Sometimes there are things out there in this wild world that make you pause and think, “Well, what the hell is going on there?” I have seen many people looking at me with that expression on their faces when my band and I have been playing… and it’s not a good thing that’s for sure.
However, this isn’t about my crippling insecurities, this is about these 15+ things that aren’t where they’re supposed to be! Enjoy!
The Sompsons
This is from the spinoff of The Simspons set after a nuclear war devastates the planet.
“Of all the plants, they choose cactus.”
“We want something that says comfort, something soft.”
“What about aloe vera?”
“Not bad, but, and bear with me here, what about a cactus?”
“…Genius.”
“Well, they’re not wrong…”
The guy’s smug face in the costume demonstration makes it look like he’s saying, “See what we did there? How clever are we?!”
“Why spend $1000 on a supreme shirt when you can buy this…”
I think that I would genuinely rather wear this than anything with the actual “Supreme” logo on it. Make of that what you will.
“Ngl I kinda want these shoes…”
I always wanted a pair of Ass Jordans. I could never afford them though.
“It’s not copyright infringement if it’s a typo.”
I’m sure that Disney’s lawyers will have something to say about this when they eventually find whoever makes this. Disney has people everywhere!
“You’re gonna pay for that free coffee, aren’t you?”
“Here is your free coffee!”
“Thanks!”
“That’ll be £1!”
“But you just said it was…”
“I said… that’ll be £1!”
“This counter looks like someone smeared poop on it!”
“The trick with designing a bathroom is to use colors that people don’t associate with what goes on in the toilet.”
“That makes sense, so what color are you thinking for the sink?”
“I think a nice, mellow, turd brown!”
“These 2020 glasses…”
Well, you know what they say, hindsight is 20200! These truly abysmal glasses actually sum up how 2020 is going so far I think.
“Braille numbering on a bumpy surface.”
“Where are you?”
“I don’t know, the sign is just a mess of letters and numbers!?”
“Have a big break. Have a Kriket!”
I love how they have even put a slightly knockoff version of the slogan on the package, “Have a break… with Kriket”!
“My dog isn’t used to me being home during the day and is just staring at me from different places around the house.”
I thought that dogs would be made up that their owners started working from home; however, this dog is clearly more skeptical!
“Ah yes! It’s Soft Rock Cafe!”
In this establishment, you can see memorabilia from such anaemic and insipid “rock” stars as Matt Healy, Phil Collins, and Bastile.
“So my campus had a suicide awareness and prevention day…”
“Hmm, it looks like no one is coming.”
“Strange, I put the sign up just as you said.”
Seems Legit!
Now you can cross two looks, business professional and beach appropriate! Perfect for when you’re giving a presentation while catching some rays.
“Dude Ferrari.”
Yes, this is the one and only host of the popular TV show “Winos, skivers, and liars!”
Maks Sense…
“So, I’ll ask you one final time, are you sure that you understand the question?”
“Petrol.”
Nearly Tinsel Town!
Someone saw an opportunity and they took it! I wonder if they had a little version of this sign already in their house, or if they bought one just for this?
“I made some fake self-help books and left them at a local bookstore.”
I would actually much rather read this than any sort of actual self-help book! Can someone please really write this book?
Worryingly Placed Defibrillator!
There has actually been a lot of weekends in my life where I could have done with this defibrillator being present.
“Well I guess it’s the best place to have the crap scared out of you.”
If you’re the kind of person who does this kind of thing, then there is a special circle of hell waiting just for you!
“Ah yes, the game we all loved and enjoyed!”
I do wonder where all of these myriad knockoff games on the AppStore come from. I like to imagine that it is just one man sat in a room making them all.
“Our friend that works at a pizza place was mad we got delivery.”
Wow, you can tell that their friend works at the pizza place though, just look at how much pepperoni they got on that beast!
“What a sh*tty place for a life vest!”
I suppose though, if you think about it, the sea is the place where you’re going to be most in need of it I guess?
“This kid is going places.”
Well, one thing is for sure, that definitely shouldn’t be on a kid’s piece of homework! Although, they’re not wrong.
“My cousin placed a horse mask on his dog, his son didn’t see the humor in it.”
No matter how many times I see this picture it will never not make me laugh my ass off. That kid wants to be literally anywhere else in the world than right there.
“A co-worker posted pictures of himself in random places when he quit. This is the back of a clock, and he quit 2 years ago.”
I would have loved to have done something like this when I eventually left my job at Costa, but I was just so glad to be getting out of there that I didn’t think about it.
“Look closely between the 7.5 and 8.0.”
The idea that there are rulers out there that are not accurate like this one is making me feel like my entire body is itchy. I think my OCD might be showing.
“I don’t see why they stopped traffic for us to do this.”
The good news is, if they’re checking, I’m sure you’ll get a good mark! That’s a high quality bridge doodle if I’ve ever seen one.
“When my wife’s school said they had BBQ for Teacher Appreciation week, she was excited to hear to there was a vegetarian option! It was a potato with BBQ sauce.”
The worst part is I can’t even tell if the potato is cooked. Even if it is baked or something else, who just eats a baked potato with BBQ sauce?
“So my neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.”
Hey, he’s out protecting everyone. A guardian angel of the neighborhood. Sure he may be passing silent judgment, but that’s forgivable, look at his face!
“My girlfriend’s brother couldn’t see the TV but didn’t want to get up to get his glasses, so this was his solution.”
I was going to suggest that he should just carry around a magnifying glass in case this happens again but then I realized that’s essentially what glasses are. I thought of glasses to replace his glasses.
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“This plaque in the historic English town Stamford. It was about 15 feet up.”
It’s almost nice to know that history wasn’t always super interesting, and could be as boring as life today is some days. But also knowing that was 15 feet up, I’m glad nothing happens, if something did it surely couldn’t have been good.
“Felt bad Jack couldn’t see out the front gate. Here ya go buddy.”
I’m impressed and delighted that they also cut a hole out for his nose. I think walking by a fence and seeing a dog snout poking through the fence would just make my day, I don’t even need to see the rest of the dog.
“The high chair is now for her.”
Well yeah, look at her, she looks like a princess who deserves the finest dining setup. If she desires a high chair, she will receive a high chair.
“It’s all in your head.”
While the technical skill needed to make optical illusion tattoos is immense, and the placement here is a brave choice, I still get the heebie jeebies looking at this. I guess that’s kind of the point, though.
“In her defense, I’m usually there when she poops.”
She’s looking at you like she knows that too. “What, you’re gonna say something? Tell me to leave? That doesn’t seem fair, does it?”
“I cut a cucumber. I don’t think it was aware that was going to happen.”
I don’t think I could keep cutting it after that. It’s in shock, I can’t keep hurting it like this! Maybe I’m too sensitive. I think I’m too sensitive.
“Those are some daring wasps to be building their nest so high up.”
If that isn’t dealt with soon, something tells me he’ll be wearing wasp nest pants in no time. Not sure if that would be better or worse though.
“Dino cat.”
Ah yes, the ferocious beasts of prehistoric times. Though majestic and great, we are grateful they don’t walk among us today, but instead their evolved, domesticated form does instead.
“Well, I don’t see any flakes.”
It’s not false advertising, that’s for sure. Maybe he uses it to wash his eyebrows, making sure that brow bone is moisturized and luscious.
“My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.”
This is either one of two things. 1) your dog is feeling a little neglected since the baby and you should start paying a little more attention to him, or 2) the carrier is comfy. Probably the second one.
“Not a good carpet choice for stairs if you ask me.”
This is the perfect carpet to put on your staircase if you’re looking to severely injure yourself and get time off work.
Maybe Take A Closer Look.
This is, like, layers of camo. Not only is it camouflage, the camo print is camouflaged! How much further can we go, how deep can this hole get.
“Gotta watch out for those damn stop signs.”
“Hey, trees, could you move a bit, you’re kind of in my way?”
“Why don’t you move stop sign, you’re no better than us just because you’re made of metal!”
