pulled, now what?

What do you do when you follow directions to a T, and still fail? I guess in this case, it means walking around with wet hands.
“Fresh and pure”.

When they were designing this sign, they could have made the water any color. Why they chose yellow is anyone’s guess.
So close.

This stovetop looks like it works, but the fact that the elements don’t align with the grid makes cooking a dangerous experience.
They’re trolling, right?

The whole point of dice is that they’ll land on a certain side. These dice are round. Let that sink in.
Quiet basketball.

No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. That is indeed a basketball court, complete with painted lines, made entirely of carpeting.